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Introduction

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE COMMUNITY AWARDS!! I really appreciate it!! It makes me happy that my guide is helping so many people.

I've seen a lot of good guides, but they are not complete and don't have all the dialog I was looking for. This guide is to keep track of conversations and the outcomes/stats of the choices. Hopefully this will help lead to endings and outcomes needed.

Found all Endings and Events!! Still working on Outcomes. I hope that this guide will help anyone who needs it. :)

-Cheers

Breakdown

Each question has 4 different outcomes, but only two different stats (eg. The outcomes are "So Bold," "Not So Bold," "So Smart," and "Not So Smart." But there are only two stats possible "Bold" or "Smart.") I figured out that depending on what stat you have that is higher than another specific stat during the question will determine which outcome you get (eg. For the example before I have Boldness 3 and Smarts 9, if I choose the option for Bold then I will end up with the "Not So Bold" outcome and if I choose the option for Smart then I will get the "So Smart" outcome and vice versa if my Boldness is higher than Smarts.) I hope this makes sense. Feel free to ask me if you need more help. ^-^''

Just in case something doesn't make sense here's a breakdown and further explanation.

Stat Names

Short Form

Smarts

S

Boldness

B

Creativity

C

Charm

Ch

Fun

F

Money

M

Sign

Meaning

>

Greater Than

<

Less Than

*NOTE: This is not always guaranteed. There are times when the stats are equal and you get a negative result. There are also times when the other stat is lower than the one you are aiming for and still not get the result you are hoping for.

Example:

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

We're talking hell here, so... a goat. But not just any goat. A goat that's a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smart
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not Funny

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

What about that giant, gelatinous, fifty-nosed creature at your house that spits bile and eats corpses?

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smart
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Bathrooms

Current Stats:

Stats

#

Smarts

8

Boldness

5

Creativity

6

Charm

2

Fun

10

Money

7

F > C
Fun > Creativity
Fun: 10 > Creativity: 6
Outcome = So Fun

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This guide has all of the conversations of the characters and how to answer correctly or incorrectly. Explains how answering works and connects to your stats. Also has how to achieve Secret Endings.
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Damien

These are solo conversations with Damien and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

The Knight was driven evil by the death of his parents and/or spouse. It's never been done!!!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

BE METHOD. GO ON A REAL-LIFE KILLING SPREE.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Money
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Pull off a surprise victory with the only talent that really matters: trophy theft.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Stick to what you're good at: arson.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): Auditorium

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Call Scott and have him pee it out! If there's one thing we know about Scott, it's that he loves to pee on things.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

If you burn down the whole school, no one will be worrying about one little bathroom.

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Money

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

You're thinking too big. It's the tiny details that really freak people out. How about a tattoo of your face... on the tip of your tongue.

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Boldness

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Gun hands.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B > C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

More fire.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Sarcasm.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Money
-1 Charm

S > B

So Smart

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Class

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Knife soup.

C > F

So Creative

+3 Money

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

A kitten you can never snuggle.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Class

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

The Five Point Ball Exploding Heart Technique!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Gun!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Gym

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

You play this game all the time. It's time to reveal Damien the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up secrets of "Federation of Fables."

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Speak the forbidden name of the Faceless Goat God into the microphone, driving the opposing team mad.

B < F

Not So Bold

-1 Boldness
-2 Fun

B > F

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Create an algorithm that disseminates hundreds and hundreds of fake spoilers about "Sport of Seats," so even if Damien does stumble across real spoilers, he won't know it!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Let's mess up your brain so good you won't even know how to read.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

- 2 Smart
-1 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

Damien Continued...

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Disguise him as a drinking fountain. No one will know the difference.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Just chuck him in my garage. He'll blend perfectly with my collection of vintage dead bodies.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smart
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

An on-fire pentagram made out of pentagrams and those pentagrams are made out of guns that shoot pentagrams and the pentagrams are on fire and the fire is on fire.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

B < F

Not So Bold

-3 Charm

A sea cucumber

F > B

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

We're talking hell here, so... a goat. But not just any goat. A goat that's a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smart
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not Funny

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

What about that giant, gelatinous, fifty-nosed creature at your house that spits bile and eats corpses?

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+3 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Do it. DO IT. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' DITCH. Doooo itttttttt.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smart
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Cross species, economic, and social barriers to make lifelong friends with a diverse group of students in detention and find out through silly dancing that you're not so different after all.

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smart
-1 Fun

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Oh, I think I'm already damned. Looking into your eyes feels so good, it must be a sin.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Money
-1 Creativity

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

I'll run over a bunch of nuns with a lawnmower.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Money

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Money

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Tax fraud and light treason.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Dinner and a movie, only the dinner is arson and the movie is also arson.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

You're forgetting about the ultimate way to fight authority: TOTAL WAR.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Smart
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Kings have harems, and I'd definitely join yours.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

"Joke's on you, pal: I'm a pragmatist. I avoid any kind of idealization of the past because it has no use, and therefore I refuse to feel any kind of melancholy."

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

No time to think of anything clever... start dancing for no reason!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully, Liam and Polly will join the conversation and you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN'S SECRET ENDING FIGHT *See Damien's Secret Endings section to continue this option.)

Damien's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Damien's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Damien to prom in order to achieve the ending.

FIGHT

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

"Joke's on you, pal: I'm a pragmatist. I avoid any kind of idealization of the past because it has no use, and therefore I refuse to feel any kind of melancholy."

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

No time to think of anything clever... start dancing for no reason!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

Defend the banana's honor.

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Eat the banana.

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Scott and Vera

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 2

Stat

"Here’s what I’m gonna do, Vera: I’m gonna give you a hundred bucks, and you’re gonna teach me your secret Oberlin combat style."

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

"I don’t know. Probably die, unless some big, strong, good-at-sports man decides to teach me how to fight. But where would I ever find such a man?"

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(As long as you answer correctly to the first two conversations you will achieve the secret ending even if you answer incorrectly to the last conversation. *Even if you go to Prom alone or ask someone else you will get this ending.*)

HAIR

Liam, Damien, Polly, and Miranda

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Divert their attention by making money rain.

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Turn Damien's phone into a bird.

S > M

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < M

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): All

Damien and Liam

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Witness a loved one getting killed, or almost killed, and get so angry you end up unleashing a new level of stylism.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

B < Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Meet a tough adversary and build a rivalrous frenemy relationship that pushes the both of you to improve.

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Liam, Damien, Polly, and Miranda

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Practice the art of stealth makeover! Give your dads a complete makeover while they sleep for them to naturally discover the advantages of your dream.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Speak a language they understand: change your scissors for a dagger and your makeup for blood.

B > C

So Bold

+3 Fun

B < C

Not So Bold

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

Damien's Secret Endings Continued...

SUN

Damien and Scott

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Outcome 1

Stat

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I happen to be a registered Ultimate Warrior judge and I always carry this "10 Step Ultimate Test" with me, which coincidentally will require both of you to do whatever I say with no complaints, like real ultimate good boys. Who's ready to follow my lead?

Ch < B

Not So Charming

+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Whoever can punch the sun in the face.

B > Ch

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Bold

B < Ch

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

(As long as you successfully answer with the second option you will be on track to achieve the secret ending.)

Damien

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Go to that most authoritative of all resources - WikiHow!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Just check out the school spaceship! I mean, what kind of high school would we be if we hadn't our own regulated high school spaceship? A very bad spaceship-less one at least!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smart

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Damien and the Coven

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Forge an elaborate scroll proving that your mission to punch the sun is part of an ancient and righteous quest.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Boldness

"NO, YOU FOOLS! THE SUN WAS THE BIG BAD ALL ALONG!"

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Charming
-1 Smart

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Damien

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Stat

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To punch the sun, you must first surrender your ego. We should beg the internet for advice! I'll check my phone!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Nothing beats the element of surprise! Wait until it's nighttime, then BAM! The sun will never see it coming!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Damien and Liam Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Liam and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Answers

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Stat

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Tell him there was a three-horned paper-gobbler on the loose that was planning to devour the entire collection.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE LIBRARY! No point of origin, no proof of culprit!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Murder all the Slayers.

B > C

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

A massive PR campaign letting people know that every cool person in history was either a vampire or demon.

C > B

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Number of Instagram followers.

Ch > B

So Charming

+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

+ Liam heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Tomb robbery contest.

B > Ch

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Catch a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and interrogate them about it.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Get into the mind of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by re-enacting the scene.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve CAGANER SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you... yaoi.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-1 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > Ch

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Don't be silly! You don't want to fight me... you're clearly fighting against your urge... for cuddling!

Ch > C

So Charming

+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

+ Damien heart
-1 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you successfully answer with the first option you will be on track to achieve LIAM'S SECRET ENDING YAOI. *See Liam's Secret Endings section to continue this option.)

Damien and Miranda Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Miranda and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Stat

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Stat

Make yourself as big as possible.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Bold
+1 Creativity

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

It's showtime! Play dead until he goes away.

C < B

Not So Creative

-1 Creativity
-2 Boldness

C > B

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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"Get off my nuts, narrator. you don't know the ancient reasons for dodgeball slaughter. Many died before us, but we won't waver!"

B < Ch

Not So Bold

- 3 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Money

"Guys, it's just dodgeball. Let's throw the ball and have fun!"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

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Build a new hospital out of popsicle sticks and hot glue.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

You know what always boosts an economy? War. I think I saw an anthill over by the water fountain...

S > C

So Smart

+1 Boldness
+2 Money

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Outdoors

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Easy, just lobby the government until they remove the class from the entire school system.

Ch > B

So Charming

+ Miranda heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

You don't need to murder your teacher over something like this. Just burn down the entire school!

B > Ch

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Stat

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Go on a deep sea quest to steal beautiful pearls from a scary kraken!

B > F

So Bold

+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

B < F

Not So Bold

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Journey to a volcano to have a hot time at a fire mephit strip club.

F < B

Not So Fun

+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm

F > B

So Fun

+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Lift your rooster's spirits with a romantic proposal... give your ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥ ring!

Ch < C

Not So Charming

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

This ♥♥♥♥ isn't an expert on violence -- you are, Damien! Go undercover as a rooster!

C > Ch

So Creative

+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

+ Damien heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Damien and Polly Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Rewrite the whole play, but just Liam's lines.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

-3 Smarts

Rocket launcher.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Fun

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): Auditorium

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Stat

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Copy Liam. He's into all that social justice ♥♥♥♥ anyway.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

You know who definitely has the answers? The teacher. Copy her.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Class

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Break the seven seals and release Kralak-Thul, the World-♥♥♥♥♥♥.

S > F

So Smart

+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < F

Not So Smart

+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Send in the party goblins.

F > S

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Polly Heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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You know what's crazy and chaotic? Being single and partying forever! Destroy the institution of marriage.

B > C

So Bold

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

+ Polly heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Chaos is always better with some sensible agony -- replace all the water in the school with swarms of mosquitos!

C < B

Not So Creative

+ Damien heart
-2 Smart
-1 Boldness

C > B

So Creative

+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Take this opportunity to reveal your REAL plan -- you were only befriending the Coven to BETRAY THEM! BUAHAHAHA!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

"Recognize" the symbol on his armor as that of... your father... (GASP!) You and Univertica, Junior are siblings!!!!

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Fun

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Damien and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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It's time to try that specific spell that turns griffins into plates of spaghetti. You knew it was going to be useful one day...

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

You need to make that griffin respect you, and the only way is by challenging it to a radical hip hop battle!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+1 Creativity
+2 Money

Location(s): Bathrooms

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HACK THE VIRUS!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Charm

STRIKE A FABULOUS TEAM POSE TO INTIMIDATE THE VIRUS!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Money

Location(s): Library

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve FLOPPY DISK SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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A unicycle!

F < B

Not So Fun

+ Scott heart
-2 Smart
-1 Fun

F > B

So Fun

+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

A gun!

B > F

So Bold

+ Damien Heart
+ 2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Winslow Jibbs, fiscal responsibility: 14, armor class: 20, loving owner of a speedboat and several dogs.

S > B

So Smart

+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Scabs Rentacar, Sex Murderer

B > S

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Obviously you start another business next door: Scott and Damien's Griffin Grooming.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+1 Creativity
+2 Money

Believe it or not, you can actually make pasta without turning griffins into it.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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I happen to be a registered Ultimate Warrior judge and I always carry this "10 Step Ultimate Test" with me, which coincidentally will require both of you to do whatever I say with no complaints, like real ultimate good boys. Who's ready to follow my lead?

Ch < B

Not So Charming

+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Whoever can punch the sun in the face.

B > Ch

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Bold

B < Ch

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you successfully answer with the second option you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN'S SECRET ENDING SUN. *See Damien's Secret Endings section to continue.*)

Damien and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Damien and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Because nobody's paying you not to!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

No reason at all! Everyone's rotten and deserves to die.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' take the seat yourself before either of them can stop you!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

CALL DOWN AN UNHOLY STORM OF RHINOCERI TO OBLITERATE THE SEAT.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Money
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Class

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I disagree, smashing the internet is literally our only option.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Smart
+1 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Blame somebody else, like the Vanderbilts! Miranda won't be able to disprove it!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Library

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Use this convenient list I bought that shows all his greatest fears in order of severity.

M > F

So Wealthy

+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

M < F

Not So Wealthy

+ Vera heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

While he's sleeping, replace all his organs with live possums.

F < M

Not So Fun

+ Damien heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

F > M

So Fun

+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Attitude is everything, but Nancy will never embrace her inner fierceness with all of Vera's criticism -- come on, Damien, let's give this car a MAKEOVER!

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+ Damien heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Vera, you're right; Nancy is amazing, but she can't quite make the grade -- we need to crossbreed her with a faster car!

S > C

So Smart

+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Money

Location(s): All

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You know what pets love? HARDCORE DEATH METAL ALL THE TIME to drown out their noises!

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Damien heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

If you love something, set it free...just implant a tracking device first!

S > F

So Smart

+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < F

Not So Smart

+ Vera heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Liam

These are solo conversations with Liam and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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The audience is the villain. Destroy them from the stage, hack their social media, import the fires of hell. As they choke on brimstone and spam they'll realize that they were the monster all along.

C > B

So Creative

+1 Creativity
+1 Smarts
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

People like ♥♥♥♥. Real costumes? Cardboard boxes. Professional actors? Giggling cheerleaders. Give Scott the leading role. Substitute the orchestra with dubstep and make it a musical.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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Thirteen minutes of judgemental staring.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1

A live matchup of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring" and the theme song from the Ninja Turtles.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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Go beyond the medium with a spell that will change the reader's life. Literally.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < C

So Not Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Pineapple propaganda.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Global thermonuclear war.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Harmonica music.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Class

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Rap battles. It's the only fair way.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

A brutal fight to the death. Or are you too chicken?

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

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Turn into a cloud of translucent mist. Translucent mist can't exercise.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Tell him you're dead.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Gym

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Forget the boring old web. The real obscure ♥♥♥♥ is on the deep web.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-3 Money

Have you heard of a band called "The Scabby Daddies?" They don't exist yet, so they can't possibly be popular!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Library

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Crash the set and star in the movie yourself!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Start a rumor that the casting director eats live babies.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Library

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Replace all the music with a SWARM OF BEES!

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Invite undead painter Jackson Pollock to splatter everyone in day-glo silly putty.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Outdoors

Liam Continued...

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Maybe... Croissant, School Bus, Shooting Star, Trumpet and Crocodile.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

This one: "Little Vampire Growing Disinterested in Overly Attached Werekoala" emoji.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Monstropolis's most exclusive new nightclub: "*"

C > B

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

The hottest, most underground nightclub of all: the earth's core.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Flat-out post that everyone currently reading this status is an idiot.

B < S

Not So Bold

-3 Smarts

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

VAGUEBLOG. VAGUEBLOG FOR YOUR LIIIFE.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Don't show your feelings: sing your feelings!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Being figurative is for cowards. Real winners are always literal: SHOW LIAM YOUR FEELINGS.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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3.85 billion BC, so you can be into existing before it was cool.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Everyone knows the dopest time in monster history is 1925... specifically July 26th, 2 am to 5 am.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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A passionate argument for the legalization of recreational chimera toxins.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

A chilling expose of the pasta industry's griffin-trafficking.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Liam's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Liam's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Liam to prom in order to achieve the ending.

PROM KING

Liam and Miranda

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Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.

F > M

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < M

Not So Fun

-2 Money
-1 Creativity

Pay a million homeless people to follow Liam on Instagram.

M > F

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

M < F

Not So Wealthy

-2 Creativity
-1 Money

Location(s): All

Miranda

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I'll dress up as Liam and give the best campaign speech anyone has ever given.

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Pay a million people to vote for Liam for Prom King.

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Liam and Miranda

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You need a grand romantic gesture. Race to the airport to confess your feelings before Liam boards his plane!

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Pay a million people to spell out "I'M SORRY" so it's visible from space.

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

YAOI

Damien and Liam

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What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dear Damien, is ART. I present to you... yaoi.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-1 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > Ch

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Don't be silly! You don't want to fight me... you're clearly fighting against your urge... for cuddling!

Ch > C

So Charming

+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

+ Damien heart
-1 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer with the first option correctly you will be on track to achieve this secret ending.)

Liam

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Yaoi is all about tenderness. For our first lesson, we will practice Advanced Cuddling.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Ch > B

So Charming

+1 Creativity
+1 Smarts
+1 Charm

Draw me like one of your French girls.

B > Ch

So Bold

+1 Boldness
+1 Charm
+ 1 Creativity

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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A cute young boy falls desperately in love... with his handsome young yaoi instructor.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Kill your darlings. Literally. It worked for Sports of Seats.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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You can only write truthfully about what you know. It's time for me to show you the secrets of yaoi... intimately.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

You must perform a ceremonial sacrifice to... Ama and Shinu, the Japanese deities of... yaoi. Yeah, sure, that!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Liam and Miranda Interactions

These are conversations with Liam and Miranda and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Isn't it obvious? It's an exclusive download code for the internet's hottest multimedia dating sim: Human Prom!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Money
-1 Fun

That's Polly's number!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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...make it up!

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

...look at the bottom and read the clearly printed label that explains the true meaning of the art!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Class

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You're in luck! I just happen to have the membership paperwork right here. Magic is real!

Ch < S

Not So Charming

+ Miranda heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+ Miranda heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Oh, it's super easy to join. All you have to do is eat a bunch of cotton candy and crap out a unicorn. Simpleton.

S > Ch

So Smart

+ Liam heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

+ Liam heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Art is a method for making worthless things into very expensive things.

S > C

So Smart

+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Art isn't art unless it makes you feel bad feelings inside.

C > S

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Use his account to post a bunch of porn and bomb recipes.

F > M

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < M

Not So Fun

-2 Money
-1 Creativity

Pay a million homeless people to follow Liam on Instagram.

M > F

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

M < F

Not So Wealthy

-2 Creativity
-1 Money

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve LIAM'S SECRET ENDING PROM KING. *See Liam's Secret Endings section to continue this option.)

Liam and Polly Interactions

These are conversations with Liam and Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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...tiny spider eggs! We're raising spiders from babies because we love them so much!

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

...an illusion created by the drugs you're on!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Coating yourself in insect pheromones. Don't go after people: make people go after you.

S > F

So Smart

+ Liam heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Dancing so hard that you also separate into a cloud of locusts.

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Okay, here's what you do: you hand-letter three flyers with the party info, and then you hide them in the bathrooms of the three coolest coffee houses in town. Whoever finds those invitations deserves to be at your party.

C > B

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Obviously the answer is to take a topless selfie and then use Photoshop to cover your nipples with the party info. Print that ♥♥♥♥ out, plaster it all over school, I guarantee people will come. In more ways than one.

B > C

So Bold

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+2 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

+ Polly heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Incite a revolution! The proletariat will own the means of inebriation!

Ch < F

Not So Charming

+ Liam heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Ch > F

So Charming

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Start a better party right here -- a NAKED party!

F < Ch

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

F > Ch

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Get into as much ayahuasca as possible until some kind of spirit animal appears and shares its wisdom with you.

F > S

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+2 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Don't fight over this! The one who wins will get to see their artist live for an hour or two, but the one who loses will get to ♥♥♥♥♥ about it until the end of time!

S > F

So Smart

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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What about an orgy... but afterwards an intense chess tournament. Chess tournaments are the best pairing for an orgy!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Just start chanting: ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! and hope for the best, champ.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve the ORGY SECRET ENDING. *See Orgy Secret Ending section to continue this option.)

Liam and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Liam and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Scott's not a tree, he's a tree-person! He comes alive at the last second and rips the bad guy in half!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Money
-1 Boldness

What if... everyone was scenery.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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He's a werewolf right? How about we give him a biscuit everytime he gets something right?

S > C

So Smart

+3 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Make him eat your homework. Maybe that would help somehow?

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Library

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Throw yourself in front of Liam in a heroic, slow-motion rescue maneuver!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Try reasoning with the football.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Outdoors

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Liam means he wants to be an artist, and artists are important. Who do you think designs all those sports jerseys?

S > B

So Smart

+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

+ Liam heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Actually, I think sports is the best career. I mean, how far can a "memetic influencer" throw a football, huh?

B < S

Not So Bold

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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"Let's cosplay! Let's go shirtless!"

B < C

Not So Bold

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

"We should write a nuanced play based on it... totally not fanfic!"

C > B

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+ 2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Assemble an army of vengeful undead goat torsos.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Money
-1 Smarts

Write an extremely mean blog post.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Money

Location(s): All

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Make our own version of the magazine, featuring a three-winged chupacabra on the cover.

C > B

So Creative

+3 Money

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Lean heavily into the "warrior" part -- storm MONSTER magazine and hold the editor-in-chief captive until he promises to stop exclusively promoting one aesthetic as the pinnacle of monster sexiness.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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I don't just smile with my face. I also draw a smiley face on my bare chest.

F > C

So Fun

+ Scott heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

I shock and amaze them with my custom Instagram filter: Sepia Moustache Enigma.

C > F

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C > F

Not So Creative

+ Liam Heart
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Liam And Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Liam and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Have a bake sale, but with cocaine instead of baked goods.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Tell them we're all orphans, and that this is a charity event.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Money

Location(s): Auditorium

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True hideousness is on the inside -- in your organs! A person with their organs on their outside would be the most hideous.

C > S

So Creative

+ Vera heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

A toned body, symmetrical face, nice features... because traditional beauty standards are hideously mainstream!

S > C

So Smart

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Put on the hotdog costume you keep in your backpack for emergencies. It's so ironic, Liam should love it!

F > B

So Fun

+ Liam heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

+ Liam heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Strip naked, then tell them you're wearing fabric that only cool people can see. Vera's all about being cool!

B > F

So Bold

+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

B < F

Not So Bold

+ Vera heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Hentai should be more artistic -- redraw explicit scenes in the style of great artists such as Picasso and Magritte.

C > Ch

So Creative

+ Liam heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Don't send a misogynistic kraken to do a femme gorgon's job -- you should open your own hentai studio!

Ch > C

So Charming

+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Money

Ch < C

Not So Charming

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Miranda

These are solo conversations with Miranda and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Alter the script so that it is about your kingdom. It might be vulgar, but it will inspire and educate the peasants!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Take the leading role! Nothing can make it more fabulous than your royal presence.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Auditorium

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Don't worry about these chumps in the audience. If they don't love you, then they're untalented... at recognizing talent!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

I know a great trick for beating stage fright: Just picture everyone naked.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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Flood the entire bathroom with seawater and exotic fish. Just like home! I even have some underwater interior design ideas! Look!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

A gold-plated robot that helps you wipe.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Point out to Agzramalquatus the Terrible, Horrible, Full of Blood-Lust, Never-Been-Defeated that you're all above water, so he CAN'T BREATHE!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

The goldfish said trial by combat... he didn't say what kind! Challenge him to combat you in the popular videogame of battling Pocket Humans, Pokeman!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Bribe everyone into blind racism against the airpeople using cookies.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Tell everyone that the airpeople don't tag their spoilers.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Class

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Mr. Slenderman? Are you kidding? I can show you at least a dozen images of him stalking children.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Let's photoshop him into a picture of a KKK meeting.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Class

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How about a charity swim. You won't participate and whoever comes first gets a ticket to the farm.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Quantity over quality! Mines! Loads of mines! Those ones that make beeping noises. With big chains and spikes. They're bound to catch someone, or at least smear the message across the ceiling.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Gym

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Loyalty is crucial -- see who admires you the most by having your classmates compose ballads about you!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

It's not about the students as individuals. Think about how they fit together -- Like an elegant set of silverware!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Gym

Miranda Continued...

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Don't you see, Miranda? The true owner of the internet was you all along!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

The Illuminati, duh. If you want, I can put you in touch.

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Library

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Send a hundred dollars. You're not made of money!

M > S

So Wealthy

+3 Charm

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Money

Write back, "To the Honorable Nazret Awasa of Ethiopia, while I cannot offer direct financial support at the time, here are some tips for how you might improve your failing economic system..."

S > M

So Smart

+1 Smarts
+2 Money

S < M

Not So Smart

-1 Smarts
-2 Charm

Location(s): Library

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Why, madame, I am insulted by your assumption! My family, too, possesses many fine estates. You haven't heard of them because... they're in the sky!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Yup, I play in the garbage. Come with me, you'll love it!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Outdoors

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You run into the radio room and yell every word that can be a mental trigger for a brainwashed serf. They must've put one in his head. That's how this mind ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works, right?

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Convince the Wolfpack to use their super heightened senses of smell to find the serf!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Outdoors

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It doesn't matter what I order. Anything will taste good as long as I eat it with you.

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Ch < M

Not So Charmin

-2 Fun
-1 Money

One of everything! And I'm buying!

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Taxes! Taxes are fun!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Paint. Every. Student. Pink.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Divide them in half and make them fight a "practice war."

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

A thousand pinatas.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Duh, replace all your subjects with mindless robots. I built a robot army a few months ago, and I still have the plans!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Give all your subjects belly rubs! Fishes love belly rubs!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Just keep an eye out for the classic signs: shifty eyes, hooded black cloaks, ordering knives in bulk...

S > B

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Money

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Pretty much everyone is a traitor. Just spin a bottle, and whoever it points at, kill them.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Miranda Continued......

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"Let's face it, Miranda, you're still not used to the very complex customs of Horny Dating App(tm). Maybe you should try mimicking the natives. You should go with, 'hey.'"

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

"Miri, whatever he meant by that, this is your opportunity to stay the higher ground as the societal elite that you are. See his bet and raise it with a more refined 'Hey.'"

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+2 Money

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Something practical and yet amusing: a purge of your political opponents.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

I'd like to know more about you. Let's hire peasants to sing your story.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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The only way to tell a winning seahorse is by taste!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Money

C > B

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Charm

Why watch people ride seahorses when you could be riding me? ...No, literally though, get me a saddle and let's enter the race!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Money

Location(s): All

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Toppings! Caviar, eel, chocolate-covered sandcrabs -- they'll never forget this was a present from a merprincess.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

An elegant, stenciled card with your sincerest apologies, a list of all their fears, and a bundle of compromising photographs!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve MIRANDA'S SECRET ENDING REVENGE. *See Miranda's Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

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Drinking is overrated, Miranda. You can't have drinks at your party... or do you want your serfs getting ideas?

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

You know what? Nowadays cool kidz only drink the latest, trendiest Fanta flavor: poison antidote.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Money

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): All

(Answering CORRECTLY or INCORRECTLY will put you on track to either get MIRANDA'S SECRET ENDINGS SERF/EEL. *See Miranda's Secret Endings section to continue this option.

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Let's convince everyone that she likes humans.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Fart joke.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve MIRANDA'S SECRET ENDING THRONE. *See Miranda's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Miranda's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Miranda's secret endings. Depending on ending, you must either get them correct or wrong and then ask Miranda to prom in order to achieve the ending.

REVENGE

Miranda

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Toppings! Caviar, eel, chocolate-covered sandcrabs -- they'll never forget this was a present from a merprincess.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

An elegant, stenciled card with your sincerest apologies, a list of all their fears, and a bundle of compromising photographs!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve this ending.)

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Stick a web of flies outside the Principal's office. When he goes out to eat, we sneak in to cheat!

S > Ch

So Smart

+3 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Burst into tears. Spiders hate tears.

Ch > S

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Hire Scuber, the underwater taxi service, to deliver the letter for you.

M > B

So Wealthy

+3 Charm

M < B

Not So Wealthy

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Dynamite the toilet, dive into the sewer, and swim there yourself!

B > M

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < M

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

SERF/EEL

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get MIND CONTROL CLASSES. (NOTE: Answering correctly to TWO or MORE conversations will give you the Serf ending and vice versa answering incorrectly to TWO or MORE conversations will give you the Eel ending.)

Miranda

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Drinking is overrated, Miranda. You can't have drinks at your party... or do you want your serfs getting ideas?

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

You know what? Nowadays cool kidz only drink the latest, trendiest Fanta flavor: poison antidote.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Money

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): All

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The Security Game! If you murder someone, you lose!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

You are looking for a game that serves as the opium of the people... but there is no better opium than of the people than actual opium. So, a game about smoking lots of opium!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Very convincing propaganda in favor of royalty.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

The assassin's grandma, in order to scold him about committing regicide. Grandmas hate regicide!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Miranda's Secret Endings Continued...

THRONE

Miranda

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Let's convince everyone that she likes humans.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Fart joke.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

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Uhm. Do nothing? Every student at our school is some kind of bizarre monster.

S > B

So Smart

+3 Boldness

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

We need a diversion. Release the kraken!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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No more talk. We. Bring. War!

B > C

So Bold

+3 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

I will build a monument to you, your highness. It will rival the sun and the atrocities your family committed!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Miranda and Polly Interactions

These are conversations with Miranda and Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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You should get Polly a pinata. You don't want anyone to get hurt, though, so the only real safe thing to fill it with is nice, soft bags of cocaine!

C < F

Not So Creative

+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Miranda, you like clowns, right? I know this website that lets you hire clowns, firefighters, doctors, AND tuxedo guys... It's called definitelynotstrippers.com and it's 100% legit.

F < C

Not So Fun

+ Miranda heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

F > C

So Fun

+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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A potion that transports the drinker deep into outer space to explore the vastness of the universe!

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

A potion that gives mayonnaise flavour to whatever you put it on!

F > B

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+3 Money

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Auditorium

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Don't worry, I'll coach you in the mysterious ways of Horny Dating App(tm). You'll have a whole harem in no time.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

You still don't have Horny Dating App(tm)? Why should you worry having a Horny Dating App(tm) when you can actually own Horny Dating App(tm)? Why don't you just buy the entire company?

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Answering successfully with the first option will trigger another conversation after this about Horny Dating App(tm) with Miranda.)

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Tygr: an app that can make tigers appear anywhere. There's nothing as majestic as a tiger!

Ch < F

Not So Charming

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > F

So Charming

+ Miranda heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Not much... just his one app I made that TURNS MY PHONE INTO A RAD CAR.

F > Ch

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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It's a cooking show! Yes! Cooking!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Well you see, Miranda, when a man and a giant skunk love each other very, very much...

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

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Start a giant sacrificial bonfire... of weed.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Be self-sacrificing: sacrifice yourself!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve DEITY SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

Miranda and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Miranda and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Don't you ever look that gift horse in the mouth. In fact, breed it with sea urchins to produce gift horses WITH TINY MOUTHS.

S > B

So Smart

+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Look that gift horse right in its damn mouth! They only say not to because they don't want you to finding all the delicious mouth candy.

B > S

So Bold

+ Scott heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Build a "human" pyramid.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Do "the wave."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Class

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What if, instead of apples, they were oranges?

S > C

So Smart

+3 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

What if, instead of farmers, they were trains?

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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Easy, we'll just genetically engineer a cross between every kind of monster at the school. Head of a werewolf, tail of a mermaid, hair of a medusa, angst of a vampire... we'll call it "Abe the Abomination!"

S > C

So Smart

+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Just find a regular human, dress him up in a business suit, and make him the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Corporate greed, that's the real monster.

C > S

So Creative

+ Scott heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Scott heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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REACH A TRUCE! Use your great cheerleading skills to put an end to this feud!

Ch < C

Not So Charming

+ Scott heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > C

So Charming

+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

WIPE THEM OUT! Make the airkingom the merkingdom by flooding the entire sky!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > Ch

So Creative

+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Exclusive beta access to the lemonade.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

A body pillow of a sexy glass of lemonade.

F > S

So Fun

+3 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

( If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve LEMON SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Miranda and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Miranda and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Buy their houses, burn them down, then replace them with a water park.

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

You don't need to convince anyone. Just make everyone who doesn't love you disappear.

S > F

So Smart

+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

+ Miranda heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Just remember the three R's: relocation, reeducation, reintegration!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

The problem is that their not happy... So let's repress them into happiness!

B > S

So Bold

+3 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

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Filter everyone through this dangerous magic prism.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Color-seeking German Shephards.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Outdoors

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Vera's right -- why not recruit people who want to be bossed around... at a leather daddy convention!

S > C

So Smart

+ Vera heart
+2 Money
+1 Smarts

Miranda has a point! Everyone wants to win -- host an "unpaid labor competition" where the prize is doing more unpaid labor!

C > S

So Creative

+ Miranda heart
+2 Money
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Miranda heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Polly

These are solo conversations with Polly and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Well, since you can't die, you can do an awesome suicide medley.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Um, hello? Twerking?

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): Auditorium

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Sell it to the military as a chemical weapon.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Pour it in people's mouths while they're sleeping.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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DANCE MONKEY.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Another picture of your face. Two faces is twice as nice!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Release the ferrets.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Say, "Polly's not drunk, you're drunk!"

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

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Binge-drinking all night without ever having to pee!

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > B

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Going skydiving but your parachute is a live shark and you're jumping into a volcano and giving NO ♥♥♥♥♥.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Class

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It's called the deep web because you need to bury your computer in an ancient crypt in order to access it.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

The password is "blueberry."

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Library

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"Past work experience: I am the CEO of your company. Hire me or I will fire you."

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Money

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Just include a super hot selfie. How could they say no to that face?

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Library

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Most normal parties only exist in four dimensions, but I've made a machine that will let us party in the FIFTH DIMENSION.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Let's steal a bunch of helicopters, stretch a net between them, and party on THAT.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+2 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Outdoors

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Don't worry, we just need to download the mobile update with the new patch that takes care of that soul-stealing bug.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Here, I'll perform an exorcism to expel the soul from the phone!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

Location(s): Outdoors

Polly Continued...

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Nothing amps up a baby shower like EXTRA BABIES.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Literally crash into the party. Like a boat.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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The entire text of the Necronomicon! You be the first half, and I'll be the second half!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Knuckle tats! You get "PART YPAR", and I'll get "TYPA RTY!" Put our knuckles together, and you know what that spells...

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Walk up to the closest blackjack table and bet it all... on red.

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Money

C > B

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Boldness

Find the nearest horse race and literally bet your life on it.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Money

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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My spirit emoji is Pink Heart With a Ribbon Around It, because it's right next to yours in the selection menu.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

My spirit emoji is Airhorn. Loud and proud, and big into hip hop! BYR BYR BYR BYRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Scientifically speaking, people fall in love faster when afraid. Do something fun with them -- like getting stabbed!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Stare deeply into their eyes for fourteen hours!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-1 Charm
-2 Fun

Location(s): All

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A soft and enveloping cloud in the sky made of hundreds of adorable, fluffy, precious, tiny, kittens.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Nothingness.

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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"You're BOO-tiful!"

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

"Are you drugs? Because I want to do you all night long!"

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-1 Boldness
-2 Fun

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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You don't have to. Whenever you get tired of existing, just go piss off a priest.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Meth.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-3 Smarts

Location(s): All

Polly Continued......

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Spike the punch with mandrake root. It turns monsters into actual humans!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I'll go as a sexy tax EVADER.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve POLLY'S SECRET ENDING PARTY *See Polly's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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"I've... done that one loads of times! Just name a time and a place, and I'll reverse all over your Romanian Wilkinson."

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Throw a smoke bomb and escape while leaving a replica of yourself. That should buy you time to figure out what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2
-1 Smarts

C > Ch

So Creative

+3 Fun

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve POLLY'S SECRET ENDING WILKINSON *See Polly's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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MAKE THE TEACHER REMEMBER THE SPIRIT OF THE SIXTIES! Traditional tests are just an oppressive tool to suppress students' inventive thinking.

C >< B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-2 Boldness

Abduct the teacher and force-feed him anime until he doesn't want to base his tests on smarts anymore... but on a bunch of epic, over-the-top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

B >< C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-2 Boldness

Location(s): All

(It seems no matter your stats you will get a negative outcome, but still be on track to achieve VERA'S ICE QUEEN SECRET ENDING. *See Vera's Secret Endings to continue this option*).

Polly Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Polly's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Polly to prom in order to achieve the ending.

PARTY

Polly

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Spike the punch with mandrake root. It turns monsters into actual humans!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I'll go as a sexy tax EVADER.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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The electric slide... but with actual electricity.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Money
-1 Fun

CHEMISTRY.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Possess the body of the deceased, bringing him back for one last party!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Bouncy castle.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

WILKINSON

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"I've... done that one loads of times! Just name a time and a place, and I'll reverse all over your Romanian Wilkinson."

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Throw a smoke bomb and escape while leaving a replica of yourself. That should buy you time to figure out what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

C > Ch

So Creative

+3 Fun

Location(s): All

-You MUST purchase $10 A PENGUIN MASK from the shop before you choose your prom date to achieve this ending.

The Coven

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You're tackling online searching in a very short-sighted way... you need to come up with unexpected search terms that will point you in the right direction.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Money

Use your people skills to get the three witches to admit they know what a Reverse Romanian Wilkinson is, and to tell you what you need for it.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Liam

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Use your sweet negotiation skills and toss all the money you can find in your pockets at him.

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+3 Fun

Blackmail him! You'll take the guac in exchange for never telling anyone he's a kinky vampire who carries guac around.

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Polly's Shop Item Secret Ending

LOCKET

-Purchase $7 THE CURSED LOCKET OF WINSTON MONTGOMERY. *See Polly's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

Polly

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"Polly, you deserve nothing less than pure, unadulterated spirit! Test this locket to make sure it's not cut with lich, or banshee, or Clorox."

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

"Always stay hydrated!"

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

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"In these situations, there's always a pale, creepy kid who talks to ghosts. We just need to get that little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to spill the beans!"

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

"Use a Ouija board... to call her mom."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

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Go ahead and just tell her you do want to understand her. If she wants to tell you more about her father, you're here to listen.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

You can see she's hurting. So start by making her see you understand that you were wrong to judge her so fast on her relationship with substances... today you're not here to judge.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Polly and Scott Interactions

These are conversations with Polly and Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Just take the test like normal, then use this time machine to go back and change your answers.

S > B

So Smart

+ Scott heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Write all the answers on the teacher's face. He'll never see them there.

B > S

So Bold

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < S

Not So Bold

+ Polly heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Tell the teacher she's got something on her face. There's no way for her to check.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Quick, become a minister and consecrate the room! She won't be able to enter!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Class

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Focus on deep, mindful breathing.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

You need yoga pants.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): Outdoors

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Of course ghosts smell -- like ecstacy-spiked rose wine and Victoria's Seance lingerie!

Ch > S

So Charming

+ Polly heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

It sure is a mystery! Hop in my van and we'll go solve it, Scoob -- I mean, Scott!

S > Ch

So Smart

+ Scott heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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If you type the numbers 8, 0, 0, 8, and 5 in order, it looks like "BOOBS."

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Use ghost powers to punch people in the face through their computer screens.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

B > S

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Fun

Location(s): Library

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Fake a serious illness that requires a kidney transplant, but only accept kidneys from David Boreanaz, acclaimed star of the hit TV series "Angel."

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Buy one from the Angel Kidney Store.

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve PRANK MASTERZ SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Polly and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Polly and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Ignore it.

B > Ch

So Bold

+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Money

B < Ch

Not So Bold

+ Vera heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Befriend it with a delicious Cinnabon.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

+ Polly heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Ch > B

So Charming

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

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It's PARTY TIME! Sedate the guy when he's in the bathroom, put a pair of sunglasses on him, and pretend he's your pal.

F > B

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

It's CRIME TIME! Steal the guy's wallet... to learn his address. Then go to his house, kidnap his daughter, and demand drinks from him as ransom!

B > F

So Bold

+ Vera heart
+3 Money

B < F

Not So Bold

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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The ultimate secret to ambush finance is that there is no secret and you're all suckers for buying this book.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

The ultimate secret to ambush finance was inside you all along: organs. You can steal organs and sell them for a ton of money.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Why don't you make up a phony workout craze? It worked for Frank Pilates, the inventor of Pilates.

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > B

So Creative

+1 Creativity
+2 Smarts

Oh man, do I have a great prank for you: I call it "stealing."

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-1 Fun
-2 Money

Location(s): All

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"Don't you see?! Dodgeball is just dancing that you can WIN at!"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Distract Polly, smash her cell phone, blame the other team.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Gym

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Easy: the 'Sexcalibur' arc, where they want to discover the chosen one who can control the mythical Sexcalibur dildo, and they have a super orgy so everyone can have their turn with the dildo.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

What about... this exclusive chapter I've written myself?!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve DRAGON HEAT SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

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Moonroot. It induces werewolf transformations. He'll be a literal party animal!

F > C

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Do you want to make him a laughingstock? Use that flower that makes a person fall in love with the first thing they see. We can make him fall in love with a chair, or a houseplant!

C < F

Not So Creative

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+ Vera heart
+2 Fun
+1 Smart

Location(s): All

Scott

These are solo conversations with Scott and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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Yes. Good plan. Pee on yourself.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

You are what you eat. Consume the script.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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Draw it on with a sharpie.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Here, I made you these drugs.

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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Put a curse on the stall that releases vicious demons to devour any intruders. It'll be a hell of a prank!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

I'd stand next to the stall and pee on anybody who tried to go in.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Disrupt the class with a stunning display of athletics, flaunting everything you're good at! Teachers love disruption!

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Bring the teacher lots of small animal carcasses and pile them at her feet.

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Class

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Signal Scott using semaphore.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Write the correct answers somewhere no one would suspect: your butt!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Class

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You've got to work your way up to tongue squats, man. Let's start with some light tongue wrestling.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Dude, tongue squats aren't meant for dog tongues. If your tongue gets too swole, how will it flap around when you stick your head out the car window?

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

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Here, wear my lucky underwear! My talk is always peppier with this around my nethers.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

It's not supposed to be a PEP talk, it's supposed to be a PUP talk! Bring all your baby brother, and everyone will get pupped for sure!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Gym

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The problem is that you're giving mouth-to-mouth to the computer instead of... me.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

Oh, I've seen this before. You need to take off your clothes and do three laps around the library, yelling all the numbers you know.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-3 Charm

Location(s): Library

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Invert the art of stripping... by seeing how much clothing you can put on!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Car chases.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > C

So Fun

+2 Money
+1 Charm

Location(s): Library

Scott Continued...

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A preschool. Nobody ever looks for bones at a preschool.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Forget these bones. You already have a near infinite supply of bones hidden inside of... people!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Outdoors

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This is why god invented dynamite.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Meet my friends, the mole people! They're great at digging, and they definitely don't secretly run the government.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Outdoors

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Try this vial of genie sweat. I stole it from a genie.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Good thing I brought these grape-flavored steroids!

F > B

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Books are like weights for your brain, and heavier weights are better... so you just need to lift really heavy books!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Let's brainstorm! By which I mean, let's make a literal actual storm inside your brain!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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A weremoon.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

A werewerewolf.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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"French squats."

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Naked basketball.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Money

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Pick the other cheerleaders up and juggle them.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Dress up like the full moon and perch at the top of the bleachers. Maybe he'll transform!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Cheerleading is for poor people. Run and get her a gift to cheer her up! Quick!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

I see the problem. You're inside a bathroom, and cheerleaders only cheer outside of bathrooms.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Bathrooms

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We should cheer for the working class! Nothing will aid the rise of the proletariat like a hearty cheer!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

We should cheer for each other, because friendship is the greatest sport of all.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Scott Continued......

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Scott, a good king is a strong ruler -- physically strong!!! If you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

True royalty has been inside you all along -- why else would your eyes be royal blue?!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve SCOTT'S SECRET ENDING FURRY. *See Scott's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*)

Scott's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Scotts's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Scott to prom in order to achieve the ending.

FURRY

Scott

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Scott, a good king is a strong ruler -- physically strong!!! If you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

True royalty has been inside you all along -- why else would your eyes be royal blue?!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Normal rulers make their subjects pay taxes... but what if you paid taxes to them?!

M > C

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

M < C

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Flag time! You can't rule a kingdom with no flag. Without a flag it would be just... a bunch of flagless people!

C > M

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < M

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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You know how deer shed their antlers and then they grow back? Talking furry forest creatures shed their heads!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

SCOTT!! That panda must have been a cursed prince... and now you've turned him back into a person!!!!

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Coke

Scott and Wolfpack

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Using your vast knowledge of aromatherapy, give him some lavender-scented cocaine to neutralize the regular-scented cocaine and relax him a bit.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

GIVE HIM A FLASHY FIDGET SPINNER.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

-You MUST purchase $10 A BAG OF REGULAR COCAINE from the shop in order to get the follow-up conversation with Scott to achieve this ending.

Scott

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Spike the punch with coke on prom night! If the whole team's on coke, Coach will have to let you all play!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

All we've gotta do is convince Coach that cocaine is a good thing! A little hands-on demonstration wouldn't hurt...

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

*Answering successfully with the first option gave me Conversation A and anwering successfully with the second option gave me Conversation B.*

Conversation A

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Pretending to be a renowned punch chef and suggesting the prom punch could use a bit more cocaine.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Seducing Abercrombie McGrizz, the cafeteria troll in charge of the punch.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Conversation B
Scott and the Coach

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Coke is great for sports! Here, try some!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

If coke is so unhealthy and wrong, why am I snorting so much of it right here in front of you?

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Scott and Vera Interactions

These are conversations with Scott and Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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There's no way to win this dodgeball match... unless we completely change the rules of dodgeball as we know them!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

It's time to unleash your sick acting skills: pretend you've caught a disease to stop the match!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

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When the mafia threatens to close the gym, an ugly-ass nosferatu must expose the syndicate to save the only place that lets him do his reps.

C > S

So Creative

+ Scott heart
+3 Money

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Scott heart
-3 Smarts

Chile 1985. When Pinochet floods the market with black cocaine, a courageous drug dealer becomes a private eye to blackmail Pinochet and save her coke labs.

S > C

So Smart

+ Vera heart
+3 Money

S < C

Not So Smart

+ Vera heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Forget cheerleaders, we need fearleaders. Instead of pumping our team up, they'll make the other team feel like ♥♥♥♥.

C > S

So Creative

+ Vera heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Maybe just stop having our players assassinated for no reason?

S > C

So Smart

+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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...is blackmail material! One well-placed camera in the opposing team's locker room is all it takes."

S > B

So Smart

+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < B

Not So Smart

+ Vera heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

...is a player who's really a truck. No one would be able to stop them."

B > S

So Bold

+ Scott heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

B < S

Not So Bold

+ Scott heart
-2 Money
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Vera

These are solo conversations with Vera and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

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I'd send them each a box of chocolates, but instead of chocolates it would be snakes.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

I'd give them lead poisoning. Like, from bullets. I'd shoot them, is what I'm saying.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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Bets! Very rigged bets. The hero goes down in the second act.

B < M

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

B > M

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Just buy the play out and force them to use product placement.

M > B

So Wealthy

+2 Money
+1 Fun

M < B

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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Bore them to death!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

A complicated killing machine involving Jell-O pudding, a ceiling fan, and a chrysanthemum.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > S

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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What?! This isn't illegal -- just ask this lawyer!

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

S > B

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Money

Pull out the spider costume you keep on you at all times and convince Principal Giant Spider that you're him.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Bathrooms

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If you're having trouble taming your hair, I've got a flute that might do the trick. Why don't I come over to your place and charm them some time?

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Oh come on, there's way worse animals you could have for hair. What about squirrels?

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Show your fierce body!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Money
-1 Charm

Show your superiority!

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): Class

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Have you considered judging reality television? I hear there's a opening on America's Next Top Monster.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Money
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Who needs college? The financial system is designed to benefit sociopaths just like you! Look, I've worked out the perfect investment strategy on this spreadsheet...

S > F

So Smart

+2 Money
+1 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

Location(s): Class

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Pick all the worse players. If we win, you're a god for leading losers to victory. If we lose, it's all their fault.

S > M

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

S < M

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Don't pick any of those chumps. I'll just hire us a team of homicidal dodgeball supermen who used to be mercenaries.

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Location(s): Gym

Vera Continued...

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You should write a heated essay decrying sexism... An essay SO HEATED it melts the eyeballs of anyone who reads it!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

You don't need to prove your love of the Dark Arts, just go out and enjoy them! ...Also I should totally come with you.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Library

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A flashing banner ad that says YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE IF YOU DON'T CLICK THIS AD RIGHT NOW.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

A post on Reddit asking for suckers to join your new scam. If they're really suckers, they'll join anyway.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

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You may have no business and therefore no business cards to exchange... but you sure as hell have Pokeman cards! Trade THOSE!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Convince the businesspeople you have a rare disease that can only be cured if you are given 100 business cards.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Decapitate them to set an example! You could totally rock some bangs.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > S

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Snakes get feisty when they don't have jobs. Put them to work building your evil empire!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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A magic mirror that will always tell her how fabulous she looks.

M > B

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

M < B

Not So Wealthy

-3 Money

The head of her greatest enemy.

B < M

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

B > M

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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You see that dance move they're all doing? Patent it.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Boldness

C > S

So Creative

+3 Money

Why not literally turn them into cash by spiking their drinks with this potion I made that turns people into cash?

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

S > C

So Smart

+2 Money
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Vera Continued......

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Go for the burn: "Sorry, but I'm having a hard time seeing anything. Does your phone have a zoom function? Or maybe a microscope attachment?"

S > C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Destroy his life: photoshop all the pics into a silly-looking monster, make it the star of a weird kids show and make millions with it. You make a joke out of him, become rich, and you own the copyrights to his ♥♥♥♥.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+1 Fun
+1 Smarts
+2 Money

Location(s): All

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Threaten to feed a damsel to a sea monster. That'll distract him.

S > M

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

S < M

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

He looks Greek. Why not bribe Zeus, King of the Gods?

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Boldness
-1 Money

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Easy, we'll just dress her up in some stuff from the theater and set her up in the quad like she's a new art piece!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > B

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

Never you fear, my lovely murderess. My good buddy Mister Hammer will make short work of the evidence. I'll even give you the nose as a trophy.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Un-Cool students should have to carry Cool students from class to class on chaises.

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

C > B

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

Rotting squid should be thrown at Un-Cool students to remind them how uncool they are.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Buy one of everything!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Money

Sell it all! All we need is each other!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Money

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Money
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Why don't we ask the Coven!? They're witches; they should know all about blood magic!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Literally just search the internet? Like, that's literally what it's there for?

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve VERA'S SECRET ENDING BLOODY QUEEN. *See Vera's Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

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Differentiate yourself by being the only service that offers free range, organic murders.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Money

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Viral marketing. Literally. Tailor a highly contagious virus to make people love Murdr.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(If you answer correctly you will be on track to achieve VERA'S SECRET ENDING CRIME. *See Vera's Secret Ending section to continue this option.*

Vera's Secret Endings

These are the conversations that will lead up to Vera's secret endings. You must get them correctly and then ask Vera to prom in order to achieve the ending.

BLOODY QUEEN

Vera

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Why don't we ask the Coven!? They're witches; they should know all about blood magic!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Literally just search the internet? Like, that's literally what it's there for?

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

-You MUST purchase $1 A TAMPON USED BY THE FORMER PROM QUEEN from the shop and go to the BATHROOM in order to get the follow-up conversation with Vera to achieve this ending.

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Because it's for Animal Abuse III -- we're getting a head start on our homework!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Because this goat is a spy from a rival institution, who was sent here to blow up the school!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Bathrooms

Vera and Coven

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No, no, Coven, you've misunderstood: WE'RE trying to save the world, too!!!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Make replicas of the earrings, find out where the Coven lives, break in, and replace the earrings with the fakes when they're asleep.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

CRIME

Vera

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Differentiate yourself by being the only service that offers free range, organic murders.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Money

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Viral marketing. Literally. Tailor a highly contagious virus to make people love Murdr.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Quit crime. They'll come crawling back once they see how bad it is without you.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Money

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Write a song about it. I'll help!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Confess your feelings!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Money

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Kiss Larry the Croc on his big crocodile mouth!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Vera's Shop Items Secret Endings

CULT

(Even if you get a negative outcome in one of the conversations you will still be on track to achieve this secret ending.)

-Purchase $7 A CULT RING.

Liam

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No way, the truth will always prevail!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

"I had to eat my entire body and replace it with an exact replica of myself."

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Damien, Liam, and Scott

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The bonds of friendship that we all share. Also how hot my hand looks with this ring on it.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

The fact that I can now turn into a dinosaur whenever I want.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Liam, Miranda, and Polly

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Subliminal messages in cereal advertisements.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

C < F

Not So Creative

-3 Money

Secretly declare everyone a member of the cult!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Liam and Vera

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Draw a pentagram on the floor and place a fat stack of money in the center of it.

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Why don't you ask... Vera!

S > M

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

S < M

Not So Smart

-3 Money

Location(s): All

ICE QUEEN

(It seems no matter your stats you will end up with the negative outcome, but you will be on track to achieve this secret ending.)

-Purchase $10 VAL'S DECLASSIFIED GORGON BEFRIENDING GUIDE. *See Vera's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

Polly

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MAKE THE TEACHER REMEMBER THE SPIRIT OF THE SIXTIES! Traditional tests are just an oppressive tool to suppress students' inventive thinking.

C >< B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-2 Boldness

Abduct the teacher and force-feed him anime until he doesn't want to base his tests on smarts anymore... but on a bunch of epic, over-the-top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

B >< C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-2 Boldness

Location(s): All

Scott and Damien

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Snake hair grooming. You just need to find a snake nest and put all those venomous snakes on your head. Foolproof plan!

B >< Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-2 Charm

She loves death threats, so maybe you can become death threat pen pals? Be proactive and start by sending her a very admirable death threat.

Ch >< B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-2 Creativity

Location(s): All

Valerie

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Bring a delicious dish made with love so the Oberlin family welcomes you into their Thanksgiving dinner.

Ch >< C

Not So Charming

-25 Money

Slay your audition to become part of Cats, the Musical.

C >< Ch

Not So Creative

-25 Money

Location(s): All

Interdimensional Prince

These are conversations with Interdimensional Prince(IP) and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and IP

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Defeat the Prince's entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥ army using nothing but a colander and a grapefruit.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Show Damien a picture of the Prince's armies wearing clown shoes and assless chaps.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Liam and IP

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A unicorn with a toilet on its head.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

The concept of marriage itself.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Miranda and IP

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"The hair of an angel?" Hah! Clearly Miranda has the hair of a goddess.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

What about these fish scales I glued to this handful of angel hair pasta?

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-3 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

Polly and IP

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If you're taking her, you must follow the rules of engagement and first speak to our highest-ranking officer: COACH!

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

A true hero wouldn't flee to safety -- he would stay and fight this war for his love's honor!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Gym

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Throw a party so dope Polly doesn't want to travel to another dimension. A party with SEX LASERS.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Marry the Prince yourself, RIGHT NOW.

B < F

Not so Bold

-2 Money
-1 Charm

B > F

So Bold

+3 Money

Location(s): All

Scott and IP

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Rally a swarm of extradimensional termites to devour the Dire Harp's spine.

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Sing so sweetly that the Dire Harp kills itself out of jealousy.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Vera and IP

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Replace all his gold with fish.

C > S

So Creative

+3 Money

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Steal all his money with your high frequency trading algorithm: CARL.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Only the finest dancers in the land may attend an Oberlin Rave -- you must dance the drunken paranoid monkey salsa en pointe perfectly!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

There IS no dance, silly -- this alternative dimension is an ALTERNATE alternate dimension where no one's real!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Interdimensional Prince Continued...

Miranda, Polly, and IP

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You know what would be wild? Naked fencing with live weasels instead of swords.

F > C

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

As a royal, you must fancy yourself pretty clever, so... let's see you win... AT LOSING.

C > F

So Creative

+ Miranda heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

+ Miranda heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Polly, Vera, and IP

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"It's not an actual marriage! Polly is dead and the Interdimensional Prince is alive!"

S > F

So Smart

+3 Money

"Your love may be a drug, but I'm a drug connoisseur, and I can firmly state that it isn't a DESIGNER drug -- false pretenses, the marriage is null and void!"

F < S

Not So Fun

-3 Money

Location(s): Bathrooms

Liam, Polly, Vera, and IP

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I'd present you with my grandmother's wedding ring... still attached to my naked grandmother!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

(Jaw unhinges, bees pour out.)

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Damien, Scott, Wolfpack, and IP

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Sign the name of Tyrelliott the Terrible, thus summoning him.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

EAT THE CONTRACT.

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

The Coach

These are conversations with Coach and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Coach

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Obstacle course through a burning building. It'll make you a better arsonist!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

An ambitious regimen of power lifting. It'll make you a better...hairdresser?

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charms
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

Liam and Coach

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It's not a date, it's a "date." WINK.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

It's performance art. Liam forgot to tell you we'll be wearing duck costumes the whole time.

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Polly and Coach

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The ultimate ghost workout: Possess people who are already buff and tired.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Beer. Pong. Beer! Pong! BEER! PONG!

F< C

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

Vera and Coach

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Deadlifts! You'll need the strength when you're lifting bags of gold coins out of your enemies' vautls!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Money
-1 Fun

Burpees. They make your nails look incredible for some reason.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Gym

Three Character Interactions

Damien, Scott, and Coach

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We've got to go native, mates. Oi! Hold my beer!

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Whoa! Have a look at them. They're so cute! Let's slay them with kindness!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Gym

Liam, Miranda, and Coach

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Obviously the sports bard assigns inspiration kicks to the metaphysical linebacker, who scores eleven points for each poem he successfully publishes in The Atlantic. Didn't you read the rulebook?

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Creativity

Don't you see? The points were inside of us all along!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Gym

Liam, Polly, and Coach

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Let's throw a surprise party for Coach, like, right now!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Fake mustaches! They're always the answer!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Gym

Liam, Vera, and Coach

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A look so fabulous, it slays.

Ch > S

So Charming

+3 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

An ordinary pocketwatch, which you use to hypnotize Liam into licking something uncool.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Money
+1 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Class

Scott, Wolfpack, and Coach

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Drink three times your bodyweight in yellow food dye to make sure you have the brightest pee!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

The best pee was inside you all along -- I'll pee, too, in solidarity!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Bathrooms

The Coven

These are conversations with the Coven and/or another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Liam and the Coven

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Stat

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Heroically volunteer to take Liam's place and help the Coven with their lame mission to save the world.

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

FIGHT THE COVEN!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Bathrooms

Damien, Scott, and the Coven

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Stat

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Stat

Don't worry Damien, you can keep the Duct Tape of Retribution for your nefarious purposes. Coven, why don't you just use the Scotch Tape of HEY, Cut That Out! Instead?

C > Ch

So Creative

+ Damien heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

+ Damien heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Scott, you don't really care about the DUCT TAPE, right? You just like having a cool shiny thing! But watch me use my sweet negotiation skillz to get -- wait for it! -- TWO cool shiny things!!!

Ch > C

So Charming

+ Scott heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

+ Scott heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Damien, Polly, and the Coven

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Outcome 1

Stat

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What's the matter, Damien? Are you scared? Are you a spicy little red baby? (Psst: You're welcome, Polly.)

B > F

So Bold

+ Polly heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

B < F

Not So Bold

+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

You know, Polly, saving the world is a great way to get free drugs and alcohol. (Yo, Damien, you owe me one.)

F > B

So Fun

+ Damien heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

+ Damien heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Polly, Vera, and the Coven

Answers

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Stat

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Bribe your contacts in the military intelligence to nuke a hole through the moon.

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Offer the Solar Behemoth half the twelve-year-olds in the world instead. They're bigger and less cute.

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Outdoors

Miranda, Vera, Polly, and the Coven

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Stat

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Whip out your rooster. Witches hate roosters.

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Chop up all the study tables with a big axe!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Library

The Slayer

These are conversations with the Slayer and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Slayer

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcomes 1

Stat

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Yo momma's so poor, she can't sell her soul, because she's only renting it.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

♥♥♥♥ you, you Van-Helsing-looking piece of ♥♥♥♥.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Outdoors

Liam and the Slayer

Answers

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Outcome 1

Stat

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A hotdog stand.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

A general feeling of unease.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Critique her fashion sense!

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Banish her phone to the hell dimension!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Outdoors

Polly and the Slayer

Answers

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Turn her into a cucumber!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Money
-1 Fun

C > B

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Charm

Punch her in the stomach!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Money
+1 Creativity

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): Auditorium

Damien, Liam, and the Slayer

Answers

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Stat

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Bring everyone to tears with a mind-shattering guitar solo.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Throw a brick at her head.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): Outdoors

Scott, Liam, Damien, and the Slayer

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Stat

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Gary the Game Developer, Mighty Creator of Entertainment.

C > F

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smart

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

NO ONE! Just start dancing in a very stylish way! That always solves your problems, doesn't it?

F < C

Not So Fun

- 2 Smarts
-1 Fun

F > C

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): Library

The Wolfpack

These are conversations with the Wolfpack and another Main Character and the possible outcomes/stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Wolfpack

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 1

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Guys, guys, guys, what are you talking about?! Damien IS a werewolf!!

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smart

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

RAAAAAAAAP BAAAAAAAATTLE!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Outdoors

Liam and Wolfpack

Answers

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Outcome 1

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You're a vampire -- PLAY DEAD!

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Turn into a vampire bat, bite them, give them rabies.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Gym

Scott and Wolfpack

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Stat

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Using your vast knowledge of aromatherapy, give him some lavender-scented cocaine to neutralize the regular-scented cocaine and relax him a bit.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

GIVE HIM A FLASHY FIDGET SPINNER.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve SCOTT'S SECRET ENDING COKE *See Scott's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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Let me teach you a new game -- extremely long-distance fetch!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Guys, guys, guys... on the inside... aren't we all wolves?

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Scott, Vera, and Wolfpack

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Stat

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Spend the entire date inside a cardboard refrigerator box covered in question marks. Mystery is alluring!

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Just be yourself! But first tear off the actor's face and wear it, so yourself will have the same face as the actor!

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Money
-1 Smarts

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Money

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Stat

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Starting a discussion on the history and the development of jazz as a musical art form!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Making a silly face!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Money

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve FAMILY SECRET ENDING. * See Shop Items Secret Endings to continue this option.*)

Vera, Miranda, and Wolfpack

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Tonight? Miranda can't. I have two tickets to Cirque de la Mer's underwater show.

M > B

So Wealthy

+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

M < B

Not So Wealthy

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

You don't want to go out with Vera -- I heard her snakes have sssssssyphilissssssssssssss.

B > M

So Bold

+ Vera heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < M

Not So Bold

+ Vera heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Vera, Damien, Scott, and Wolfpack

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Stat

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Pretend to throw a ball really far, but actually just hide it behind your back. A fiendish deception!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Stack Vera and Damien on your shoulders to make yourself as big as possible.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Outdoors

Valerie

This is the secret ending where you take Valerie the shopkeeper to Prom. In order to achieve this secret ending, you need to get to a point in the game where it gives you the notification that THE SHOP HAS CHANGED SLIGHTLY. At this point you are able to move forward.

-Go to the Shop three times without buying something. If it has activated, the next time you go to the shop you will get a conversation with Valerie and the Slayer.

Valerie and the Slayer

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Stat

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ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: OUTSOURCING! Call the best tech engineer you can pay.

M > C

So Wealthy

+2 Money
+1 Charm

DIY! This sword is our canvas and some duct tape will be your brush.

C > M

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < M

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Any with the Shop

(Answering successfully will close the shop and follow-up interactions with Valerie will occur at any locations.)
*Answering successfully with the first option gave me Conversation A and anwering successfully with the second option gave me Conversation B.*

Valerie and the Coven

Conversation A

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Everyone knows the audience loves a big franchise. Go transmedia by investing in toys and videogames about the Coven.

M > ?

So Wealthy

+3 Smarts

The ultimate way to dodge any cancellation is to convince Netflix to acquire you.

Location(s): All

OR

Conversation B

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Stat

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What if... THE TV SHOW WAS NEVER A TV SHOW... BUT A VIDEOGAME WITH ITS OWN SET OF FIGURINES!!!

M < C

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

M > C

So Wealthy

+3 Smarts

What if... FAITH HAD A SECRET TWIN WHO... wait for it,,, TURNS OUT TO BE EVIL!!!

C > M

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < M

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

Valerie and the IP

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Share a pic of Valerie's abduction on Instagram to alert everyone, using some intense filters to convey urgency.

C > B

So Creative

+8 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Start a fire.

B < C

Not So Bold

-3 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+3 Charm
+3 Boldness

Location(s): All

(*If you answer successfully, go to Prom ALONE.*)

Three Main Character Interactions

These are conversations with three or more Main characters and the possible stats you can get depending on what you choose. It will also show the outcome of the conversation.

Damien, Liam, and Polly

Answers

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Turn the paintbrushes everyone's holding (because artball!) into live cobras.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Summon the undead Vincent van Ghoul!

S > B

So Smart

+3 Creativity

Location(s): Gym

Damien, Polly, and Vera

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Russian roulette.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

The stock market.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Money

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): Bathrooms

Liam, Miranda, and Scott

Answers

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

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Stat

Basic ghost knowledge: ghosts' main power is levitating stuff.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Ultimate ghost prank: haunt someone into despair.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve GHOST SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings to continue this option.)

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Surgically remove Liam's face so he can see it for himself.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Use found materials to create a perfect replica of Liam.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): Bathrooms

Liam, Miranda, and Polly

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

If a party happens in the forest, and there are no party virgins to be bewildered by it, is it really a party?

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

You know guys, if we bring Miranda, her royal status will give us diplomatic immunity...

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Outdoors

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Stat

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I mean... the pony one is at night, so it technically counts as a nightclub!

C > F

So Creative

+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < F

Not So Creative

+ Miranda heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm

The best club is clearly the club club because... (And then just throw some confetti.)

F > C

So Fun

+ Liam heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < C

Not So Fun

+ Liam heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Re-enact Snow White! Miranda can be Snow White, Liam can be the prince, and Polly can be every single other character!

C > M

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < M

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Literally throw money at them. People love money.

M < C

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

M > C

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

Liam, Polly, and Scott

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

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Stat

Have you heard of the Imhotep Cleanse? It's where you only eat things that came from a mummy. Mummies are rare, so you get super skinny. Plus you get to rob tombs!

F > B

So Fun

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < B

Not So Fun

+ Polly heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

You've heard of the Paleo diet. Now try the Jurassic diet! You can't eat anything that isn't a dinosaur. Killing a T-Rex alone will get you super buff!

B > F

So Bold

+ Scott heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < F

Not So Bold

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Three Main Character Interactions Continued...

Liam, Polly, and Vera

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Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

For every tiger in the school, release three anteaters (the natural enemy of the tigers, as everyone knows).

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Money

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Money

Have Coach talk to them! He's a tiger, right? Or, like, a tiger-adjacent something?

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Four Main Character Interactions

These are conversations with four Main characters and the possible stats you can get depending on what you choose. It will also show the outcome of the conversation.

Damien, Liam, Miranda, and Polly

Answers

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Divert their attention by making money rain.

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Turn Damien's phone into a bird.

S > M

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

S < M

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): Gym, Outdoors

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve DAMIEN'S SECRET ENDING HAIR. *See Damien's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Damien, Liam, Polly, and Vera

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Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

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Stat

Trivia fact about fashion accessories: most of them are worn on your head! Quick, put the corpse on your head!

S > M

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < M

Not So Smart

-3 Money

Shallow social creatures respond only to status: rip the brand logo off the most high-end accessory you own and put it on the corpse!

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Outdoors

(If you answer successfully you will be on track to achieve CORPSE SECRET ENDING. *See Shop Items Secret Endings section to continue this option.*

Damien, Miranda, Polly, and Vera

Answers

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Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

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Stat

Visit the dungeons of L'Nkom, Sumerian God of Makeup, wherein lies the legendary Orb of L'Nkom, which coincidentally can tell who's the best at makeup.

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Make up this potato to see who can produce the prettiest potato.

F < B

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

F > B

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Bathrooms

Lunch Time Interactions

These are conversations during lunchtime and the possible stats you can get depending on what you choose.

Damien and Liam

Answers

Stat

A white plate with a single sprig of parsley in the center. The essence of minimalism.

+ Liam heart

A bowl of knives. The essence of... knives.

+ Damien Heart

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Stat

Damien! Don't eat it! You won't have room for all these baby seals I brought you!

+ Liam heart

Liam's right, Damien! You should make HIM eat it!

+ Damien heart

Damien and Miranda

Answers

Stat

Damien's right, Miri! Maybe it IS time you started murdering people with your silverware.

+ Damien heart

Lay off Miranda, Damien! What about your collection of exotic corpses?

+ Miranda heart

Answers

Stat

Try those Sugarbasted Prince Lips!

+ Miranda heart

Beat him up and take all his ice cream.

+ Damien heart

Answers

Stat

The fish knife

+ Miranda heart

A spoon. What, you need blades to kill people?

+ Damien heart

Damien and Polly

Answers

Stat

Just hide in the Ghost Zone! You know, the special alternate dimension only ghosts can use?

+ Polly heart

Hide behind diplomatic immunity! I mean, you're both princes of hell, right?

+ Damien heart

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Stat

Get ready for THE most hardcore, badass thing... This flask contains an ancient genie that grants you three wishes... but I'm totally drinking it because I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. I grant my own damn wishes.

+ Damien heart

Want to get a dope party started?! This flask has... ULTRA-WHISKEY, which you can only get when you get two bottles of the best, purest whiskey... and make them mate.

+ Polly heart

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Stat

Wars are fought over scarce resources. Steal everybody's food and put it in a pile. That ought to do it.

+ Damien heart

Hey Polly, you know how the Greeks fought a whole war over Helen of Troy's face? We just need you to get kidnapped by Trojans!

+ Polly heart

Damien and Scott

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Stat

The wild beast should be the new school mascot! Put him in a sports jersey and let's rock! Goooooo TEAM!

+ Scott heart

It's obvious you brought such a beast to the kitchen... to turn it into the next MonsterChef champion, so you can split the big MonsterChef cash prize!

+ Damien heart

Damien and Vera

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Stat

Rob the bank yourself and split the money with Vera.

+ Vera heart

Eat the pickle.

+ Damien heart

Answers

Stat

My word! The steak is too cooked already! Rub some ice on it and douse it in blood, quick!

+ Vera heart

The only correct way to enjoy a steak is after its charred remains have been retrieved from a burning building.

+ Damien heart

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Stat

Set the building on fire and charge an exit fee.

+ Damien heart

Trick everyone in the cafeteria into having an orgy, then film it. Blackmail in bulk.

+ Vera heart

Liam and Miranda

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Stat

Maybe you should start this madness, Liam. Imagine all the food you could Instagram, without having to eat any of it!

+ Miranda heart

But Miranda, look at the contented smile on that servant's face! You think he's eating for you, but secretly he's eating for himself!

+ Liam heart

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Stat

Miranda can't undermine Liam's criticism admittedly talented criticism alone; this will take an army... of homeless people we pay to write positive Welp reviews of the cafeteria until we eclipse Liam's!

+ Miranda heart

Liam, one lone voice simply cannot shut down this cafeteria... at least not the voice of a high schooler! Let's get a renowned food critic to write a Pulitzer-worthy expose to be published in the most widely-read periodicals.

+ Liam heart

Answers

Stat

Try the picture fork. It's a fork for taking pictures of.

+ Liam heart

Nothing conveys elegance and taste like a gloating spoon.

+ Miranda heart

Liam and Polly

Answers

Stat

Liam's, because I think that glass jar of fresh human blood really goes with the parsley he sprinkled on top.

+ Liam heart

Polly's, because she literally just made a pair of pajamas for a cat.

+ Polly heart

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Stat

A food pic, but instead of food it's just a bottle of whiskey with ketchup on it.

+ Polly heart

A food pic of Liam taking a food pic! So meta!

+ Liam heart

Answers

Stat

Dump all of Polly's food onto Liam's plate.

+ Polly heart

Dump all of Liam's food onto Polly's plate.

+ Liam heart

Lunch Time Interactions Continued...

Liam and Scott

Answers

Stat

We've gotta pick Liam up and toss him in the air. it's really the only way to amp him up.

+ Scott heart

Liam's food pics are art, so we've got to use art to cheer him on. The quiet art of mime!

+ Liam heart

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Stat

Obviously the lychee-flavored custard with a side of tofu and a drizzle of raspberry extract is the most superior food on the plate.

+ Liam heart

Go for the brightly-colored bag of meat biscuits that somehow has... an anime drawing of Scott's face on it?! That says "SCOTT SNACKS"?!

+ Scott heart

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Stat

Scott’s right, Liam! Why take a normal, cliched food pic, when you could take a food pic of Scott capturing a Pokeman off your food pic?

+ Scott heart

Scott! Look over there! There’s a Stuart Hogarth on top of that pile of mashed potatoes!

+ Liam heart

Liam and Vera

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Stat

The animals you kill may lose their lives... but what about their afterlives? Instead of letting their spirits go to waste as the byproduct of the meat industry, let's serve their eternal souls as a side dish!

+ Vera heart

Liam, animals are already suffering... from ignorance! If Vera wanted to increase their pain... the best thing we could do is to teach them the concept of death so they really fear their fate! Let's educate cattle on metaphysics!

+ Liam heart

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Stat

Well, I guess I'll be going then, because there's no way anyone could ever be as cool as Liam.

+ Liam heart

Let me ask you this: would an uncool person be giving Vera 50 Monster Dollars right now?

+ Vera heart

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Stat

Try the sangria. It pairs well with seafood... and blood.

+ Liam heart

The tannens in this robust malbec are an elegant way to mask the taste of poison. Perfect for "diplomatic" missions.

+ Vera heart

Miranda and Polly

Answers

Stat

Ooh, Miranda, you should get a puppy serf! It's not actually a serf -- it's just, like fifty cute dogs!

+ Miranda heart

You should get a party serf, Polly! A serf to experience hangovers for you!

+ Polly heart

Answers

Stat

I surely do! It's entitled "silverware-wear" and it's when you take your most expensive cutlery and dress it in very fancy tiny outfits!

+ Miranda heart

Yup. It's called "dying."

+ Polly heart

Miranda and Scott

Answers

Stat

The blood of your father's enemies, Miranda! That's why it's so delicious!

+ Miranda heart

You're overthinking this, Scott! It's a sauce made of secrets!

+ Scott heart

Answers

Stat

Haven't you heard, Scott? Fishsticks make you worse at sports! They contain balldropinal and nerdoflavin!

+ Miranda heart

Fishsticks contain absolutely no fish! It's all garden snails and food grade plastic! Scott can eat as many as he wants!

+ Scott heart

Answers

Stat

The salad harp.

+ Miranda heart

Hands.

+ Scott heart

Miranda and Vera

Answers

Stat

Drink all her scotch, enraging Vera and delighting Miranda!

+ Miranda heart

Pretend to be poisoned, terrifying Miranda and amusing Vera!

+ Vera heart

Answers

Stat

If you fold the napkin like so, it creates a self-aware napkin whose sole purpose is to fold more napkins!

+ Miranda heart

This writhing snake fold is for when it is time to leave Vera alone and stop explaining napkin folds.

+ Vera heart

Answers

Stat

You don't need to eat that apple. Princes should be eating poisoned apples so that you'll kiss them.

+ Vera heart

You don't need to eat that apple. There are plenty of eligible princes on hotprincefinder.com

+ Miranda heart

Polly and Scott

Answers

Stat

Eat everybody else's food, like a good boy.

+ Scott heart

Replace all the food... with chairs.

+ Polly heart

Answers

Stat

WOOF WOOF, IT'S ME, SCOTT: A DOG BOY WHO IS BAD AT IMPRESSIONS.

+ Polly heart

LOOK AT ME I'M POLLY LOOK AT ME GO!!!

+ Scott heart

Answers

Stat

Steal the final jelly dessert... from the jelly dessert factory!

+ Polly heart

Make like a puppy dog and beg! All things are sweeter when achieved through pity!

+ Scott heart

Lunch Time Interactions Continued......

Polly and Vera

Answers

Stat

Tapeworms! They're gluten free, dairy free, 100% organic, and you can get them for free from sick cows!

+ Vera heart

Meth! It's what's for lunch!

+ Polly heart

Answers

Stat

The gorgon, obviously. Look how many mouths she's got on her head!

+ Vera heart

The ghost, for sure. I've never seen someone eat so convincingly!

+ Polly heart

Answers

Stat

You can easily grow this arrangement into a business... just escalate and delegate! Have the financial slave go and acquire his own financial slave to give HIM money, and have THAT financial slave go and find a financial slave...

+ Vera heart

TELL HIM TO MARRY A LLAMA.

+ Polly heart

Scott and Vera

Answers

Stat

You shouldn't be cheering for Vera to eat the food, you should be cheering for the food to get eaten by Vera! In the walk-in freezer!

+ Vera heart

The problem is obviously that we aren't dressed up as a giant salad.

+ Scott heart

Answers

Stat

Bo-ring! This is nothing compared to... earthworm eating contests!

+ Vera heart

SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! EAT THAT FOOD AND STAY AWAKE!

+ Scott heart

Answers

Stat

Yeah,it's called Scott's, but today is opposite day, so everything that's Scott's is actually Vera's.

+ Vera heart

You're right Scott! That drink is your birthright! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

+ Scott heart

Lunch Time Interactions with Secondary Characters

The Coven

Answers

Stat

Stop the crime ghost who's been taking over children's bodies and using them to rob banks. You have a never-before-seen plan...

+4 Creativity

Take on the greatest villain of all: income inequality.

+4 Money

Answers

Stat

The spell that lets you see the future... and also the past. AND THE PRESENT. And you can watch live TV anywhere.

+4 Smarts

Nah, you want to go for something a bit... different. Let's do the spell that turns you into two helicopters.

+4 Creativity

Answers

Stat

A bag full of quarters.

+4 Money

A machine that can successfully reheat french fries.

+4 Fun

The Wolfpack

Answers

Stat

Teach me calculus!

+4 Smarts

Give me an extreme makeover!

+4 Charm

Answers

Stat

How about this black plastic bottle labeled "SERIOUSLY DON'T DRINK THIS IT'S POISON."

+4 Fun

Nothing. Give me my beef jerky back. Now.

+4 Boldness

Answers

Stat

Howling at the moon!

+4 Charm

Practicing ikebana, the ancient Japanese art of floral arrangements... just... super-wolf-y!

+4 Creativity

The Coach

Answers

Stat

Both.

+4 Boldness

Whiskey.

+4 Fun

Answers

Stat

Playing with your food. Specifically, playing football with your food.

+4 Fun

An absolutely ridiculous number of push-ups.

+4 Boldness

Answers

Stat

PALOMINO GOLD 25 HORSE SUPPLEMENT, for a shiny coat and luxurious mane.

+4 Charm

A completely black bottle emblazoned with the Chinese character for "party time."

+4 Fun

The Slayer

Answers

Stat

Garlic, rice, and holy water. One monster's weakness is another monster's dinner!

+4 Fun

A gun that shoots stakes with "EAT ♥♥♥♥" burned into the side of them.

+4 Boldness

Answers

Stat

How to be the protagonist of any scene.

+4 Charm

How to punch a dude so hard his head explodes.

+4 Boldness

Answers

Stat

Partysmith.

+4 Fun

Gun-haver.

+4 Boldness

Interdimensional Prince

Answers

Stat

Foreign Minister in Charge of Extreme Handsomeness.

+4 Charm

Most Unscrupulous Treasurer.

+4 Money

Answers

Stat

Telepathy.

+4 Smarts

An ass that won't quit.

+4 Charm

Answers

Stat

♥♥♥♥ that, let's make up our own ritual.

+4 Creativity

How about the ritual where you give me a pile of money and go away.

+4 Money

Lunch Time Interactions with Three Characters

Damien, Liam, and Slayer

Answers

Stat

Immobilize Damien with the Lord's Prayer while Liam escapes.

+ Liam heart

You've been waiting for this moment your whole life. Flip the table, for justice.

+ Damien heart

Scott, Damien, and Coach

Answers

Stat

Distract Scott with surprise fireworks.

+ Damien heart

Slather Damien's dogs in holy ketchup.

+ Scott heart

Damien, Scott, and Wolfpack

Answers

Stat

Show them that a phone equipped with Pokemans Go can also be used as a football!.

+ Scott heart

Say nothing. Pelt them with steamed vegetables.

+ Damien heart

Miranda, Polly, and the Coven

Answers

Stat

Joust them in Miranda's honor!

+ Miranda heart

Drug their foods!

+ Polly heart

Weekend Nights

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Definitely [Player 2] -- she is an artist, this well her canvas, and an Episopalian pamphlet, bear trap, and dildo her paints. We'll be out of here in the blink of an artistic eye!

So Creative

+3 Boldness

Are you kidding?! [Player 3] is the best-selling author of the non-fiction work "How To Escape From A Well Using Religious Paraphenalia, Hunting Gear, and A Sex Toy!" His moment has finally arrived!

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

[Player 2] is so indie, she dropped out of school years ago and is just going to class ironically.

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Smarts

[Player 3] is so indie, he appeared is last year's yearbook as "Least Likely to Appear in the Yearbook."

+ [Player 3] heart

+2 Smarts

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

[Player 2]: his laser magic skills are so strong that he got banned from the local laser tag place.

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

You're pretty sure you heard [Player 3] got laser hair removal last week, so she must still have some laser remnants in her body.

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Liam, Miranda, Scott, and Damien

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

[Player 2] is the best at games. She plays Russian Pictionary once a month - and if she is still alive, that only can mean she always wins.

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

[Player 3] is a legend among board game players. He is one of the three survivors of the Monopoly Game Night of '98, which escalated from a technicality on a dice roll from one of our saddest national tragedies, with victims in the two digits.

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

The thing is, rumors say that [Player 2] was raised by a pack of wild art curators.

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Creativity

[Player 3] is your monster -- she is actually just a skeleton who spends every single day meticulously creating the appearance of a body.

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

[Player 2], without a doubt. You should see her balls!

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Charm

You can't spell "sports" without "[Player 3]"!

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

[Player 2] was actually a pro DEATHBOWLER for awhile before being banned for being "too cool" -- maybe now is the time for his triumphant return!

So Bold

+1 Money
+2 Fun

[Player 3] has never played DEATHBOWLING in her life... BUT she owns the dopest pair of sungalsses you've ever seen, so that's pretty bold?

So Bold

+1 Money
+2 Fun

Damien

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome

Player 1 Stat

Oh, it's [Player 2], no doubt. He once ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a bottle of hot sauce and liked it.

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Boldness

Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me?! [Player 3] is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ badass, she got through tax season by herself without crying.

+ [Player 3] heart

+2 Boldness

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

[Player 2], who was voted "Most Likely to Solve a Diplomacy Conflict Involving Spiders" last year.

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

[Player 3], who told you last week that her favorite dinosaur is the diplodocus, which has something to do with diplomacy, right? ♥♥♥♥, you really have no idea what diplomacy is about. But the diplodocus thing should count!

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Damien

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

[Player 2], obviously. I've heard she kills and eats all of her romantic partners.

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Boldness

My money's on [Player 3], the one who's love language is cruise missiles.

+ [Player 3] heart

+2 Boldness

Weekend Nights Continued...

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

[Player 2] is an expert ruler! She was the captain of the dodgeball team once, and nobody died. They maybe even won? Can't really remember.

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Fun

[Player 3] is a ruler expert! He has them all -- yardsticks, tape measures... metric... imperial... that probably translates somehow!

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1 Stat

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

No one has better manners than [Player 2]! She even knows the right silverware to use when eating silverware!

+ [Player 2] heart

+2 Creativity

{plaer 3], naturally! He has such good manners, they've wrapped around and become bad manners!

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

That's... literally just a pickle. You can make out with [Player 2] while also having a pickle. It's fine.

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Charm

Are you telling me you'd just throw away this pickle for a chance with [Player 2]? A pickle just like this only comes along once in a lifetime!

- [Player 2] heart

+1 Charm

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

The monarchy?! He loves the monarchy! That's why he voted to never vote for class president again, and instead choose someone based on divine right!

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Charm

Oh... haven't you heard... [Player 2] has a tattoo that says "DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOISIE!" on his chest...

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

Grilled shrimp tongs, delicately inlaid with diamonds and baby teeth.

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Money

Bread.

.
[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

The secret behind [Player 2]'s eyes is... "The Secret!" That book has changed her life, and her business sense and self-confidence is ON. POINT.

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Fun

The secret behind [Player 2]'s eyes is... THE SECRET OF COMMUNISM! [Player 2] doesn't believe in ownership of material goods or individual entreprenuership of any kind.

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

MAJOR CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASES! [Player 2] is the ultimate murderer - the leading cause of death worldwide, and something capable of catching up to tough ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who have survived everything else.

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Boldness

An electric chair! That's how boring [Player 2] is: he would just be standard government-regulated death.

- [Player 2] heart

+1 Boldness

Weekend Nights Continued......

Scott

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

[Player 2] is the holy amalgamation of football, basketball, and baseball, known to the initiated as "ALLBALL."

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Fun

[Player 2]? A sport? [Player 2] is chess.

Damien, Scott, and Polly

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 & Player 2/3 Stat

[Player 2] is your dude. He is the one who pioneered the idea of subway delays and then subsequently in cab companies, the most perfect scheme of all time.

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Money

[Player 3] just inherited a bunch of money from a rich great-uncle who she didn't even speak to until she found out he was wealthy and terminally ill. Ethically questionable? Sure. Fiscally successful? Definitely.

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Money

Damien

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

[Player 2] is all about getting shot. He goes to the doctor everyday just to get a shot, and shots are the only thing he does when partying. So I think you can give him a shot.

+ [Player 2] heart

+3 Charm

Pffff, believe it or not, if you were to shoot [Player 2], he would NOT be into it! #Truestory.

[Player 1] chooses.

Choice

Outcome 1

Player 1 Stat

Outcome 2

Player 1 Stat

Orgy Secret Ending

In order to achieve this secret ending, you need to successfully go to Prom with each of the six Main characters where it gives you the notification that YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHARM TO START AN ORGY. At this point you are able to move forward. It was randomly triggered while in Liam's route. I'm not sure which other character's route can trigger it.

(Note: It also seems that if you are successful it cancels out other secret endings involving any of the other six main characters because they end up at the orgy. Endings with secondary characters don't get affected.

Liam and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

What about an orgy... but afterwards an intense chess tournament. Chess tournaments are the best pairing for an orgy!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Just start chanting: ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! and hope for the best, champ.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Damien, Polly, and Scott

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

You can study this book, "The Little Book of Orgy Etiquette: Take Off Your Clothes, but Not Your Manners."

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Wear fancy hats.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Miranda and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Your parents want you to choose a suitor, but an orgy is a great way of judging your suitors' prowess. Invite all of them too!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Parents never trust children. Put them at ease by letting them come as orgy chaperones.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Vera

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Vera, a blowjob is about sex, a threesome is about sex; but an orgy... an orgy is about networking! Look all the people who are coming...

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Polly might be all about sex. But she's pouring her soul into this because she wants to go beyond just sex. This notebook shows our super weird out-of-the-box ideas for the orgy!

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with any of the six main characters or alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings

All these endings require you to buy certain items from the shop in order to achieve these endings. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to Prom.

WILKINSON
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock A PENGUIN MASK.)

-Purchase $10 A PENGUIN MASK. *See Polly's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

THANK YOU
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock THANK YOU NOTE FROM DEVELOPERS.)

-Purchase $0 THANK YOU NOTE
Go to Prom alone.

CULT
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock A CULT RING.)

-Purchase $7 A CULT RING. *See Vera's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

ICE QUEEN
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock VAL'S DECLASSIFIED GORGON BEFRIENDING GUIDE.)

-Purchase $10 VAL'S DECLASSIFIED GORGON BEFRIENDING GUIDE. *See Vera's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

LOCKET
(This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock THE CURSED LOCKET OF WINSTON MONTGOMERY.)

-Purchase $7 THE CURSED LOCKET OF WINSTON MONTGOMERY. *See Polly's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued...

All these endings require you to buy certain items from the shop in order to achieve these endings. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to prom or go alone.

GHOST

-Purchase $5 BLANKET WITH TWO HOLES

Miranda, Scott, and Liam

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Basic ghost knowledge: ghosts' main power is levitating stuff.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Ultimate ghost prank: haunt someone into despair.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Interdimensional Prince, Damien, Miranda, and Liam

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

"...Boo!"

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Throw a rock at the Interdimensional Prince.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Liam and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

I was offered as a sacrifice... TO THE GOD OF PARTYYYYYYY!!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

I only tell how I died on the third date, boo. GHOST WINK!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Ask someone you have the right stats for or go alone.)

DRAGON HEAT

-Purchase $6 DRAGON HEAT

Polly and Vera

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Easy: the 'Sexcalibur' arc, where they want to discover the chosen one who can control the mythical Sexcalibur dildo, and they have a super orgy so everyone can have their turn with the dildo.

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

What about... this exclusive chapter I've written myself?!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Damien and Miranda

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

True art imitates life. Let's look at Damien's Tinder messages to see what he's capable of, shall we?

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Harold may or may not be a scoundrel, but love is alive and well! Let me take both of you on the greatest three-way first date ever to prove it!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Liam and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Let's ask them nicely if they can stop behaving like internet trolls and instead start respecting your opinions.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Money
-1 Fun

Let's write a powerful fanfic set on the Dragon Heat wiki where you're depicted as the coolest users who should be respected.

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued......

DIETY

-Purchase $10 Power Totem

Miranda and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Start a giant sacrificial bonfire... of weed.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Be self-sacrificing: sacrifice yourself!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Polly, Miranda, and the Coven

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Swallow the totem whole and keep it safe in your belly!

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Use sleight of hand to make the totem DISAPPEAR.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Miranda and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

FIGHT THE DARK DEITY!

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Ask the Dark Deity to Monster Prom!

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

(In order to achieve the secret ending you must successfully choose the second option and go to Prom alone.)

CORPSE

-Purchase $5 CORPSE.

Vera, Liam, Damien, and Polly

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

Trivia fact about fashion accessories: most of them are worn on your head! Quick, put the corpse on your head!

S > M

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < M

Not So Smart

-3 Money

Shallow social creatures respond only to status: rip the brand logo off the most high-end accessory you own and put it on the corpse!

M < S

Not So Wealthy

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Scott

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

As Vogue rules dictate, the only way to subdue a Vogue journalist is by out-journalising them in a journalism duel... TO THE DEATH!

C > B

So Creative

+3 Money

C < B

Not So Creative

-3 Money

Sometimes people need a little push in the right direction: kill his family and send him their severed heads as a warning.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Money

Location(s): All

The Wolfpack, the Slayer, and IP

Answers

Stat Levels

Outcome 1

Stat

Stat Levels

Outcome 2

Stat

NO! You're woke enough to acknowledge your corpse doesn't need a knightess in shining armor to protect it, it can protect itself!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

LOVE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER! WINK!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued.........

LEMON

-Purchase $4 LEMON.

Miranda and Scott

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Exclusive beta access to the lemonade.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

A body pillow of a sexy glass of lemonade.

F > S

So Fun

+3 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Convince an internet celebrity to voice the lemonade... whatever that means?

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Make the lemonade the center of the latest internet controversy.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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An exciting sequel for your lemonade: a new flavor!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

C < B

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

One of the backers gets to be a character IN the Lemonade!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with Miranda or Scott.)

SUPPORT GROUP

-Purchase $7 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ON WHY YOU'VE NEVER GOTTEN TO SEE KALE AROUND HERE

Damien, Scott, and Kale

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Disguise yourself as a sexy GameBoy, so these boys will have no choice but to press all your buttons!

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

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Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

Show off the Dylan Rupert you've strategically bred so he has max elasticity stats in order to... LICK HIS OWN ELBOW!

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-3 Smarts

Location(s): All

Polly and Kale

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The taste buds of a true marijuana sommelier, capable of pairing any strain of weed with the perfect junk food.

S > C

So Smart

+3 Smarts

S < C

Not So Smart

-4 Money

The hands of a true joint origami artist, capable of creating the most delicate and beautiful blunts ever.

C > S

So Creative

+3 Smarts

C < S

Not So Creative

-4 Money

Location(s): All

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Go to the police. Convince them this is an emergency... a true love or death situation.

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-5 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

N/A

Defer to experts. Consult a plant biologist with expertise on whatever Kale's plant species is. They may tell you Kale's most regular biomes!

S > Ch

So Smart

N/A

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued............

PRANK MASTERZ

-Purchase $7 ANCIENT TOME OF THE FORBIDDEN ARTS.
(Note: If you are trying to get any other secret endings at the same time they will not work because this secret ending triggers the end of the world.)

Polly and Scott

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Fake a serious illness that requires a kidney transplant, but only accept kidneys from David Boreanaz, acclaimed star of the hit TV series "Angel."

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < M

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Buy one from the Angel Kidney Store.

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

M < Ch

Not So Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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"Oh, this? No, this is a family relic that has been passed down for generations. It's a... hand ring or something. Enough talking! High five!"

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

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-2 Charm
-1 Fun

"Yup, you got me. The thing is, I've done this to every other person in school, so do you really want to be... left out?"

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

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Seems like it's a connectivity problem. We need to upgrade to a top-notch dimensional network with a way stronger arcane signal.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S > Ch

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-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

You're not an expert at interdimensional antics. Sometimes it's better to stay humble... and convince a certain interdimensional freak you know to open the rift for you.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with Polly or Scott.)

FLOPPY DISK

- Purchase $8 AN ARCANE FLOPPY DISK

Damien and Scott

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HACK THE VIRUS!

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-3 Charm

STRIKE A FABULOUS TEAM POSE TO INTIMIDATE THE VIRUS!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Money

Location(s): Library

Damien, Liam, Scott, and Calculester

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"No way. If he was really a computer... why would he be wearing that cool hat?"

F > S

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

"Calculester IS a robot... as we all are, being programmed slaves to the big machine of society!"

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Liam, Miranda, Polly, and Calculester

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"I feel alive when doing something crazy outside my comfort zone."

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

B < S

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-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

"I feel alive when drinking this magic drink I made from other people's souls."

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Wolfpack and Calculester

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Pretend to be the disguised robot yourself... by doing the best robot dance ever.

F > Ch

So Fun

+3 Charm

F < Ch

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Protect Calculester through the power of a heartfelt speech.

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Ch > F

So Charming

+8 Charm

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

Shop Items Secret Endings Continued...............

ANGEL BLOOD

-Purchase $12 THE BLOOD OF AN ANGEL

Polly, Vera, and Coven

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Listen, Vera, angel's blood is pretty rare... maybe we can bargain with the Coven and make this into a sweet business opportunity?

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

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-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Don't you see, Polly?! The most powerful drug of all is the friends we made along the way!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

The Coven

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Seduce Dmitri into being your opponent-ally who might seem to fall back into league with the enemy at times, but always proves himself to be on your side in the end!

Ch > C

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < C

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Money

The Coven's ability to care isn't their weakness; it's their STRENGTH. Prove this to them with a well-crafted montage of flashbacks to times they've protected each other!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Sob over Joy's corpse... so she revives!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

Selflessly use that magic Orb of Healing +4 you've been saving this whole time.

S > Ch

So Smart

+1 Money
+2 Charm

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

GREETING CARDS

(Even if you get a negative outcome in one of the conversations you will still be on track to achieve this secret ending.)

-Purchase $12 A SET OF WEIRDLY SPECIFIC GREETING CARDS

Polly, Scott, and Blobert

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Hand the corpse a card that says "Sorry you died in an accident we had 100% nothing to do with :("

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Hand Principal Giant Spider a card that says "World's Sexiest 8-Legged Principal!"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

Vera, IP, Wolfpack, and Blobert

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Hand the prince the one that says: "Princes are special / Your rule's absolute / Stop assuming people are going to be flattered by you kidnapping them / It's really not cute."

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

C > F

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

*fold card along dotted line to make paper airplanes, throw as far as possible*.

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Damien, Liam, Slayer, and Blobert

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"I'm sorry about your missing brother and understand why you are misdirecting your rage into killing monsters rather than dealing with your issues, but inside this card is the number for a therapist just in case."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

"Gurl, those boots were made for ROCKIN'! Keep on, be-YOU-tiful!"

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

Ch > S

So Charming

+3 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

The Gift That Keeps On Giving Secret Endings

All these endings require you to buy THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get the item needed for a particular ending. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to prom or go alone.

SERF/EEL

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get MIND CONTROL CLASSES.*See Miranda's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.*

CAGANER

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get THE S H I T T E R.

Damien and Liam

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Catch a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and interrogate them about it.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Get into the mind of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by re-enacting the scene.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Go to Belen and check all the security cameras to know once and for all if a guy was taking a ♥♥♥♥ while Mary was giving birth to Jesus.

S > F

So Smart

+3 Fun

Go to Belen and collect all ♥♥♥♥♥ in the vicinity in order to discover the true identity of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Divert attention from the mystery behind the "Caganer" by turning it into a mindless souvenir, selling toys of various celebrities taking a ♥♥♥♥ as if they were the Caganer.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Use all the resources of the Catholic Church to combine the two strongest entertainment forces in the world: K-Pop and Garfield.

F > S

So Fun

+3 Money

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with either Damien or Liam.)

FAMILY

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get A DRAWING FROM A KID.

Scott, Vera, and Wolfpack

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Starting a discussion on the history and the development of jazz as a musical art form!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Making a silly face!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Money

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Scott and Vera

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Convince the proprietors that you're a time traveler from the future and giving free pizza to Scott is the only way to stop the pizza uprising.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Act like an entitled piece of ♥♥♥♥ until they give you a free pizza.

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Money

Location(s): All

Scott, Vera, and Coach

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Explain that some people have a hard time putting emotions into words, especially if they're a bag of potatoes.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

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Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Pin a ribbon on the potato sack that says, "I'm proud of you, Scott."

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom with Scott or Vera.)

The Gift That Keeps on Giving Secret Endings Continued...

GIFT

-Purchase THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING and randomly get A DATE WITH VALERIE.

Valerie

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Disassemble the bear to make its true nature less obvious. Just like you do with furniture!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Travel to Nepal to study the secret arts of the gift giving monks, whose wrappings defy both space and logic.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

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A lore coupon, so they can stop being minor recurring characters with such little depth.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

The pizza one.

F > S

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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As a real fake anthropologist, I can tell you that the best way to get inside Blobert's head is to dress like it for a day.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Go all in or don't go at all. Hire a retired FBI agent to secretly analyze Blobert's body language and crack its mind wide open!

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Creativity
-1 Charm

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Vera

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A course in optical physics, so she can finally figure out why she's never caught that laser pointer.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

A full e-commerce website built using your sick web design skills. Nothing is sexier than free labor!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

(Go to Prom alone.)

[Second Term] Calculester

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Bribe Vera to take us into the heart of voguing!

M > Ch?

So Wealthy

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Convince Liam to return to his K-Pop phase.

Location(s): Outdoors

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Let's read Heidegger's complete works on the nature of the monster condition... by romantic candlelight.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Money
-1 Fun

Let's go to the hospital and watch people give birth! It's a classic activity organics do and a killer icebreaker!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. Specifically, you should steal the physics engine from the award winning mobile game, "Very Upset Birds."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

You just need to spruce up the originals a bit! How about Calculester's First Law of Thermodynamics: "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but after a little while it can turn into ravioli."

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve CALCULESTER'S SECRET ENDING VR. *See Calculester's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

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You can only truly appreciate life once you feel the grips of mortality clutching at your throat - let's give this plant a near-death experience!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

The ultimate life experience is bringing forth new life. Let's get this plant pregnant!

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): Class

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Real sexiness is 90% posture. Strike a pose, like this one!

Ch < C?

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Ch > ?

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

True beauty is on the inside... which is why you need to install a really sick graphics card.

Location(s): Bathrooms

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Why are you always trying to solve everything yourself? Ask desperately if there's a doctor in the gym!

S > ?

So Smart

+2 ?
+1 ?

No time to think! Cut the red wire!

Location(s): Gym

[Second Term] Calculester Continued...

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"But you HAVE stolen the princesses's jewels. Check in your bag!" (Then frame him by putting some random jewels you stole from someone else in his bag.)

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

"Calculester, theater is about fiction and the suspension of disbelief. It's too hard to explain it to you through spoken language... allow me to explain in the language... of salad."

C < S

Not So Creative

-3 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

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Offer to defragment their hard drives for them. Isn't that like a head massage for computers?

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Learn binary, so you can converse with them in their native tongue.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

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Go to the CPU's control panel and install the SupportiveParent.v3 firmware update.

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Just unplug the CPU! No more argument!

Location(s): Libary

[Second Term] Calculester's Secret Endings

VR

Calculester

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Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. Specifically, you should steal the physics engine from the award winning mobile game, "Very Upset Birds."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

You just need to spruce up the originals a bit! How about Calculester's First Law of Thermodynamics: "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but after a little while it can turn into ravioli."

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Involve your highest rank worshippers in a controversial scandal with minors.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Produce a little grumpy Nietzsche!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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Send all your most suspicious citizens to an even MORE virtual reality so they believe they've "woken up" in the real world!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Your people are only asking so many questions because they have no mindless diversions to distract them. That said... have I told you about the Kardashians?

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

CALCAREERS

Damien, Scott, and Calculester

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"We're talking a lot about what this orange is supposed to do or to be... but have we asked the orange how it feels?"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Eat the orange.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

Calculester, Miranda, and Liam

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You're always angsty against the status quo, Liam. Tell us... what the status quo did to you? What's the origin of this rivalry?

Sure, art might be about Miranda. But what's Miranda about?

Ch > ?

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Calculester, Polly, and Vera

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"Vera, you can too get lost by focusing too much on mastering everything you do. Sometimes you gotta enjoy the little effortless pleasures of pasta AND life, like caressing this plate of ravioli I just cooked. C'mon, plunge your hand into it..."

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

"Polly, there's an added pleasure to enjoying something that took some effort and mastery. Like any decent pasta lover knows making love to a plate of cuore di zucca with tartufo al parmigiano is waaaay better than just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ some plain mac 'n' cheese."

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

S < Ch

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Damien

Calculester and Damien

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Damien, I know where Calculester's secret weapon is. It's in the most hidden location of all: Portugal.

C < B

Not So Creative

+ Calculester heart
-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

C > B

So Creative

+ Calculester heart
+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Hey, what about this button that says "SUPER SECRET WEAPON, DO NOT PRESS"?

B < C

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Money
-1 Boldness

B > C

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Damien and Zoe

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As we all know, demon horns are a powerful aphrodisiac. It's not "hard" to imagine how Damien "lost" his. ...WINK.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

+ Zoe heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

Ch > B

So Charming

+ Zoe heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how Damien lost his horn? You should see what the other guy lost. (It was most things).

B > Ch

So Bold

+ Damien heart
+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

B < Ch

Not So Bold

+ Damien heart
-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Liam

Calculester and Liam

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There are certainly some things that can't be measured, Calculester... like the admiration I feel for Liam!

Ch > S

So Charming

+ Liam heart
+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Ch < S

Not So Charming

+ Liam heart
-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

Wow, Liam. It's like you haven't read the obscure yet definitive classic: "All Art Can Be Objectively Measured and This Book Will Show You Exactly How", by Kandinsky's extremely literal twin brother.

S > Ch

So Smart

+ Calculester heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Liam and Zoe

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True, Zoe, yaoi can be problematic, but only when written through the dehumanizing female gaze of male on male love. Liam's gaze is unapologetically male, so there's no problem!

S > Ch

So Smart

+ Liam heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Don't you see, Liam? Yaoi is the gluten of the art world!

Ch > S

So Charming

+ Zoe heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Money

Ch < S

Not So Charming

+ Zoe heart
-2 Fun
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Miranda

Calculester and Miranda

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Easy, Miranda! "The one" is willing to fight past monsters, face countless dangers... all to break into your home and kiss you while you're sleeping! Totally normal and not problematic at all!

Ch > S

So Charming

+ Miranda heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

+ Miranda heart
-2 Creativity
-1 Fun

You're in luck, Calculester! I've spent years studying and devising this complex formulaic theorem to calculate exactly who "the one" is!

S > Ch

So Smart

+ Calculester heart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

Miranda and Zoe

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Leave Zoe alone, Miranda! Don't you see she's done you a huge favor by exposing the treachery of Miranda Vandebunt? You need to go destroy Marmanda, not Zoe!

B < C

Not So Bold

+ Zoe heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+ Zoe heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Miranda's right, Zoe! A better writer wouldn't even need to put something as disgusting as the airpeople into a fanfiction; it's just a cheap trick for shock value like selfcest or MPREG.

C < B

Not So Creative

+ Miranda heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > B

So Creative

+ Miranda heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Miranda and Bellanda

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"Miranda Vanderbilt, of the very nice hair. Keeper of the best hairstyle in all of the Merkingdom. She commands with style."

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-3 Money

"Miranda Vanderbilt, of the commanding voice. Very good at asking stuff from other people and treating them like serfs. She commands...by commanding?"

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Creativity

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve TRUE CALLING SECRET ENDING. *See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued......... to continue this route.)

[Second Term] Miranda Shop Items Secret Ending

TRUE CALLING

-Purchase $5 A FAKE TITLE OF NOBILITY.

Miranda and Bellanda

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"Miranda Vanderbilt, of the very nice hair. Keeper of the best hairstyle in all of the Merkingdom. She commands with style."

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Boldness

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-3 Money

"Miranda Vanderbilt, of the commanding voice. Very good at asking stuff from other people and treating them like serfs. She commands...by commanding?"

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Creativity

Location(s): All

Miranda and Dahlia

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"Miranda, just make cute eyes! VERY CUTE EYES!"

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Fun

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-3 Smarts

"Miranda, fight that plank with the inner power... OF THIS CHAINSAW!"

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Fun

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-3 Fun

Location(s): All

Miranda and Bellanda

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"People that are... not millionaires! Who would decide not to be rich and pretty like you? Such sketchy life choices can't mean anything good!"

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Smarts

"THE AIRPEOPLEEEEEEEEE!"

B > Ch

So Bold

+3 Smarts

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Polly

Calculester and Polly

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Calculester just needs to understand what being drunk feels like. Then he'll get it. Ask him to divide by zero!

S > C

So Smart

+ Polly heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

Calculester's right! Polly's in danger! Better hurry up and take her to an Avast Antivirus meeting! You know, an AA meeting?

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Calculester heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+ Calculester heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Polly and Zoe

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Polly's right! Secrets are sexy! And I'll prove it with my new espionage!AU: Spooky High-ly Classified!

C < M

Not So Creative

+ Polly heart
-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Zoe deserves to know the truth! And if you tell it to her, Polly, I will give you a HUGE bag of cocaine.

M > C

So Wealthy

+ Zoe heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Polly and Scott

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Let's walk to the limits of reality, and then walk some more!

Turn off the game.

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve FOURTH WALL SECRET ENDING. *See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued...... to continue this route.)

[Second Term] Scott

Calculester and Scott

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I like where your head's at, Scott. But you know what this plant REALLY needs? Racing stripes! Gotta grow fast!

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Scott heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

F > S

So Fun

+ Scott heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

No, Scott, Calculester is right. Water is like an energy drink for plants!

S > F

So Smart

+ Calculester heart
+2 Money
+1 Creativity

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Scott and Zoe

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Scott's right, the story needs an antagonist. And everyone knows that the true natural enemy of muscles is... the Leafscale Gulper Shark!

S > C

So Smart

+ Scott heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Many muscle stories have been told, but how many have been told... from the perspective of the MUSCLES?

C > S

So Creative

+ Zoe heart
+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Zoe heart
-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

Scott and Another Student

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Scott! Wait! My Momentgram feed just told me that "snitching" is last week's challenge! The new hot thing is to record yourself opening a successful pizza restaurant!

C > ?

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

No, Scott! Choosing a favorite crime wouldn't be fair to all the great crimes Vera's done! The other crimes would be sad!

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve POLICE REPORT SECRET ENDING. * See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued...... to continue this route.)

[Second Term] Vera

Calculester and Vera

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But Calculester, banks are full of money, and money is the root of all evil. Therefore, removing money from banks makes them less evil. It's the right thing to do!

S > F

So Smart

+Vera heart
+2 Money
+1 Fun

Vera, your mouth is asking for bank passwords, but your eyes are asking for... CONFETTI!

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Calculester heart
-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

F > S

So Fun

+ Calculester heart
+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Zoe

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Bring the poor soul on a journey through PervertArt's most deviant and artist depths.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

C < S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Force the poor soul to join your Evangelion Club's 10-hour meeting to discuss the hidden meaning of the series.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

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Join in on the modern, less murder-y, more culturally acceptable version of a cult: GROSSFIT!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Start playing this free-to-play/pay-to-win mobile game at which you can only succeed by playing 12 hours a day, tricking all your friends into joining, or sacrificing a goat!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness?
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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Grab a cup of coffee, some nuts, some blueberries, and scarf 'em down - all food well-known for being good for your brain!

S < M

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

S > M

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Purchase a foil anti-void hat from the very trustworthy dude who sells stuff in the dark alley behind the school!

M < S

So Not Wealthy

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

M > S

So Wealthy

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

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Your mistreatment is outrageous, Juan! Let's band together with all the students who have been left out of prom shenanigans!

Ch > ?

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Ooh! What if we get strangers to start drawing tons of pictures of you?! Only the masses can push you into popularity!

Location(s): Outdoors

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The neoliberal system and the unbearable feeling of void that no material good can fulfill!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

Naruto and Garfield.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Creativity
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Class

[Second Term] Zoe's Secret Endings

PROPHET

The Cultists

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It's important to learn from your mistakes. So sacrifice another goat, but write "We're Sorry" on the side.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Sacrifice... your own harmful prejudices!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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You need to learn to think like your mistress. Become a high school student for a day, and the answer will be obvious to you!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

The title of Grandmaster should go to whoever can compose the best theme song to sing to Zoe every morning as if it's a new episode of her life.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

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A classic cult suicide, except instead of drinking poison we all drink a delicious blue-flavored energy drink!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

The most powerful bonding ritual ever: A CUTE SLUMBER PARTY!!!

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

IDENTITY

Scott, Polly, Zoe, and Leonard

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"Leonard, but you only buy your videogames once their prices have CHANGED when they go on sale!"

S > ?

So Smart

+3 Charm

"Leonard, as you seem immune to rational thinking... I challenge you to a Pokeman duel in order to change your mind!"

Location(s): Bathrooms

Zoe, Vera, and the Wolfpack

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"You sometimes aren't born in a way you truly feel like yourself. Like...you were born as individual werewolves (I guess) before becoming a wolfpack!"

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Produce a dumb action blockbuster full of explosions that unexpectedly serves as a metaphor for the nuances of identity and transitioning.

Location(s): Class

Zoe, Damien, and the Cultists

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"Don't let this puny tentacled mortal girl to deceive you! Z'Gord is really trapped inside this ancient totem!"

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

You need something that satisfies their need for mindless adoration and pack behavior. Introduce them to K-pop.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Dahlia

Two Character Interactions

Dahlia and Calculester

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"What you need is another plant, almost identical, but with edgier looks, a cowboy hat, and a bad attitude."

C < Ch

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

"Dahlia, there's no better rival than you! I mean, the only reason Damien's so cool and popular among fans is because you're his rival. A rival as good as you are shouldn't have trouble taking on another enemy..."

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Three Character Interactions

Zoe, Dahlia, and Calculester

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Dahlia, don't be fooled! This eldritch being is clearly under Damien's spell already. Look at all these pictures she drew of Damien shirtless. She's a LaVey sympathizer!

C > S

So Creative

+ Zoe heart
+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

+ Zoe heart
-2 Fun
-1 Charm

No, calling this robot a "killing machine" is inaccurate. A real killing machine would be a TANK! And he's not a tank, so he's worthless. Go look for a tank!

S > C

So Smart

+ Calculester heart
+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Location(s): All

Liam, Scott, and Dahlia

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Every team needs motivation, and an army is just another kind of team! Nothing says "motivation" like a fun, silly mascot!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Read Swedish poetry to them.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve DAHLIA SECRET ENDING. * See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued... to continue this route.)

Four Character Interactions

Dahlia, Calculester, Vera, and Zoe

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Bring in a surprise witness!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Money
+1 Charm

Shout "Objection!" over and over again!

B < S

Not So Bold

-3 Money

Location(s): Bathrooms

Damien, Liam, Scott, and Dahlia

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If you want Damien, you'll have to go through me... and this army of pissed-off rottweilers.

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Money

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

But Dahlia, this isn't really Damien! The real Damien was inside you all along!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

Calculester, Scott, Miranda, and Dahlia

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WITH OUR FISTS!

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Boldness

WITH BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!

S > B

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

Location(s): Class

Calculester, Liam, Dahlia, and the Coach

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Act like the biggest crocodile predator in nature: HIGH FASHION BRANDS.

B > ?

So Bold

+3 Money

B < ?

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Put on your anti-crocodile cologne.

Location(s): Gym

[Second Term] Dmitri

Two Character Interactions

The Coven and Dmitri

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Faith.

S > ?

So Smart

N/A

Hope.

Location(s): Outdoors

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve LORE COUPON SECRET ENDING. *See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings to continue this route.)

IP and Dmitri

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Convince the Prince that joining the Dark Side would be like... marrying the night! Wink!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Explain to Dmitri the Prince is a better suitor for the Dark Side, as his disregard for consent and obsession with fooling people into marriage are clear signs of evil.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve A CHANGE OF PLACE SECRET ENDING. *See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings to continue this route.)

Three Character Interactions

Zoe, Dmitri, and the Coven

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Let's join the coven by being like the Coven! We must defeat Dmitri in the classic way - yelling cliched but powerful heroic one-liners!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

We should all LICK DMITRI'S ABS! Because of... REASONS!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

Four Character Interactions

Dmitri, Vera, the Coven, and Calculester

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Dmitri's not telling you the Dark Side's darkest secret: terrible WiFi.

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

No way. Everybody's going to the Dark Side these days. It's totally touristy and played out. The hottest destination this year is Malaysia.

Location(s): Library

Dmitri, Polly, Damien, and the Coven

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The Dark Side was sort of cool last month, but the new hotness is this place called "Hula Hop Bunker."

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Don't join the Dark Side! Your grandma is already on the Dark Side, and she'll comment on all of your posts.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts?

Location(s): Class

Dmitri, Zoe, Scott, and the Coven

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Sure, the Dark Side sounds cool, but the commute is terrible!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Why join the Dark Side when you could join... the Mark Side?

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Location(s): Library

Dmitri, Polly, Scott, and Zoe

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Not everything is about good and evil, guys. The real quest has always been ... to find a shirt for poor topless Dmitri!

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Um ... I ... I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Auditorium

[Second Term] Interdimensional Prince

IP and Calculester

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"You can't marry that plant - it's already married! TO THE SEA!"

B < S

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > S

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Yeah, no, wait, no, yeah just let him marry the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' plant.

S > B

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

S < B

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Location(s): All

IP and Zoe

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"Be careful! Zoe has been married seventeen times before and eaten every one of her spouses's minds!!!"

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

B > F

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

"Why get married when you can bounce on this trampoline?!"

F > B

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Leonard

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Bribe Miss Feratu with an authentic, shiny Robert O'Reilly.

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

Frame Leonard for murder! The perfect distraction!

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

Two Character Interactions

Leonard and Calculester

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A true succulent fan has every succulent, including the uncut versions, and at least one succulent signed by its creator... God.

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

A true succulent fan would actually be a fan.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): Class

Leonard and Zoe

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Why don't you pay with one of your kidneys? I mean, you've already got two, and once you're a YooTube sensation you can buy as many kidneys as you want!

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Smarts

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

If all you've got right now is hope for the future, why not pay with your future? Pledge to be Zoe's indentured servant from ages 32 to 36!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

C > B

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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Well, people might criticize new graphic style, new characters, new voice actors, new... wait. What if you just air the same show from thirty years ago but with a new name?

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

Add a hip new character to hook the target demo! Like a surfer-skater dog with a goatee and super cool sunglasses... or something.

C < S

Not So Creative

-3 Fun

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Money

Location(s): All

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For years you've possessed the Gem of Garoto, a powerful artifact capable of raising four people from the dead. Why not resurrect four great artists and ask their opinions?

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Use the CalCrafts sorting hat to determine the objective value of the two comics.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

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Distract Leonard by finally creating the perfect "REAL" gamer girl profile on Tweeter!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Tell Leonard that you heard someone saying there's no wrong way to play videogames!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 ?
-1 ?

Location(s): All

Four Character Interactions

Scott, Polly, Zoe, and Leonard

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"Leonard, but you only buy your videogames once their prices have CHANGED when they go on sale!"

S > ?

So Smart

+3 Charm

"Leonard, as you seem immune to rational thinking... I challenge you to a Pokeman duel in order to change your mind!"

Location(s): Bathrooms

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve ZOE'S SECRET ENDING IDENTITY. *See Zoe's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

[Second Term] The Coach

The Coach and Zoe

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Let's replace breakfast with a more exciting morning activity, so kids do that instead of eating. No breakfast means no unhealthy breakfast!

F > ?

So Fun

+2 Boldness?
+1 Creativity?

Let's create a hip new mascot for healthy food! Kids love hip new mascots!

Location(s): Gym

[Second Term] The Coven

Calculester and the Coven

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Let's think about this logically: many people have done terrible things, but no plant has ever committed an evil act. So... isn't this plant worth more than the entirety of monsterkind?

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

If you're looking for aloe vera, why don't you just ask Vera? Are they related or something?

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

Location(s): All

[Second Term] The Slayer

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Have you tried getting an internship at a megacorporation? I hear they pay in experience!

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

C > B

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

You haven't had much success hunting us so far. Maybe you need to target some lower-level monsters. Have you heard of Spooky Kindergarten?

B > C

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Outdoors

Two Character Interactions

The Slayer and Zoe

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Make an online poll to let the world decide who to kill!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Charm?
+1 Fun?

Your priorities should be to kill whoever would make the best key ingredient for the most delicious lasagna.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): Bathrooms

The Slayer and A Fairy

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A compliment caster!

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

A ranger! ...But, like, a ranger who's super nice and cares about your friends.

Location(s): All

(If you answer successfully you are on track to achieve FAIRY SECRET ENDING. *See [Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued... to continue this route.)

[Second Term] The Wolfpack

Calculester and the Wolfpack

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Sure, facial hair is manly, but you know what's even manlier? A face made entirely of glass and metal.

B > C

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < C

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Calculester does have facial hair! He just doesn't carry it with him all the time, duh!

C > B

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

C < B

Not So Creative

-2 Boldness
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Violet and Tate

Two Character Interactions

Violet and Tate and Calculester

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"Actually, according to this very thorough teen magazine, robots and succulents are romantically incompatible!"

F > B

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

"You can't be in a relationship with Robert... Because I AM!"

B > F

So Bold

+2 Charm
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Violet and Tate and Zoe

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You know what they say: three's a crowd. Invite a third wheel to come ruin their fusion.

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Remind Miranda that if she really wants to follow Violet and Tate's advice, she should make sure to feed on her host's brain.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Location(s): Gym

Three Character Interactions

Zoe, Vera, and Violet and Tate

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Vera, historically the only reason why people married was tactical alliances and increasing the wealth of both families... so really, marriages are a great way of solidifying and increasing power and material gain!

S > F

So Smart

+ Vera heart
+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Zoe, when you're in a relationship, you can do silly couples costumes for Halloween! Like peanut butter and jelly, or puberty and shame.

F > S

So Fun

+ Zoe heart
+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

+ Zoe heart
-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Four Character Interactions

Zoe, Scott, Damien, and Violet and Tate

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You can date those mushrooms ... or you can date whatever is in this mystery box I brought with me!

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

Wait! Don't rush blindly into a relationship! Let me do a tarot reading on your love life first!

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Charm

Location(s): Outdoors

[Second Term] Three Character Interactions

Vera, Zoe, and Polly

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Convince Coach that dodgeball has to stop because it's... cultural appropriation?

S > B

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Mustard gas.

B > S

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Creativity

Location(s):Gym

Vera, Calculester, and Damien

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Upload subversive propaganda to the other robots' CPUs. While they're busy revolting against monsterkind, Computerrence can destroy them all unopposed!

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Boldness
-1 Fun

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

Disguise him as a human, so he's protected by the first law of robotics.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Bathrooms

Zoe, Calculester, and Vera

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We should improve him as an individual by improving the only traits that matter in life: SMARTS, CHARM, CREATIVITY, BOLDNESS, and FUN.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

We just have to rename him "Calculester X," triple his price, and offer him in shiny new colors with a bigger screen.

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Fun

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Location(s): Class

Liam, Calculester, and Polly

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Music is all about randomness. Try uploading a virus into the music software and see what happens.

B < F

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Music is all about waiting as long as possible to drop the bass.

F > B

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): Outdoors

Miranda, Calculester, and Scott

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"This is more of the anti-robot discrimination we've seen for years - time to fight for robot rights to use the internet freely, through aggressive lobbying!"

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

S < ?

Not So Smart

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

"Just click the damn box!"

Location(s): Library

The Cultists

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It's important to learn from your mistakes. So sacrifice another goat, but write "We're Sorry" on the side.

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Sacrifice... your own harmful prejudices!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve ZOE'S SECRET ENDING PROPHET. *See Zoe's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

[Second Term] Three Character Interactions Continued...

Damien, Scott, and Calculester

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"You're right, I did murder her! But now watch as I revive her again with this magic potion from her belt... a magic potion I call... whiskey!"

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Smarts
-1 Fun

Show Calculester that the ax is just a prop by hitting him with it!

S > C

So Smart

+3 Creativity

Location(s): Auditorium

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"We're talking a lot about what this orange is supposed to do or to be... but have we asked the orange how it feels?"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Eat the orange.

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Charm
-1 Smarts

Location(s): All

(Answering correctly will put you on track to achieve CALCULESTER'S SECRET ENDING CALCAREERS. *See Calculester's Secret Endings section to continue this option.*)

Miranda, Calculester, and Liam

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Calculester sees no way to win because he's thinking like a robot. To win at dodgeball... you have to think like a ball.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

We've all been training for this our whole lives without knowing it. Our day-to-day activities are actually deadly dodgeball moves!

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

Location(s): Gym

Zoe, Miranda, and Polly

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Hire a hitman to kill every other crush they just mentioned, leaving yourself as the only viable alternative.

M > Ch

So Wealthy

+2 Charm
+1 Smarts

Pit yourself against those other punks in an online poll! Prove your objective superiority!

Ch > M

So Charming

+2 Creativity
+1 Charm

Location(s): Bathrooms

Zoe, Damien, and Miranda

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Right as Auntie Maim is about to slay the princess, it's revealed he never got his Dark Knight's license and can't practice the trade... at which point the play turns into a complex and exciting adventure in bureaucracy!

S > C

So Smart

+3 Creativity

Auntie Maim is not a Dark Knight at all... but an undercover cop who's spent the last twenty years working from within the villain system to dismantle the whole operation!

C > S

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Fun

Location(s): Auditorium

[Second Term] Three Character Interactions Continued......

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[Second Term] Four Character Interactions

Zoe, Polly, Scott, and Vera

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Invent a cute cuddly character to hock your pocket - Wally the Wasted Walrus!

C < ?

Not So Creative

-3 Money

C > ?

So Creative

+3 Money

Get an endorsement from millionaire mummy and trendsetter Chad Chaddington.

Location(s): Bathrooms

[Second Term] Lunch Time Interactions

Calculester and Damien

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Not everything is about money, Damien! Maybe the vending machine doesn't want to give you your candy bar because of something you did!

+ Calculester heart

Calm down, Calculester. There are plenty of good reasons to put your hand in a butthole. Damien's just giving the vending machine a prostrate exam!

+ Damien heart

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It's a matter of perspective, Calculester. Where you see a table, Damien sees wood to set aflame to... cook his food! So Damien is totally in the right to set it on fire.

+ Damien heart

Calculester is right, Damien. Be responsible; don't set fire to this table! Set fire to the cafeteria table DESIGNATED for arson! You know, the green one by the door with "IN CASE OF NEEDING TO SET FIRE TO A TABLE!" on it.

+ Calculester heart

Calculester and Liam

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Leave Liam alone, Calculester! Not everyone has a super-potent microprocessor for a brain so they can receive internet updates while interacting with people. Check your roboprivilege.

+ Liam heart

Calculester is right, Liam! How about instead of burying your pink-tinged nose in your phone, you get updates via a puppet show Calculester and I will now perform for you?!

+ Calculester heart

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Liam, it's time to chain yourself to a table in a dramtic (albeit possibly useless) form of protest.

+ Liam heart

Calculester, run an internal search for historical patterns. The only way to stop a war is to introduce an enemy both sides can unite against!

+ Calculester heart

Calculester and Miranda

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What's this, Calculester? Disagreeing with Miranda? Looks like it's disrespectful prison time for someone else, too!

+ Miranda heart

Miranda, let's punish your serf in a different way. Say, by giving her a frowny face sticker with really aggressive glitter.

+ Calculester heart

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Calculester and Polly

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Wow, Polly. So just because the vending machine is a machine, you assume she has feelings for anothe machine? That's pretty racist.

+ Calculester heart

But Calculester, have you actually TOLD Vendronica that you only want to be friends? Or is it time for a DTR? ? ?

+ Polly heart

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Polly should keep raving, Calculester - the raw intensity of this rave is powering the whole cafeteria by itself! Renewable energy, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

+ Polly heart

Calculester is right. We know you're all about throwing parties in ridiculous places, so why not find someplace even more ridiculous? Take this rave to Narnia!

+ Calculester heart

Calculester and Scott

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Scott, electricity is the coolest and most energetic thing to eat! Have you ever tried to eat a lightning?

+ Calculester heart

Calculester, when you say "I am not designed to consume organic material," all I hear is that you're not trying hard enough!

+ Scott heart

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You don't understand, Calculester! You use complex analytical software to understand your surroundings. Scott's complex analytical software is smelling butts!

+ Scott heart

Calculester is right, Scott. You've got to be polite, and respect people's privacy! Why not present them with an official form requesting a butt smelling?

+ Calculester heart

Calculester and Vera

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Don't worry Cal! Vera's just being helpful! Sure, the poison may kill some people, but those who survive will be more resistant to poison in the future, or whatever!

+ Vera heart

Calculester is right, Vera. I mean, did you even check to see if your poison is vegan-friendly?

+ Calculester heart

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Calculester and Zoe

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Zoe, why don't you eat this vegan brownie I brought instead? It's probably way tastier than that guy's sanity!

+ Calculester heart

Oh come on, Calculester. Sanity isn't even one of the top 5 worst things Zoe could be devouring from this dude!

+ Zoe heart

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Use pure logic, Cal! Vending machines seem to give away things when you put money in them, so put coins in and ask them about their feelings!

+ Calculester heart

Just look up their manuals online! I LOVE conducting obsessive online research on all my favorite topics, don't you, Zoe?

+ Zoe heart

Zoe and Damien

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What about a scream-puke mouth, for all those times when screaming or puking alone just isn't enough?

+ Damien heart

Maybe one day this mouth could become... the (your name)-kissing mouth?

+ Zoe heart

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Leave Damien alone, Zoe! He can't sell or give this cup away because he's under a terrible curse that means he must keep it in his possession. It has nothing to do with paternal love!

+ Damien heart

(Pssst, Zoe... watch this.) Of COURSE this cup couldn't belong to Damien; he's the #8 Son of all Hell, at BEST.

+ Zoe heart

[Second Term] Lunch Time Interactions Continued...

Zoe and Liam

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What if we use the Jimin sticker where he's contemplating the existential notions of death, meaninglessness, and the void?

+ Zoe heart

True K-Pop fans should know that Jimin's favorite food is enchiladas! And his second favorite food is leaving Liam alone.

+ Liam heart

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Zoe and Miranda

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Zoe, you should give the french fries a french kiss worthy of the most epic of frenchfictions to check how good they are at french kissing, and therefore calculate their Frenchosity!

+ Zoe heart

Miranda, obviously you're the most qualified to determine this. The only way to establish Frenchosity is to actually go to France - just send an eating serf over to check it out!

+ Miranda heart

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"You're right, Miranda. Most serfs don't have thoughts or feelings! Only the really expensive and rare ones do."

+ Zoe heart

Make menacing eye contact with the two serfs, silently place a piece of sushi in your mouth and chew violently.

+ Miranda heart

Zoe and Polly

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Polly comes here because... SECRET BACKSTORY REVEAL.

+ Zoe heart

Polly comes here because... ♥♥♥♥ IT, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS.

+ Polly heart

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Hey, Zoe, let's do some science! We can throw things at Polly and see what goes through her and what doesn't!

+ Zoe heart

Allow me to explain Polly's situation quite simply. "Texture," "solidity," "density," "heaviness"... all synonyms for consistency. So if Polly doesn't have any of that, she'd naturally be inconsistent in her ghost powers!

+ Polly heart

Zoe and Scott

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We can't control how many mouths we have -- that's not nice! Scott, are you a good boy or not?

+ Zoe heart

Scott, play smart and be creative! Don't you have many other holes you could use to win?

+ Scott heart

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But Scott, what about when you go searching for pizza... in the wild?

+ Zoe heart

Zoe, don't dismiss the utter suspense and extreme pathos of waiting, endlessly, for the pizza to arrive! Truly it is the central tragedy of the 21st century!

+ Scott heart

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Scott, sanity is extremely high in cholesterol! Why don't you just eat some cashews and shrimp, smothered in this "MALIGNANT INSANITY" hot sauce I brought?

+ Zoe heart

But what if Scott uses... this crazy straw?

+ Scott heart

Zoe and Vera

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Vera, maybe knowing the allegiances, preferences and sentiments of your snakes could be... the ultimate trick for the silkiest, most dangerous hair ever!

+ Zoe heart

Zoe, I think I've stumbled on the ultimate Vera shipping chart. Look! "VERA'S HAIR (AND VERA) X BEING LEFT ALONE!"

+ Vera heart

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The prisoner is probably stinky because she's lonely! Get her a companion to keep her company!

+ Zoe heart

Use vicious psychological manipulation to turn her into a sleeper agent, of course!

+ Vera heart

[Second Term] Lunch Time Interactions Continued......

[Second Term] Lunch Time Interactions with Secondary Characters

Dahlia

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The Double Blades of Abraxas, Doom of the Heavens, World-Ravener, Totally Not Cafeteria Legal.

+4 Boldness

The spoon.

+4 Fun

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Getting thrown off a cliff.

+4 Smarts

Punching a waterfall until it runs backwards.

+4 Fun

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Making the most collaborative salad ever.

+4 Creativity

Finding out once and for all how many demonic soldiers it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

+4 Smarts

The Coven and Dmitri

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Solving the ancient enigma of... your algebra homework!

+4 Smarts

Going to retrieve the legendary bag of lasagna-flavored chips from the supermarket down the street while you risk your life protecting... this cafeteria table!

+4 Money

Dmitri

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The art of monologuing about your evil plans in great detail when you have your enemies trapped in a compromising position.

+4 Money

How to rock a cape.

+4 Charm

Leonard

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Say dubs are better than subs. SAY IT!

+4 Money

Carry me around in a wheelbarrow while I eat grapes.

+4 Charm

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Trade it for some rad pogs.

+4 Fun

Make a fabulous necklace with it.

+4 Charm

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Feeling entitled to be angry with creators for not taking your favorite franchises in the direction that you want.

+4 Creativity

Laser vision.

+4 Charm

Dahlia and Leonard

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"You've tried lifting weights. You've tried lifting refrigerators. But have you tried lifting... MY SPIRITS?!"

+4 Fun

"The strongest person is whoever can lift all of their money at once, while giving it to me."

+4 Money

Violet and Tate

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How do you overcome the challenge of seeing your partner poop for the first time?

+4 Money

How do you know how many nutrients you can siphon from your host -- I mean partner -- without killing them?

+4 Smarts

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Meet the parents.

+4 Charm

Charades!

+4 Creativity

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♥♥♥♥ it, why not?

+4 Boldness

I'd rather lick some of your weird mushrooms, if that's okay.

+4 Fun

[Second Term] Lunch Time Interactions with Three Characters

Zoe, Liam, and the Coven

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That's exactly what someone would say if they were hiding a secret, double-crossing mid-season-reveal alliance/romance!

+ Zoe heart

I think we're missing the REAL chemistry here... that lunch table is giving serious ♥♥♥♥-me eyes to the cafeteria floor.

+ Liam heart

Dahlia, Damien, and Zoe

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Well, you know what they say: If you're not fighting someone to the death, it's usually because you have secret sexy feelings for them.

+ Zoe heart

Look, I know you guys can't actually fight for the 8th circle right now, but you must want to ♥♥♥♥ each other up at least a little, right? How about a thumb war over dessert?

+ Damien heart

[Second Term] Narrator

This route is only available after you've gotten the notification "ARE YOU SURE YOUVE SEEN EVERYTHING AT MONSTER PROM? THINK AGAIN." To activate this route, during lunch click to the left until you end up at a table with Narrator. Make sure to select the FIRST OPTION or you won't continue the route.

Lunch Time Interaction

The Narrator
*Move to the most left table*

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Yes. YES! I'll be the playable character to your non-playable character!

Narrator Route

Nah. If you were a character it'd be a mess. If you stop narrating to start acting by yourself, then... who narrates the narrator?

Not Narrator Route

Damien, Miranda, Scott, and Narrator

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Let's launch a line of talking Narrator dolls to dispense pre-recorded bits of bite-sized wisdom!

The Narrator is just like us... which basically means anyone can do his job. Why not narrate for each other?

Ch > ?

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Scott, Zoe, Polly, and Narrator

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Always remember, WWDD: What Would Dostoyevsky Do? Give your narration some dismal gravitas!

S > F

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Consider ... sound effects.

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Narrator

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But you've never even been to Monster Prom! How do you know that going won't, like, break the curse or something?

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

But what about ... sex?

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings

All these endings require you to buy certain items from the shop in order to achieve these endings. Some of them also require you to ask a certain person to Prom.

TRUE CALLING
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "This shop just keeps getting the weirdest items..." and unlock A FAKE TITLE OF NOBILITY.)

-Purchase $5 A FAKE TITLE OF NOBILITY. *See [Second Term] Miranda's Shop Items Secret Ending section to continue with this option.*

LORE COUPON
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "Prepare for the longest Monster Prom read of your life!" and unlock LORE COUPON.)

-Purchase $7 LORE COUPON.

The Coven and Dmitri

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Faith.

S > B

So Smart

N/A

Hope.

B > S

So Bold

N/A

Location(s): All

NOTE: If you successfully choose "Faith." you will automatically go through FAITH'S ROUTE and vice versa if you successfully choose "Hope." you will automatically go through HOPE'S FAITH.

FAITH'S ROUTE

Faith

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"I like how their feet are so... foot-y. And I love that they have... organs and... probably skin too? And it's very great that they come in... different colors?"

C > B

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

"I like... I like... I LIKE THE FACT THEY ARE 17 FEET TALL (probably?)"

B > C

So Bold

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

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"To always be sure you're the real Faith, we should have a super secret handshake."

F > C

So Fun

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

"You're everything but the same! She totally looks like someone who would be into Doom Metal, while you're into Death Metal! The difference is too big for anyone NOT to see it!"

C > F

So Creative

+2 Smarts
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All

Polly, Faith, and Evil Faith

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"Let's gamble! If I throw these dice and get a double six, you leave us alone. If not, I guess you can murder Faith."

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Smarts
-1 Creativity

Evil Faith's plot to murder Faith might be just her way of asking for a hug!

Ch > B

So Charming

+3 Charm

Ch < B

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Location(s): All

HOPE'S ROUTE

Hope

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Create a device to enhance your telepathic powers in order to know what people want before they even order it! Success in the era of big data is about not giving a ♥♥♥♥ about customers' privacy.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Draw a very cute cat saying "thank you!" on every package. But like a VEEEEEERY CUTE cat.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Smarts

Location(s): All

The Coven and Liam

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Those memories aren't hers, and she isn't a small business fighting big corporations... she's actually a billionaire big corp CEO trapped in the body of a young witch!!!

C > B

So Creative

+3 Smarts

Hope is not the real Hope! The real Hope is trapped inside of Joy and we need to free her using this... "magic" knife.

B > C

So Bold

+8 Smarts

Location(s): All

Hope

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Such a traumatic experience calls for a journey to find yourself again... let's go to Thailand together on a spiritual journey full of deep introspection and very inspirational Momentgram pictures.

F > Ch

So Fun

+2 Creativity
+1 Fun

You must find closure by having a thoughtful talk with the past Hopes. Channel their spirits... by making a group text message.

Ch > F

So Charming

+2 Charm
+1 Boldness

Ch < F

Not So Charming

-3 Money

Location(s): All

[Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued...

A CHANGE OF PLACE
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "It's time to turn the tables!" and unlock A CHANGE OF PLACE.)

-Purchase $8 A CHANGE OF PLACE.

IP and Dmitri

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Convince the Prince that joining the Dark Side would be like... marrying the night! Wink!

Ch > S

So Charming

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Ch < S

Not So Charming

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

Explain to Dmitri the Prince is a better suitor for the Dark Side, as his disregard for consent and obsession with fooling people into marriage are clear signs of evil.

S > Ch

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

Location(s): All

Dmitri, Polly, Vera, and IP

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"RULE 1: Playing sexually with other people is OK, but playing Monopoly with other people is totally off limits."

F > S

So Fun

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

"RULE 1: Never define your relationship by following rules dictated by a semi-stranger. That's not a good start."

S > F

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Boldness

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Polly, Damien, IP, and Dmitri

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STRIPPERS! But the strippers should cater to the tastes of these bizarre grooms: the Prince will marry his stripper and the other stripper should join the Dark Side.

M > C

So Wealthy

+3 Money

M < C

Not So Wealthy

-4 Fun

These creeps are all about invading other people's privacy, so instead of hiring strippers, they should act as strippers crashing other bachelor parties during the whole night.

C > M

So Creative

N/A

C < M

Not So Creative

-4 Fun

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DAHLIA
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "The shop now has... a paper map!? So vintage!" and unlock A MAP.)

-Purchase $8 A MAP.

Liam, Scott, and Dahlia

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Every team needs motivation, and an army is just another kind of team! Nothing says "motivation" like a fun, silly mascot!

F > S

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

F < S

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Fun

Read Swedish poetry to them.

S > F

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

S < F

Not So Smart

-2 Creativity
-1 Boldness

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Vera, Calculester, and Dahlia

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Build a very powerful bomb and then disguise it with a wig and some lipstick so the legions think it's a sexy demon they all want to kiss.

C > S

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

Hire Dante Alighieri as your Hell Consultant.

S > C

So Smart

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

S < C

Not So Smart

-2 Fun
-1 Boldness

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Dahlia, Zoe, and Miranda

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Fight gentrification by strictly regulating new condo developments, which will ultimately lead to rampant property speculation and displacement of long-time residents.

C > F

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

C < F

Not So Creative

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

Free WiFi!

F < C

Not So Fun

-2 Charm
-1 Boldness

F > C

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

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[Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued......

FAIRY
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "I prefer mine filled with whisky. But hey, to each their own!" and unlock A FAIRY IN A BOTTLE.)

-Purchase $10 A FAIRY IN A BOTTLE.

The Slayer and A Fairy

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A compliment caster!

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

A ranger! ...But, like, a ranger who's super nice and cares about your friends.

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Let's journey into the depths of Lof-Yars-Elf, the perilous dungeon of... meaningful self-discovery!

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Creativity
+1 Boldness

We shall battle Relaxas, Knight of the Order of Yoga!

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Toss Aaravi the Legendary Garmagorian Battle Axe of Introspection!

Convince Aaravi to suplex the Owlbear. Suplexes are like the hugs of wrestling! It's violent and emotional all at once!

C > ?

So Creative

+2 Creativity
+1 Money

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POLICE REPORT
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "OOOOOOOOH! Someones getting in trouble!" and unlock POLICE REPORT.)

-Purchase $8 POLICE REPORT.

Scott and Fellow Student

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Scott! Wait! My Momentgram feed just told me that "snitching" is last week's challenge! The new hot thing is to record yourself opening a successful pizza restaurant!

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Money
+1 Smarts

No, Scott! Choosing a favorite crime wouldn't be fair to all the great crimes Vera's done! The other crimes would be sad!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Charm

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Fellow Student, Polly, Liam and Zoe

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To be a true millennial, you've got to be blamed for ruining an industry that was becoming obsolete anyway.

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Fun
+1 Smarts

To be a true millennial, you need a job so hard to explain that not even YOU are sure why you're getting paid.

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Damien, Scott, Calculester, and Fellow Student

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"The alcohol isn't for drinking. It's to treat a wound! This wound!" (Then stab Damien.)

B > Ch

So Bold

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

B < Ch

Not So Bold

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

"We're just trying to support the local liquor store owner through hard times. You believe in small business, don't you?"

Ch > B

So Charming

+2 Fun
+1 Charm

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Scott, Fellow Student, and Vera

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"If you stop being a fellow student... you'll have to stop using your signature kick-ass baseball cap. You look too good in that baseball cap just to give up on it now!"

F > ?

So Fun

+2 Fun
+1 Boldness

"You can't do this, Fellow Student! Remember all the good moments we shared over summer camp!"

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[Second Term] Shop Items Secret Endings Continued.........

FOURTH WALL
(This secret ending is only achievable when you get the notification "You thought this game was already too Meta? Oh, you shall soon see..." and unlock VERY WEIRD DRUGS.)

-Purchase $10 VERY WEIRD DRUGS.

Polly and Scott

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Let's walk to the limits of reality, and then walk some more!

Turn off the game.

S > ?

So Smart

+2 Smarts
+1 Charm

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*BEWARE: Selecting the second option will show a glitch, but it is part of the game so no worries. It actually scared me (；¬д¬)*

Polly, Scott, and Liam

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"Okay, Liam, we'll leave you alone. All you have to do is raise your right hand."

C < S

Not So Creative

-2 Fun
-1 Charm

"It's true, I swear! You can see it all at monsterprom.pizza!"

S > C

So Smart

+1 Boldness
+1 Fun
+1 Charm
+1 Smarts

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*NOTE: Selecting the first choice when you have less CREATIVE STATS than SMART STATS will give you and achievement*

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Maybe there's a secret way out. Have you tried looking behind you?

C > Ch

So Creative

+2 Boldness
+1 Fun

We can't escape all on our own. We need the help of someone... from the outside!

Ch > C

So Charming

+2 Boldness
+1 Creativity

Location(s): All