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A veterans guide to Gmod (9000+ hours)
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A veteran's guide to all the popular game modes & communities, what to expect in a guide written by a cynical ♥♥♥♥
   
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DarkRP
Here's everything you need to know about darkrp.

DarkRP server's are created by individuals who are to lazy to get a real programming job and are scummy enough to take money from the children that play their server. 99% of the time it's the same exact server, with the jobs copy/pasted with slight code editing to make it seem different. They don't allow any kind of actual fun because that would scare of the little kids and their mommy's debit card.

It's a simple premise, you spawn on a map buy a door and print money that ultimately means nothing because you are on one of the 1000's of servers run by idiotic children, angsty power-hungry teenagers or adults that literally gave up on life. And let's be real you're probably gonna get banned eventually anyone so really who gives a ♥♥♥♥?

That's the entirety of DarkRP, let's look at other servers.
MilitaryRP
Basically you'll start in the server locked in a small room for anywhere from 5-60 minutes (i know fun right?), you'll start reading the text on the walls and start thinking to yourself why the ♥♥♥♥ is this the same text copy/pasted with the same mistakes? the answer is because it's built by lazy people to appeal to children who don't know anything about the military. Why is every server obsessed with brotherhood, it's called an ROE. also sergeants are not called sir that's how you get beat up. Also IM NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOINING YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAM GROUP TO GET POINTS ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERVER PISS OFF.

Yeah so that's that garbage.
CloneRP
Some startrek server made by double-nerds who like to RP AND their starthing. basically just an even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ militaryRP which I never thought was humanely possible except nothing ever happens on these servers people just run around aimlessly waiting for something to happen. Spoiler.

nothing ever happens because there's no real gameplay, just events.
88 kommentarer
❤Bunnomaly❤ 7 feb, 2024 @ 8:03 
CBH, CBC and swamps garbage server for around 15k or so, yeah no I'm good lol.
Col. Drungo 26 jun, 2023 @ 19:44 
instructions unclear went into cinema gamemode and RDM'd for three hours
=MoonShard= 28 dec, 2022 @ 8:02 
13k hours and still counting. Tho I spent 6k in cinemas and rest between sandbox and darkrp
Manul-3- 31 maj, 2021 @ 15:34 
I HAVE 13K HOURS TOO.
Spaceman Spiff 21 sep, 2020 @ 16:36 
*laughs in 13,000 hours*
Drunkchey 31 dec, 2019 @ 5:37 
Yeah that's fair.
AlexanderTheGr8  [skapare] 30 dec, 2019 @ 14:24 
that would require me to play this game again which is definitely not a thing i'm going to be doing any time soon.
Drunkchey 29 dec, 2019 @ 7:57 
update it with scpRP and shit.
Et tu, B? 26 nov, 2019 @ 11:58 
Good job sitting at your computer for 9 thousand hours lmao.
niko 23 nov, 2019 @ 12:10 
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