You probably understand the stock market already so I won't explain it. On the fish tab of the stock market find ZOOP. ZOOP bottoms out at 0.87 and can go as high as it wants. I suggest selling it around 20, but it's not uncommon for it to reach 40-80. This literally multiplies your money by 20, and since its a percentage it's exponential.


Low: 0.87 - ~3.00
You can multiply your money by 3 really quickly, REMEMBER TO DISABLE EYES OF CORPORATE INSIGHT IF YOU HAVE THEM. This allows you to buy significantly more at once by mashing the buy button. It's not uncommon for the menu to bug out and not accept input. Swap the stock you're looking at and switch back to ZOOP for it to accept input again. If you have any sort of macro software make one that clicks as fast as it can. You'll want to use it on the buy/sell 100 option.

If ZOOP reaches 5 dollars BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. ITS ABOUT TO GO INTO THE TENS.

Massive Money mode: (0.87-5.XX) - (20.00-60.00)

Once you pull out you'll need to buy the eyes of corporate insight. Gain 6 figures and put it all in at 0.87. The next step will be your final to becoming the King of Flesh.

Completing Mall Madness triggers an event on the stock market where nearly everything POPS OFF. Watch ZOOP go as high as you like. Hundreds? Thousands? Wanna break the integer limit and see your wallet turn into a black hole? Turn on the eyes of corporate insight and become massively wealthy. This game is now a simulation of working for the Clintons. Buy anything you want; Kill anyone you want. Free yourself and dehumanize.

dont play apartment atrocity, that stops the stocks from rising. play it once you have Copious Currency™

thank you loyal comment leavers for coining the term of the generation of strong men; the ZOOPMAXXERS






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the following is additive by co-contributors and does not reflect the zooply gains. non-experimental currency acquisition follows.

while ZOOPmaxxing and abusing the GamesGames short squeeze is amazing, it's limited. you might want to experience the rest of the game, instead of waiting for your balance to overflow into the negative. you may want to go further beyond. for this you want to enter the world of fish. you must become one with fish, understand the fish. discover the grand illusion. become the fish you want to be. invest. ceo mindset.

since fish are on the market, if you inflated the price now's Prime Time for Fish Time

in the level sin space engineering, turn around and go to the island. this is it. the best weapon in the game. unlock weapons by beating the level with them dump ass

the level Casino Catastrophe's waters contain two fish of interest. the Wheel of Fortune, which has a fixed price of $1,000,000, and the Wheel of Pain, at $2,000,000. to obtain these rare artifacts, you simply have to go fishing. the quickest, easiest, and probably safest spot is near the start. enter the casino, take a left, kill, keep going, door on the left, keep going. there is a body of sewage which you can fish in. just like the bioneers did.

the level Office's pond contains the DOSFish, valued at a fixed price of $3,000,000. fishing in this level is far easier compared to Casino Catastrophe, as you start at a body of water, instead of having to crawl through the Shi​tPit™.

KEEP IN MIND THAT THE FISH MENTIONED IN THIS SECTION ARE RARE AS HELL AND MAY TAKE YOU A WHILE TO OBTAIN. YOU MAY WANT TO ADOPT A FISHERMAN-ALIGNED MINDSET. WAKE UP EARLY LIKE FRED.

Hi Zoopmaxxers, Marlboro Gorbino here, I wanted to tell you that I have zero idea if this investment strategy still works. Any risk taken investing in the Zyklon BioMarket® is your own. A guy made a guide about the ticker $CIV because he used this guide as investment advice, failed, and lost everything. Or did he?

The user in question who I cannot name without having this guide censored by those up top who don't want you knowing this million credit investment strategy is actually a phony.

Still believe he actually didn't get anything out of investing in $ZOOP? Here's the facts:

• He made a YouTube video.
  
• The YouTube video in question is his most popular with 200% of the views of the video preceding it.
  
• YouTube's threshold to insert mid-roll ads is eight minutes, the runtime of his video guide is 8:30.

He aimed to grow his YouTube channel after describing his inferior investment strategy!

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According to the fish investment analyst and co-author, the game's market programming has not changed since this guide released. How could $CIV be more efficient? Well the simple answer is this: It isn't!
actually idk



I theorize that he:

1. Failed to use the guide and went bankrupt on his save file.
   
2. Picked a new ticker on his new save.
   
3. Realized how he could ride the success of $ZOOP like nobody had before him.

It was the perfect crime, until I bothered to look into it a few years after and put to work basic cognitive skills.

Anyways, out of character: I hope this guide helped you to moneymaxx without cheating. Please stop doing a furry's bidding flaming me, it's incredibly retarded.

Co-Contributor and Investor First Class Winston Gorbino here, hoping to clarify a few issues and really explain the benefits and drawbacks of both CIV and ZOOP.

The short version: CIV is (sort of) consistent, but insanely slow to profit, even after Mall Madness. ZOOP is a gamble, but has the potential of METEORIC returns. CIV is “safe” and slow - an investment choice for cowards. ZOOP is the choice of Risk Takers and Heartbreakers, only for those who would blaze their own trail and embark on a radiant path.

CIV is consistently low so you can dump cash into it easily and get massive gains after Mall Madness because of more stocks. However, the price of CIV hardly increases while the market is going bonkers. CIV works as a volatile “penny stock” - a cheap investment with potentially massive returns - but by the time you’re seriously abusing the market and considering these strategies, you should generally have enough money for something better.

In all seriousness, please stop spamming our comments section. CIVMaxxing is an ineffective meme strategy that was made up by a retarded furry who wrote his (poorly researched!) guide entirely to spite us and grow his YouTube channel. I admit, I respect his hustle, but it’s incredibly embarrassing for all parties involved, including ourselves.



For the rest of you, we love you all. Zoop 2 da moon 4eva. Winston out.