Doctor Who: The Adventure Games

Doctor Who: The Adventure Games

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How To Not Die
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So you want to not die ay? I get it, you're tired of being attacked by those long ranged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that always seem to grab you even though you're across the continent. So here's how to NOT DIE in the Doctor Who: Adventure Games
   
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What Is Dying?


To discover how to not die, first we need to understand what dying is so we can avoid it.

Dying is when you die. Your heart stops beating, you stop breathin, you're wheezin, and you're just over-all not having a good time, yeah?

Okay now that we have that covered, next subject.
What Can Kill You
So, you know what dying is, but what's trying to turn your squishy meat sack into a minced meat sack? Let's go over some names:

Grimbs, and grumps and grimbbles and glomps and these things.

Daleks,
Cybermen,
Cybermats,
The Zaralok,
Vashta Nerada.

These things are pokey and like to jab at your bits.
How To Not Die
Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for! This is going to be the FATTEST KNOWLEDGE BOMB you've ever SEEN.

1. Don't die.

This has been how to not die. Thank you.
3 kommenttia
tardis2022 22.11.2024 klo 7.29 
omg this actually worked!!! thank you!
JustTheDoctor9 19.7.2024 klo 10.13 
Died anyway fml
Soda 21.7.2020 klo 3.40 
Thanks really helped