Recent reviews by MasterJakeUp

With all the hype and hoopla over the border crisis here in the United States, both the Democrats and Republicans can learn a thing a two in The Imperial Gatekeeper. Regardless of nationality and whether woman or man, there's no discrimination unless you choose to. Let in whom you want, deny those you want to deny. And don't forget to check for weapons. If you have to, STRIP em, and SEARCH em. WHATEVER it takes. It's all a matter of national security. And you'll MEAT an assortment: tall, short, big, wide. And with this rubber stamp, The Imperial Gatekeeper is an... APPROVED!

Our busty blonde tomboy heroine Ouka Kamikaze debuts at a predominately boys school to right the wrongs of chauvinism. A perfect game to gift a female feminist. Make a friend FOR LIFE.

As a child, my mother denied me the NES and Zelda. Now that I'm an adult, I can play any damn game I want. So, I'll play Tower and Sword of Succubus instead. I was also denied breast milk.

If Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, and Bloodborne gangbanged old school Dragon Quest, you'd have... The Heart of Darkness.

I lost my cat the other day. This is how I cope.

Let's just say that this is the non-puritanical version of Castlevania. You can also safely introduce your church youth group to retro-style games by opting for the SFW option. Win Win.

My wife loves puzzles, and I used to make fun of her about it. Now I love puzzles, and she's mad at me. What gives...?

With all the sex, lies, and running around people's back, these characters need to go on the Jerry Springer Show.