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why balloon zombie is a sex offender

By tommy

This is my ressons on why balloon zombie is a sex offeder

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1 Feb, 2021 @ 5:52am

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Reson 1: He has balloon to lure kids

Reson 2; he wears a papeller hat to make people think he is innocent

Reson 3: he float instead of walk becaose he want to violate people fastr

Final Reson: he were 1 shoe

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Reson 1: He has balloon to lure kids

now not only is ballon zombie a sex offeder but he is also a pedofile he has a ballon that will make any kid burs from they boots and jump to go get the ballon

Reson 2; he wears a papeller hat to make people think he is innocent

whern you see someone with a papeller hat last thing you will thinked is that they are a sex offender but that is wear you are wrong, baloon zombie tricks you to think he is innocent but that is not the case

Reson 3: he float instead of walk becaose he want to violate people fastr

balon zombie will flote over all your defeses so he will be able to take vrginity faster

Final Reson: he were 1 shoe

he only hasd one shoe wich is a well know tactic of sex offeder to confuse you when you see they feet

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if you see a balloon zombie pls contact local othorites keep yourself, wife, and kid safe

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