"#428 +(717)- [X]<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"
#908 +(349)- [X]<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)
#2361 +(176)- [X]<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!

<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne

<Sarutobi> be safe :]

<chrysOUT> ***poOf***

<djglitch> she's not gone

<djglitch> she's addicted

<djglitch> ;)

<chrysOUT> die

<djglitch> hahahahaha
#5022 +(317)- [X]<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?
#7133 +(410)- [X]<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee

<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee

<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo

<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in
#7272 +(291)- [X]( Fuzzy     ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining

( jBalls    ) haha i lack that crucial gene

( jBalls    ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box

( Lev       ) but you ddr like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#9920 +(183)- [X]<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
#10910 +(1204)- [X]<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this

<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes

<LabMonkey> pull out one

<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter

<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack

<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...

<LabMonkey> What the ♥♥♥♥, over.
#11241 +(448)- [X]<xdeep> does anyone have a computer currently handy
#12281 +(304)- [X]<{GOD}> who has the internet
#14453 +(406)- [X]<griffin> im disappointed in my mom

<pagan> me too

<pagan> she did a bad job
#14515 +(262)- [X]<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called

<hydro-> euthanasia
#14662 +(736)- [X]<Funk> I need money fast.

<wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea

<Funk> What?

<wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque

<Funk> And then?

<wildkarrdex> and then what?
#14709 +(241)- [X]<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today
#15553 +(118)- [X]*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor

*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor

*Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky

<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.

<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?

<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.

*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol

<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?

<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer

*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au

*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)
#20216 +(349)- [X]ð madbomber/#twilight_zone 'does' sara

ð sara creams

<xyst> sara: you forgot an s.
#22696 +(288)- [X]<Pandemonium> Those popups could poke someone's eye out.
#34553 +(33)- [X]<mindstorms> i so l33t.....i combined my radio and computer output to my speakers

<mindstorms> so now my head hurts when i have the radio and winamp on!
#36382 +(-53)- [X]::: Mode: (@agg) sets (+m)

[@agg]: say nothing if ur gay !!!!!!!
#41183 +(85)- [X]<plugaway> if im goin to ♥♥♥♥ a dog, hell yea im not telling it to anyone
#44029 +(105)- [X]<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing

<Gandalf> your h key?

--> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has joined #Highveld

<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1
#47945 +(245)- [X]<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before pants, condom goes before penis

<shane_work> whahoo

<nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the condom, yo
#48153 +(260)- [X]<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls

<FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt

<FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a straw

<CogNiTO> well

<CogNiTO> do that then
#53492 +(691)- [X]<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here

<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here
#54029 +(361)- [X]<Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it??

<afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram?

<afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.
#65778 +(268)- [X]<bludot> and then i said that the deadline for the oxford coding competition was valentines day, they were like, "do you geeks have weird alternative holidays for every thing?"
#71136 +(596)- [X]<egernness> jeg leder efter en sød pige som vil lære mig bedre at kende... hun må godt have lidt de samme interesser som mig, en webdesigner ville være overdrevet vildhed.... /msg me

<@bamsefar> egernness: what?

<egernness> need sex
#75597 +(129)- [X]<iCARUS> thats cos ya gf is loose

<edeity> yeah. shes pretty cool
#75754 +(211)- [X]<abel> !8ball Did I just fart?

<ChanServ> abel: It is decidedly so.

<abel> HAHAH HE KNOWS ALL
#80703 +(413)- [X]<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open.  at least that way you can claim you were raped

<Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing

<Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey?  <crowbar> Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing.  <wife> oh, alright...just keep it down.  <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!
#81171 +(1426)- [X]<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an addition to the current laws of nature.  "Lesser Life Forms Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".   I saw a bug on my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.  As such, I threw my cup at it.  The cup was made of glass.  And contained my coke.  Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over my floor.  The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug was already dead.
#82115 +(503)- [X]<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years

<SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs.

<|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and ♥♥♥♥ on my supervisors desk

<clay45> whoa
#105513 +(105)- [X]<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
#138049 +(411)- [X]<Uhh_Duh> relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!

<black-ice> it all starts with 3 letters, asl

<black-ice> and ends with stfu
#138374 +(675)- [X]<FFk> Ive been living on my own for 2 weeks. Im so bad with money and ♥♥♥♥ im drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers.

<Goftyrind> erm....

<FFk> i can safely say i need my mommy.
#149650 +(1692)- [X][ Skip ] my mum told me she deleted "that program that you have obscene conversations on"

[ Skip ] i came on and irc was still here

[ Skip ] yet my winamp is gone :S
#190199 +(1146)- [X]<Mooseka> IF GOD IS SO POWERFUL, WHY DID IT TAKE 7 DAYS TO CREATE THE EARTH.

<Mooseka> AND IF IT DID TAKE 7 DAYS, HOW LONG HAS IT TAKEN TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE?

<Mooseka> A PRETTY LONG TIME I'D THINK!

<Cef> to god a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is liek a day

<Cef> thats in the bible

<Mooseka> SO IT TOOK GOD 7000 YEARS TO MAKE THE EARTH?

<Mooseka> HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ IS HE POWERFUL THEN

<Mooseka> I COULD MAKE THE EARTH OUT OF LEGOS IN 7000 YEARS.
#196311 +(389)- [X]<muffins> Okay, earlier, when I said "♥♥♥♥" and left, my grandfather came with a truck load of wood for me to cart someplace. Because "Good Christian Young Men" do things like use chainsaws and cart wood.

<muffins> Another thing Good Christian Young Men do is shoot guns. And go to church. I think I'm failing.

<RedBeard> muffins: so kill two birds with one stone. shoot guns in church.
#246512 +(349)- [X]cwelks: I found out that if you are out of dishwashing detergent, that you shouldnt replace it in the dishwasher with Tide.

cwelks: Bu"