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The Crazy Ivan Challenge
By Mehm
You tired of feeling tactical all the time? You tired of constantly stressing out about winning or losing? Do you just want to go insane and just run at the enemy holding no weapons? If you answer yes to any of these questions then come check out this small challenge. It's quite the daunting task but im certain if you got the balls to do it then it will most certainly work.
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Introduction and rules
Hello everyone I hope your having a pleasant time playing Contractors. This challenge is as simple as it gets. All it requires of you is to be that insane enough to try it.

The Crazy Ivan Challenge Rules

#1: Your not allowed to reload your weapons. (You got one clip make them shots count.)
#2: You must have the machete/knife equipped in your build
#3: Your not allowed to use the medium or heavy armor. Light or if possible no armor is allowed
#4: You must have your machete/knife out while using whatever weapon you decide to use.

And those are the rules. Your allowed to have gadgets and your also allowed to have any type of gun you wish. If you wish for this challenge to be even more insane then I suggest just only having a Melee weapon.

Now before impaling me to the cross for creating this idiotic challenge I will say this. This challenge is just meant for pure fun its not meant to be taken serious at all. Also if you want to be technical about it being useful to the team well think of it like this. If the enemy is focused on a guy rushing at them yelling then they aren't shooting you which means you could shoot and kill them due to the fact they aren't focused on you. Basically the Crazy Ivan challenge is just one giant walking distraction for the enemy which could make or break matches.

Some tips
These are just some tips to help you out on this challenge.

-Pistols are your ultimate friend. Along with the Micro Uzi
-If an enemy spots you just bob and weave towards them to distract them. Sometimes it works sometimes it dosen't but it allows you to keep their attention a lot longer.
-If you want you can sneak up to the enemy and try and kill them with their own weapons.
-Make sure your aware of your surroundings. Sometimes the best approach is to run from cover to cover as you make your way to the enemy.'
-Be communicative with your teammates. Just because your going full on crazy Ivan dosen't mean you can't help them out or work out a plan of sorts
-And the most important tip of all...just have some fun! Go crazy!
Why in the hell did I make this?
Welp the title speaks for itself. Basically I was struke with a glitch that essentially not allowed me any weapons at all no matter how many times I respawned or switch matches. Essentially I just said ♥♥♥♥ it and just went charging at the enemy. I was plain laughing my ass off and enjoying my time despite dying a lot. Every now and then when either my teammate died or the enemy died I would just scavenge their weapons and use that one clip to take them down. Somtimes it worked out and somtimes it don't but I didn't care I was having fun. Heck even my teammates helped me out by giving me their melee or pistol in which I would rush at the enemy with trying to kill them with it.

All in all this guide is just to add some more fun to the game and allow those who prefer not to take things seriously all the time something to laugh at as at times we all need a bit of humor in our games. Hope you enjoy the challenge and have some fun!
6 Comments
dove_lotion 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41pm 
boutta metal gear solid this shit :repoop:
Mehm  [author] 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:11pm 
Let me know how it goes for you. Not sure how much has changed over the years but glad your mad enough to try it out
NANNO HA 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:00pm 
Gonna try this
Mehm  [author] 30 Mar, 2021 @ 8:28pm 
Wow...people actually read this? Dang...not sure what to say other then thank you for taking a look at my failing sanity and if your expecting an apology for making this thing...well im sorry to tell you but I got no regrets.
Enhance 24 Feb, 2021 @ 12:34pm 
this is a work of art right here