My mom turned off the Xbox and told me to eat. So I went upstairs and reluctantly ate. That was a half hour ago. Now, as I type this diary on the final day of my life, I realize I have some regrets. It's time to get them out there. The pain that courses through my hand as I write with pen and quill is unfathomable. Wait, pen and quill have I? Tis myself a fool, for thouself typest on modern technology! It hurts to say, but it has to be said by someone, especially on this very holy Hanukkah night. I forgot to use the menorah. I'm sorry God, will you forgive me? I just blacked out. I've only been fasting for five minutes, and this is certainly the longest five minutes of my life. This cruel world is uh. Uhhh.. Very cruel. Gonna go black out again, be right back.