💼 Welcome, Investigator 💼
Ah yes... you’ve just been deleted on de_mirage, and now you're here, scrolling through my profile, hoping to find something — anything — to justify that L.

🎩 Name’s JVAC (yes, really)
💰 Rich in both cash and headshots
🎮 Powered by a 4090, reflexes like a Ferrari, and an ego bigger than your spray pattern

🔍 Things you’re probably thinking right now:

“He must be cheating” ❌

“No way he hit that flick” ❌

“He pre-fired everything!” ✅ (It’s called map knowledge, sweetheart)

🔥 KD hotter than your GPU
�  Outfragging you while reading Discord
👑 I don’t buy skins to flex — I buy them to blind you before the first shot
🛫 MVP in every round you rage-quit

💌 Go ahead, leave a comment.
Accusations are my love language.