Not at all a problem!

Contrary to what people might think, microwaves these days are very advanced gaming controllers. Most models from 2005 and later have an auto move feature integrated by default.

To activate it you need to put something metallic inside and press cook.

Hope this helps!

im playing on my microwave

why doeas Whipple Dippie have the same pfp as me

Thanks i didn't know the controls you are my angel

lol this is a funny post

You just save me, now i can walk, thank you

Some mysteries cannot be answered, unfortunately :(
Science has not yet reached such point.

how do i move my eyes

Amazing, glad I could help!

You can scope by installing call of duty (any you like), find a sniper rifle and press/hold right click.
Hope this helps as well :D

I only knew how to look around and crouch before i read this, thanks for the help. How do i scope btw?