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Teabag technique
By flamecheese and 2 collaborators
What’s a teabag and what it’s for.
This guide is made just for fun, but you can use it to become more skilled in game.
First we made this only for some local audience. But later some ppl from English-speaking audience wanted to understand our guide properly. So here we go.
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What’s a teabag and what it’s for.
There are lots of emotions in the game at the moment to use at your disposal. But teabags – they are passed through generations without change at all.



You don't like your opponents and want to hint your disgust to them?
Did you massacre your opponent, leaving them no chance?
Did you score a winning point in a duel and want to take in all the joy?
Do you want to show respect to your opponent for them being good people?
There is a solution.
Basic techniques.
Therefore, depending on the goal of your teabag you can choose different execution techniques.

1 - Respectful teabag.
Choose this technique for those who you respect, who you liked in duel or just to show that you are good mannered.




2 – Disrespectful teabag.
This technique will be suitable for all others whom you do not like and want to insult. This teabag will disappoint your opponents and teammates because you will show them your dark side, but you will humiliate your opponent ultimately.

Respectful teabag features.
Respectful teabag is a completely new world!



In order to do this teabag correctly – simple preparations won’t be enough.
1 Kill an opponent whom you respect.
2 Walk up to the corpse and locate where the head is.


3 Sheathe your weapon by pressing 0, you won’t need it anytime soon.
4 Spread your shoulders, take a deep breath, look at the sky, spread your feet and knees as wide as you can. You are almost there.
5 Line up your teabag zone with the head of your opponent and begin to do reciprocating motions (squats in our example). They must be smooth and with a certain rhythm. Try to keep your body in one position.
6 Profit. You have shown respect to a good human being.




Common mistakes:
Your body movements are too fast.
You twist your torso too fast (this is a different technique).
You forgot to sheathe your weapon.




If you are being respectfully teabagged – relax and enjoy. You are respectful!

Disrespectful teabag
Perhaps you have already seen masses of amateurs who can’t even teabag with disrespect correctly, although it is very simple and intuitive.

All you need to keep in mind is this – you teabag in such a way of how much you disrespect your opponent and how hard he or she has fallen before you. If you misuse this teabag – it can lead to certain unpleasant consequences.



You can even become a self-proclaimed teabag virtuoso by combining different techniques but not all will understand your style!



If you are being disrespectfully teabagged – you have all the right to ask for an apology or simply to punish your ill-mannered opponent. Alternatively, you can try to teach your opponent the right way of teabag techniques, maybe the opponent thought he did everything right but he went on a dark and unenlightened path.
Train
Mastery comes with experience. That is why you don’t need be shy and need to practice anywhere where it is convenient. Teach your friends and teammates, so they are both mentally and theoretically, were ready to properly react to respectful/disrespectful teabags.



Choose players to teabag wisely! Have a good practice.

Our original guide for russian-speaking audience here - https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1806987331
15 Comments
Br0m 20 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am 
Excellent guide, I'd like to add that when tea-bagging players, I like to smother my nads in lard (or similar type of fat) this helps the delicate skin around this area from "chapping" in colder weather, it also leaves a satisfying smear around the face of the dead opponent, thus indicating to others their gruesome fate :steamthumbsup:
Bender 21 Mar, 2021 @ 5:36pm 
what if you chop off the head and it rolls down stairs or a slope?
meis. 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:47am 
+rep
Brahezog 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:05am 
really helpfull,this has changed my view of the teabag techniques
Solar frogs 11 Dec, 2019 @ 1:47pm 
Not only has my skill set expanded, my world view has as well. I now see the act of rubbing your crotch in another mans face as an act of respect, not as a degrading.
TomA 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:57pm 
Thanks! I now try my best to teabag with grace every time I have the chance.
Surprise 15 Aug, 2019 @ 8:53am 
Now you come to my server and teabag me. But you don't even teabag with respect. You don't offer friendship"
flamecheese  [author] 14 Aug, 2019 @ 5:17pm 
Oh Sir, it means that you just need to locate the top of opponent's body. But if you have time you can try to find his head.
Cephalopod 13 Aug, 2019 @ 12:18pm 
Good Sir! In honorable combat head and body are oftentimes rent asunder. How do I engage in (respectful) teabagging, if that is the case?
b17&t 12 Aug, 2019 @ 9:57pm 
the pinnacle of human evolution