-MANLIEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME
-ROCK STAR
-BEST ALL STAR THEME IN THE GAME
-A WIDE AND DIVERSE RANGE OF STUNT BOOST LINES
-SPEED STAT IS USELESS ANYWAYS
-NOBODY PLAYS PUDDING SO EVERYBODY WILL BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY GET WRECKED BY A PUDDING PLAYER
-ALL STAR MAKES HER GO FASTER THAN NON-NOVA ALL STARS(seriously, look it up)
-NOT PINK
-HER CAR IS LITERALLY BASED OFF OF A BIKE THAT HAD ABOUT 3 SECONDS SCREEN TIME IN SPACE CHANNEL 5 PART 2
-YOU GOTTA HAVE GREEN HAIR
-COMEDIC VALUE

PICKING PUDDING CAN BE A DIFFICULT PROCESS. HERE'S A BRIEF GUIDE ON HOW TO PICK HER

>GO TO CHARACTER SELECT
>FIND PUDDING
>PICK PUDDING

TROUBLESHOOTING
"PUDDING ISNT ON MY CHARACTER SELECT"
YOU HAVENT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNLOCKED HER YET YOU SCRUB GO BACK TO WORLD TOUR UNTIL YOU HAVE

KNOWING WHEN TO PICK PUDDING IS AN IMPORTANT DECISION OF ANY GOOD PUDDING PLAYER. HERE IS ANOTHER GUIDE TO WHEN TO PICK PUDDING

IS THIS MAP GOOD FOR PUDDING
>YES - PICK PUDDING
>NO - PICK PUDDING

TROUBLESHOOTING
"SOMEBODY PICKED PUDDING BEFORE I COULD"
♥♥♥♥, COUNTERPICK ULALA AND CONSTANTLY TRYHARD THEM UNTIL THEY STOP PICKING PUDDING. LET THEM KNOW YOUR WRATH FOR PICKING YOUR CHARACTER.

OK SINCE I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE THIS GUIDE AT LEAST EDUCATIONAL HERE'S A SECTION ON WHICH MODS ROCK AND SUCK FOR PUDDING.

SPEED - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ USELESS, SPEED HAS THE LEAST IMPACT ON YOUR CAR OF ALL STATS. IF YOU USE THIS YOU'RE A SCRUBLORD AND WILL COME IN LAST PLACE, BE LAUGHED AT FOR PLAYING PUDDING AND REMAIN A VIRGIN FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE. DON'T PICK SPEED STAT.

ACCELERATION - MOSTLY USELESS BUT IF PEOPLE WON'T STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIRING ICE AT YOU THEN THIS CAN HELP

HANDLING - OK BUT YOU DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PICK PUDDING FOR HANDLING, GO PLAY ULALA OR SOME ♥♥♥♥♥

BOOST - BOOST IS THE BEST STAT IN THE GAME, ALWAYS GO FOR THIS ONE OR THE ONE MENTIONED BELOW BECAUSE IT MAKES A HUGE IMPACT ON YOUR BOOST POWER.

SUPER BALANCED - EASILY THE BEST PUDDING MOD ON DIFFICULT TO NAVIGATE TRACKS. GETS RID OF ALL THE POINTS IN YOUR MOST USELESS STAT AND PUTS THEM INTO THE TWO BEST ONES. IF THE TRACK DOESN'T NEED 4 HANDLING THO YOU CAN GO BOOST LIKE THE SCRUB YOU ARE

CONSOLE MOD - IMO ONE OF THE BEST CONSOLE MODS IN THE GAME. SPEED SUCKS AND ACCELERATION IS REALLY UNDERRATED, THIS IS BRILLIANT IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THE GAME.

HERE'S GENERAL TIPS ON THE BEST WAY TO PLAY PUDDING IN RACES FROM THE PUDDING MASTER HIMSELF

>YELL "YES" INTO THE MICROPHONE WHENEVER YOU DO A STUNT BOOST
DON'T DO THIS TOO MUCH THO OR ELSE IT'LL SOUND LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SEX WHICH NOBODY THAT PLAYS THIS GAME WILL EVER HAVE

>PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE HOW GOOD OF A PUDDING PLAYER YOU ARE WHENEVER YOU WIN A RACE

>IF SOMEBODY PICKED PUDDING BEFORE YOU COULD, PICK ULALA AND SCREAM "PUDDINGGGGGGG" INTO THE MICROPHONE

>FEEL FREE TO AIR GUITAR ALONG WITH PUDDING'S ALL STAR THEME
BE CAREFUL THOUGH YOU MIGHT DROP YOU CONTROLLER, FLY OFF THE TRACK AND LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS SO DO THIS IN MODERATION

>WHENEVER YOU MOVE INTO FIRST PLACE TELL PEOPLE TO WATCH YOUR REPORTS ON CHANNEL 42

HERE I WILL PLACE VIDEO TUTORIALS ON HOW TO PLAY PUDDING. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL DEMONSTRATE ALL THE PUDDING TACTICS YOU NEED TO WIN SANIC AND TPOSE RACING TRANSFORMERS.

JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PICK PUDDING GOSH DANG IT