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Alright, let's rock 'n roll.

The Scarecrow (:skin man1) is unlocked by
(Note that you do not have to beat wave 10, you just have to make it to the wave.)

The Toy Robot (:skin man2) is unlocked by
(Note that you do not have to beat wave 20, you just have to make it to the wave.)
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Horde mode is not hard, at all. Especially if you have friends with you. In my opinion, it is stupidly easy with 2-3 people that know what they're doing. This gamemode is absolutely littered with explosive ammo, so you will most likely 1-hit everything 100% of the time.

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Fun facts about these skins:

The scarcrow's first person model is almost non-existant.

The Toy Robot's head and arms are actually unhinged from it's body. When you look up and down, the body does not move, at all. It's stupid, but also funny.

The Toy Robot also has a unique wallet, which in my opinion looks very cool. If you want to see it, you're gonna have to find out for yourself! Not like Horde mode is hard or anything.

The Toy Robot, when it bleeds, doesn't leak blood. It instead leaks out blue oil. Nice touch.

The Golem (:skin man3) is unlocked by
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The crypt isn't nessessarily difficult to unlock. It's just very, very, tedious. Anyone that has attempted to open the door of the crypt know that for a fact. Here is a step-by-step guide in getting through it.

1. Before you even go outside the barn, pick up the Uzi or P90. If you have the intention of opening the crypt, NEVER pick up the shotgun.
   
2. Fight through the first wave with ONLY your pistol. Try to conserve as much ammo as possible for your primary. When the wave is complete. Try to get as much meat as you can into the grinder.
   
3. If you don't have enough meat to get max ammo (1240-1260), then fight through another wave with
   your pistol. If you do, then skip this step.
   
4. With max ammo, have you (and hopefully, your friends) go to the Crypt Entrance, which is behind the barn and next to the white house, back in the corner. When you're all there, completely unload every single bullet into the entrance door. You should see the number of prayers needed rapidly deterorate.
   
5. During the aftermath of wave 2, it's time to go scavenger hunting! This isn't exactly tedtious though. All you have to do is hold your flashlight close to the walls of structures and you will, eventually, see hidden text in blood. The first text will only appear on wave 2. The text will contain a code. Write that code down somewhere. (The Code will always be 3 numbers.)
   
6. Keep on getting max ammo and unloading into the Crypt Entrance.
   
7. During the aftermath of wave 4, you need to go sniffing for another code. Do the same thing that Is said #5. You'll find it.
   
8. During wave 8, you will need to go find the final code.
   
9. You should have the Crypt wide open by now. If so, congrats. Head on down.
   
10. You will see a key (grab it for a neat hat) and a door with a combination lock on it. Put in each code you have written down until it opens. There will be 3 doors in the entire crypt. You have 3 codes. It isn't rocket science to figure the rest out. (All the keys along the way are hats.)
    
11. Upon opening the last door, you can unlock Golem.
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    Fun facts about this skin:
    
    People don't use this skin much, so you're probably going to get a reaction every so often like "wtf are you!?" and stuff like that. Pretty amusing.

The Farmer (:skin farmer) is unlocked by

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You can easily get this skin by cheating, but c'mon. I'm giving you this information, so I'm already spoiling the fun. Besides, it feels much better if you beat all 100 days legit and get the skin. Trust me!

The best way of beating the 100 days is to grab a friend r two. Scheduele when you'll be able to play Blood and Bacon together, and come back daily or bi-daily.
OR you can binge-play the entire 100 days. Bring something to drink, at least.
I DO NOT recommend doing it solo. That's really boring.
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Fun facts about this skin:

It's third person model has the same messed up mouth-open face as the actual farmer in the barn.

Not much else...

Uh, Daisy's suncap looks good on him, I guess.

The Astronaut (:skin man4) is unlocked by
(Note that you do not have to complete ALL of the objectives. The game will tell you when it unlocks.)
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The objectives can be a bit vague because bigcorp sucks at tutorials but after you understand it, getting the Astronaut will be easy enough.



1. Find a Safe Place.

• Enter the rover.

2. Learn to Fly.

• Go to the Shuttle. It is marked on your radar.
  
• Drive the rover into the Shuttle. It will "snap" onto the ramp, so don't worry about falling off or being super precise.
  
• LMB to Thrust. WASD to Rotate.

3. Rescue Mission.

• Fly over to the astronaut marked on your radar.
  
• Get out of the Shuttle, and park the rover near him. (Don't run him over.)
  
• Get out of the rover, and press E on the astronaut to recruit him.
  
• Once he is in the rover, get in it yourself and drive back into the Shuttle.
  
• Fly back to the Farm.
  
• Get out of the Shuttle, and then honk your horn (Press T).
  
• Once the astronaut gets off of your rover, you will unlock him as a character.

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Fun facts about this skin:

In the Wallet (aka In-game Esc Menu), the skin is referred to as "Astronaut Man". Nice.