Don't you guys think it's weird that... nevermind I forgot

Big fan of the computer games.

10,000 grams of pure caffeine

You can reverse entropy by collapsing quantum wave functions to unlikely outcomes

If you can build a bridge between any 2 general spatial-temporal coordinates, you have time travel

If a closed subset of matter moves without external observation, it's teleporting.

If you minimize jerk, (third derivative of position) your movement will be smooth.