We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the ♥♥♥♥♥.

Easter Island Head: "Hey! Dum-dum."
Larry: "Yes?"
Easter Island Head: "You give me gum-gum."
Larry: "I give you gum-gum?"
Easter Island Head: "You new dum-dum. You give me gum-gum."
Larry: "Gee. Ah, okay. Um, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't dum-dum. My name's Larry."
Easter Island Head: "No, your name dum-dum."

Meow, meow, meow! I don't like liver but I want Meow Mix anyway!

I love Keyboard Warriors <3

And green balloons.

You still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.