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Why the Strontium Stove Pipe is goated

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Why is the SSP the best hat in the game?

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Here are some fun facts about Strontium

Some facts about fabric ( what the scotsman's stove pipe is made out of ) lol

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It is made out of Strontium, Strontium sells for $100 per 100 grams, on average a stove pipe weighs around 3 pounds which is 1360.78 grams. Do the maths. ( Expensive hat )
It may be heavy BUT, if you look closely it has a vent that could double as an aerodynamic feature, and if you dont know how aerodynamics work, well its simple:

Therefore by wearing the strontium stove pipe, you will be faster. that means a faster rollout :)
Good Ventilation, No sweat on your forehead. no sweaty hair. no more waiting for winter to frag
Rarely seen because simpletons don't understand quantum physics and aerodynamics

Here are some fun facts about Strontium

About 99% of the strontium in the human body is concentrated in the bones. ( strong bones = strong frags )
Several different forms of strontium are used as medicine.
A radioactive form of strontium may kill some cancer cells.

Some facts about fabric ( what the scotsman's stove pipe is made out of ) lol