Not all options are always available.
Some options may be random but I haven't done them enough to know for sure or not.

AAAAAA
1 - RUUUUUUUUUUN
(Nothing happens)
2 - Kill it with fire
(+Daring | +20% speed)
(-30 HP from a human)
A DRAGON
1 - Destiny is waiting for me! Summon critical luck and roll the dice.
(-Human if you lose)
(+10 tokens +Charmed Ring)
2 - Lovely dice! Lets grab em and scram while we can.
(+Abilities trigger 1.05 more)
AMAZING FCAT
1 - I think it's very funny! Pick this potion and keep on going in peace.
(Nothing happens)
2 - ????....
(Nothing happens)
3 - If you....
(+10 tokens)
ARCADE
1 - Play the Battlefield card.
1 - Break the cycle
(+Just a sword)
2 - Play the Graveyard card.
(+Just a sword +Elden Charmed Ring)
2 - Play the Graveyard card.
1 - Play the Battlefield card.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Break the cycle.
(+300 exp)
ARENA
1 - No thanks, just passing through
(Nothing happens)
2 - Let Human do it, they's cool!
(+30 tokens)
(-Human +10 tokens)
ASTROLOGERS
1 - Huh? What week?
(+1 Random Class Human)
(Nothing Happens)
BAR
1 - Ask no questions. Drink the glowing green liquid.
(Possible to reject it)
(+Boss-Savviness | You know the location of the boss room in advance.)
2 - Could you please tell us more about this place first?
1 - Ask no questions. Drink the glowing green liquid.
(Possible to reject it)
(+Boss-Savviness | You know the location of the boss room in advance.)
BEAST
1 - How cute! Lets catch and eat it
(-5% hp)
2 - O the greaf fluffy master, however did you get on that giant rock? You must have found great wisdom and immense power, please teach us master
1 - Pay 5 dumplings and recieve the masters lesson
(-5 food +No Touching | Fighters get ranged attack)
2 - How about I pet your cute little ears instead? Good boy
(Nothing happens)
BURNT CAR
1 - Come closer and inspect the car
(Nothing happens)
(If cultist +Bear Spirit | -20% mana +30% health for cultists)
2 - Burnt cars are boring. Let's move on.
(Nothing happens)
(If cultist +Bear Spirit | -20% mana +30% health for cultists)
CANO
1 - Who the f**k throws rocks like that? Let me show how it's done.
1 - Sure Ill give you a Shuriken. Just let me inspect the body first, we may find something useful.
(+Plasma Gun/human)
2 - First tell me who you are and how the hell you got here, Cano.
(+Nice Shoes | +20% Speed)
2 - Stop swearing, boy, or Ill make you wash your mouth - with soap!
1 - Wash Canos mouth with lead and steel
(Nothing happens)
(+Nice Shoes | +20% Speed)
2 - Ignore the boy and inspect the hanging body
(Nothing happens)
3 - Ignore the boy and inspect the hanging body
(Nothing happens)
CHEST
1 - Shoot first, think later
(+10 tokens if not mimic)
(+20 tokens if mimic)
(+50 food if mimic)
(Nothing happens)
(Maybe something else?)
2 (Let Human open the chest)
(-Human +50 food)
(+20 tokens)
(+Sailor Fuku)
(Maybe something else?)
CHERUBS
1 - They probably taste like chicken. Let the hunt begin. But like ranged hunt No Direct conflict.
(+35 food)
2 - Request an angelic blessing. Are we not worthy?
(+30 mana)
(Nothing happens)
COPTER
1 - Shoot it down and take the tokens. It has no chance.
(+10 tokens)
2 - Try to domesticate the small copter. Its a coin toss.
(+Copter Unit)
(Nothing happens)
COURSE
1 - This is exactly what we need! Let's trust the professionals!
(-20 tokens)
2 - This is exactly what we need! Burn the fraudster nest down!
(+13 tokens +30 food)
CRYPT
1 - Let's go in!
1 - Rob the crypt, leave the coffin. We've had enough marvels
(+30 tokens)
2 - O-pen! O-pen! O-pen!
(+Vampirisim | +4% hp on attack for fencers)
2 - Nah, let's keep on going
(See above)
CROCODILE HEAD
1 - Something about magical girls, Im not sure. Let me see again?
(+30 food)
2 - I don't believe he recognized me. Which is only natural, as I tend to maintain social distance from teeth.
(+30 food)
3 - How about instead of answering, we just skin you for a suitcase and a couple of leather belts?
(-Human +30 food)
(-Human +Crocodile Skin | +30% magic resist)
CUBE
1 - Think you're so cool, Cube? I can make you into a rectangle real quick.
(Nothing happens)
2 - What are you making Cube?
1 - Silently watch the artist work
(+300 exp)
2 Attack the cube silently. Hope it has something useful.
(Nothing happens)
CYBERVILLAGE
1 - Pillage! Mug Him! Grab his crops! What can a farmer and his unarmed robots do to us?
(-Human +50 food)
(+30 food)
2 - Buy 50 eggplants for 10 tokens. Mutually beneficial cooperation is better than conflict!
(-10 tokens +50 food)
DARKUS
1 - Er three. What is this stupid test?
1 - Freedom is the option to not answer stupid questions.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Freedom is being like a river flowing freely to infinity.
(+2 Humans +1 Darkus Shooter)
3 - Freedom is the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action.
(Nothing happens)
2 - I cant see any whole cars in this square broken into several smaller squares.
1 - I dont think we're androids. Although if Im honest, Ive no idea how to check.
(+2 Humans +1 Darkus Shooter)
2 - Quite so, android sibling! Let us walk together!
(+2 Humans +1 Darkus Shooter)
3 - What images? Are you high? Im just reading text and picking dialogue options.
(See above)
EYES
1 - No thank you, we'd rather keep using our own eyes.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Lets go, baby.
(+Neural Prosthetics | +30 dmg shooters)
(+Blindness | Shooters fight melee +30 tokens)
3 - What are the odds?
(See above)
FITNESS (Requires enough food to feed your units once)
1 - Stay a while and cardio.
(-X Food +Fit | +10% HP)
2 - Stay a while and work on biceps
(-X Food +Killer Abs | +10% Attack for melee)
3 - Next thing you'll suggest a see-saw!
(Nothing happens)
FROM HELL
1 - We've no idea where we are. Its also very possible you're still in hell. Lots of evil things here
1 - Sometimes it's wise to ask yourself whether what you're doing is dumb. And if it is, stop it.
(+Dreihander)
2 - Of course you must go on! Come with us! Something tells me, the way wont be too long.
(+Dreihander/human)
(Nothing happens)
2 - First trace history back a couple millenia. Then use GPS to reach Ancient Greece. Then ask some Greek.
(See above)
GUIDING STONE
1 - Go right
1 - Agree
(Sell random item for 2x its value)
2 - Nah Pawning things is, like, desperate.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Go left
(+10 tokens)
3 - Go ahead
(See above)
HOLOGRAM
1 - Sounds like an ordinary office job. Deal.
(+30 tokens +Inner Void | Food consumption +10%)
2 - Nah. We have just enough taste for life left to teeter on the edge of the Sacrificial Pit without jumping.
(+5 tokens)
IMPORTANT QUESTION
1 - Melon
(+15 tokens)
2 - Watermelon
(+10 tokens)
ISEKAI
1 - Who are you? Can you remember your past before the maze? Because we cant.
1 - This is a popadanets, people. An alternate-world-traveler. I hate these guys. Can we eat him?
(+Attack Bonus | +10% dmg)
2 - Eh, its no more insance than the rest of whats going in. You can be our lucky charm!
(+Plasma Gun/human)
MEATBALL
1 - Stand together and face the ball as a dance formation of shields, swords, and stale pretzels!
(-Human +30 food -Health Bonus | -20 hp fencers)
2 - Spread out! Stand as far from each other as you can and wait for the ball to pass.
(+Health Bonus | +50 hp for a class)
NINJA
1 - Down
1 - X
(Nothing happens)
2 - Forward + A
(+Chilly Attack | Slow enemy attack by 20% for mages)
3 - Back + A
(Nothing happens)
2 - Up
(Nothing happens)
3 - X
(Nothing happens)
ONE ARM BANDIT
1 - Rock
(+30 tokens possible overall)
2 - Scissors
(+30 tokens possible overall)
3 - Paper
(+30 tokens possible overall)
4 - We've no money for your games
(Nothing happens)

PILLS
1 - Take the red!
(+Blue Pill +5% Evasion)
2 - Blue. Of course.
(+Blue Pill +5% Evasion)
PROPHET
1 - Kill the nutso and loot his body.
(-1/2 Humans +20/40% dmg for some class)
2 - Collectively kneel before the power of Mighty dSpot.
(+20% dmg for healers)
(-10 food)
3 - Leave the prophet to his prayers and go.
1 - Sell the prophet some food.
(-15 food +20 tokens)
2 - Sorry aint got enough food for ourselves. Shoo.
(Nothing happens)
QUANTUM CLONING MACHINE
1 - One clone is enough for everyone!
(Copy 1 human)
2 - Let's try to get two clones.
(Copy 2 humans +20 food)
(Nothing happens)
SHROOMS
1 - Adventure time! YOLO! (Requires a Fencer on your team +20 Food)
(+50% exp)
2 - Me. Im the boring one.
(+50 food)
STORES
1 - Go to Steam
1 - Buy Rabbit-in-a-hat for 5 tokens.
(-5 tokens +Rabit-in-a-hat)
2 - Buy a Lightsaber for 4 tokens.
(-4 tokens +Lightsaber)
3 - I dont buy useless srap on sales.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Go to Epic
(+Crossbow)
SUIT
1 - Let one human go with the strange man.
(-Human +20 tokens)
2 - Dude just shoo will you? Or do you want to be hit on the head with a fridge?
(+20 tokens)
TABLET
1 - Launch it
(-10 food)
(+Motivation | +4% attack speed)
2 - Break the devils tool apart! Perhaps it has something that can serve as tokens inside.
(+9 tokens)
THE BOYS
1 - Is someone after you? We can protect you!
1 - Hey, Mom said I was super cool too!
1 - I actually meant your mom. A cornered man asked for our help, we won't refuse him!
(-Human +Harquebus +Plasma Gun)
2 - Oh, so it's a superhero! I hate the bastards. Except Saitama, of course, but he doesn't have OP powers.
(+30 food)
2 - I think you're in trouble, dude! We have enough of our own - just leave with those guys.
(+30 food)
2 - I think you're in trouble, dude! We have enough of our own - just leave with those guys.
1 - Yeah, we killed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
(+Plasma Gun)
2 - Nah, he died on his own.
(Nothing happens)
3 - You're one hell of a runner! You didn't bump into anyone, did you? Must be hard to maneuver at that speed?
(See above)
THE STRUCTURE
1 - Let Human check it out
(Nothing happens)
2 - Let Human and Human check it out
(+Newbie)
3 - Screw this. Let the whole lot of us barge in.
(+50% more newbies)
TOWER
1 - I heard it gives you cancer! We must run!
(Nothing happens)
2 - We could use it! Let's try to saw it off.
(+Mana Aura | Egghead enhancement)
(Nothing happens)
3 - 5 is penta in Latin. G is a unit of mass, gram. So 5G means pentagram. Its satans sign. We must destroy the unholy tower!
(Nothing happens)
UNTITLED GOOSE EVENTS
1 - Shoot the goose from whatever ranged weapon humans have.
(-10 tokens +Evasion | 20% Evasion for fighters)
2 - Try catching the goose without hurting it
(-Human +30 food)
V (If you have a human starting with the name 'V' something)
(-Human)
VOICE
1 - Who are you?
1 - Sounds way more fun than my life. How do I apply for this job?
(+20 tokens)
2 - This is horrible. How can I help you?
(+20 tokens)
3 - Nah Im good
1 - Yeah Sorry it was cold of me.
(+20 tokens)
2 - Nah this is stupid
(+20 tokens)
WINCHESTER
1 - Hey zombie wanna come with us? We play DnD when camping.
(Nothing Happens)
2 - Hey zombie wanna come with us? We can feed you brains.
(+300 exp)
3 - Hey zombie wanna come with us? We're going to a pub.
(+Zombie)
WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
1 - Move along. Luck doesn't like being tested.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Spin the wheel.
(+Panic | Newbies run away) or (Explosive Corpse? | Units Explode on death)
WORKERS
1 - Continue
1 - Back away quietly
(+Harquebus)
2 - Whats this? Who levels walls like that? Why does the floor curve? Get over here, Ill curve you
(20 tokens)
YOUNG MAN
1 - Remember that scene from Men in Black? The boy must be killed, its clearly a shapeshifting monster.
(Nothing happens)
2 - Wait. Arent you The Boy Who Lived?
1 - The boy's way too obnoxious. Time to go.
(Nothing happens)
2 - So what's the problem with magic.
(+Elden Charmed Ring/human)

OLD GOD
1 - Give it 5 cabbages
(+30 tokens)
(+Bite | Deal 1% of enemies HP as damage for fighters)
HOLE
1 - Lets Go Looking
(-5 newbies +All for one | Mega Newbie)
2 - Lets throw a couple of tokens there? For good luck!
(+25 tokens)
REAPER
1 - Find guy and don't kill him
(+30 tokens)
2 - Kill guy and return
(+Raise Dead | Cultists can raise zombies)
ZOMBIE LAB
1 - Find virus room and return
(-Human +500% egghead tower building)
(-Human +30 tokens)