Orc Massage
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Orc Massage

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Basic Orc's Guide to Groping
By ToxicCalamari
Because this game's tutorials aren't the best right now.
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The VIP Massages (The Main Girls)
The first massages you will do will look like this. Very basic I know, but lets explain what we have here.

Our goal ultimately is to get all the spots to the shape of a heart, and we do this by filling the circles from orange all the way to green.

You have the options of using Fists, Pinching, or Pressing with your palms.



The Controls
So here are our controls.

Z is our Fists. X is our Pinching. and C is our Palms. Off to the side is our stamina bar, this is how long we can massage for, and every action we use uses this up.


Fists are our area of effect move, and impact all spots around the target, indicated by a white circle.

Like so;


This move will cease as soon as any of the circles hit a heart level, or if a heart turns purple (More on that in a second) regardless of it it's the target location or not.


Our Fingers/Pinch is our single target, focus move. Use it to finish off singular spots that will be too troublesome to use fists on lest you form a purple heart. It has no AOE, and is a relatively safe move to make use of.


Now our palms are our mistake eraser, ideally you don't want to use these. But if you fill a heart to purple past green, it'll turn into an X like so.



Using your palms, or the C key, you can undo this mistake and get back on track, but this will reduce your stamina so avoid this if you can.

Thats the basics of the VIP massage controls.
Generic NPCs
Alright, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I think most players I've spoken with so far have struggled with this part.

THE RHYTHM GAME FOLLOWS A 1 2 3 4 BEAT. THE TYPE WHERE FOLKS CLAP AND SAY 1 2 3 4 TO THE BEAT OF THEIR CLAPS, THAT ONE. JUST SAY 1 2 3 4 AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET RELATIVELY GOOD TIMING DOWN.

Ultimately, it's a memory game, and a rhythm game mixed into one. The timing is fierce, and you will more then likely almost always walk away with at least 1 angry customer.

Basically you are to sit and memorize the pattern the customer gives you, consisting of these two icons.





If the NPC has a pinching icon, you're to time your click with the corresponding beat.

If the npc has a X, you do absolutely nothing. So yes sometimes you'll have clients that will give you money just to lay on your massage table for 5 seconds.

The timing as I said is rough though, and no guide I can give will instruct you on that outside of good old practice.

Upgrades
So far, I've only seen the training equipment upgrades so bear with me while I work on this guide.

We have three equipment upgrades we can make use of.

Dumbells. Grips. And Pushups.

Push ups increase your overall stamina, allowing you to massage for longer and go for higher ranks.

Grips increase the range of your fists AoE, which can be a blessing and a curse depending on how your luck fares.

And Dumbells increases the speed you massage, I believe this results in using less stamina per massage but that will require further testing.
"Special" Massage
So you finally did it, you're at the point where you get to *ahem* really help the girls relax.

Once again we're faced with a rather obtuse set of tutorials.

So first off we got the "Body Massage" section.



Thankfully this part is fairly basic. Just click and drag your hand until the circle around your hand turns red. It's a game of hot and cold. Don't drag your mouse around, and instead click in a few areas to avoid stamina loss.BE AWARE, that a lot of times the sweet spots can be on the very edges of the camera. And atm, due to slightly jank gameplay, may not be visible at all. (See Harpy's wing tips when she's exposing her back...)

Then we have the "Intimate Massage", this part is a little more obtuse, and I'm still figuring it out myself, but I will do my best to compartmentalize the info for you all.



Essentially your goal is to find the 3 "hearts" around the girls body. Once the area is found a red and white bar should appear.

Your goal is to drag your mouse around until the heart lands in the red bar, where it will slowly fill with green. Once it's fully green you can safely unclick and the heart will be filled on the bottom menu.

The girls sweet spots in this stage are always the same every time you reach it. For Example TGirl's sweetspots are always her vagoo, tail base, and tail tip, every time, without fail. Once you know the locations you can utterly blitz this stage.

Repeat this process 3 times, finding the heart spot, dragging your mouse around to get it into the sweet spot, and you win. Remember to use protection!
85 Comments
coconut_willy_97 18 Mar @ 7:43am 
There are nine pages of this. You know your game just needs a bit of language to explain it when there are 9 pages of people asking the exact same thing. Thank you!
stolenunder_spam 9 May, 2024 @ 7:47am 
You left-click to the beat on the normal customer game. There. Why has NO ONE said what to actually input? LEFT CLICK THE MOUSE to the beat (when there's a"pinch/green hand icon" after the initial 4 beats that show you either a red X or an orc hand)
LeoVisio 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:03pm 
God damm thank you. I was so confused as I was pressing when the bubble came up not after
Appreciate you!
Blade Master 42 22 Nov, 2023 @ 5:43am 
Something you might want to add to this- You can move the camera around and zoom it out, which can help for certain massage stages where key parts are at the edge of the camera or off it entirely.
ToxicCalamari  [author] 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:41pm 
If you mean the speech bubbles, no, you don't click at all that phase. It's basically a game of simon says. You'll see the speech bubbles, then you do what it says. So it'd be like 1(x) 2(pinch) 3(pinch) 4(x) for example to the beat of a 1 2 3 4
TheRacknker 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50am 
But you need to press when the pinch hands come up right? I dont press when the x comes up.
I press on the ms the hands come up. still fails.
ToxicCalamari  [author] 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm 
@theRacknker

Take a minute to clap your hands and attempt to get into the groove of the 1 2 3 4 beat.

The regular customer minigame follows that beat. The only button you need is the left mouse button. And the press must be in timed to one of the beats which are usually on 1 second intervals. I'd recommend looking up an online metronome or a metronome video to help, it is most certainly the hardest part of this game.
TheRacknker 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11am 
Reg customers minigame just does not work. It does not specify which button to press and no amount of precise press works
bookbot1 16 Mar, 2023 @ 7:16pm 
Sometimes you have to move a body part for the special massage (like the legs)
mchoufleur 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:02pm 
@Bean Juice 9000 omg THANK YOU i wouldn't have figured out the Elf without your scroll-out comment :squirtooh: @Friedrich Der Große put that in the guide plz :slimeamazed: