Reminder, even though that this isn't Pokemon Go. It's still important to stay alert about your IRL surroundings.

Please, grant your child the rolls, so this wonderful cat lady can come home.

This is mainly the prayers for a particular god of chance, RNGesus. Whether they're old or new, these are the prayers that I found (and occassionally made).

Note: Please feel free to make other guides based on this one and expand. It's due to the fact that I'm not part of some of these game communities, especially the mmorpg ones.

Don't Forget To:

This chapter covers the original (hopefully) and some of it's oldest variants.

RNGesus Our Lord And Savior (By HysteriA)

"RNGesus, who art in Hearthstone.
Random be thy game.
Thy random come.
Thy turn be done, on Azeroth
as it is in Hearthstone.
Give us this day, our daily quests,
and forgive us our misplays, as
we forgive those who ques hunter,
and lead us not into fatigue,
but deliver us from zero.
For thine is the random,
and the mulligan, and the topdeck, always yet never.
Ameno."

The RNGesus Prayer (By Vestby!)

"Our Father, who art RNGesus, fickle be thy nature.

Thy drop rate rise, the crap drops cease, in our raids, as well as in our strikes.

Give us this day our daily lengendaries, and forgive our disbelief, as we forgive guardians who salvage raid gear we need, and lead us not to shaders, but deliver us exotics.

For thine are the game mechanics, and the power, and the blame, for ever and ever (Until, the weekly reset).

In the name of the Cryptarch, The Speaker, and The Holy Xur. Amen."

The RNG Prayer (By Anon)

"Our Father, who art RNGesus, Hallowed be thy name.

Thy missions come, they will be done on Wednesdays, if not Tuesdays.

Give us this day, our dailies and weeklies and forgive us our "roll rage"

as we forgive those, who have raged against ours.

And lead us towards, into the VoG.

And deliver us our loot.

Amen."

Refine Version (By Ratfor)

"Oh RNGesus, who art in the cloud. Hallowed by thy dice. Thy Cryptarch come, thy rolls be done, On Earth as it is in the forums.

Give us this day our weekly drops and forgive us our greed as we forgive those getting exotics they already have.

And lead us not into cheesing, but deliver us from glitches. For thine is the Cryptarch, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever (Or alternatively, "Until the patch comes out"). Amen."

Version By DraftingDave

"Oh, RNGesus, Our loathe and servitor.

Hallowed be thy knights.

Thy drops doth come, thy will be done, on console as it is on server. Amen."

A Warframe Version (By BroskiMcBroham)

"RNGesus,
dank be thy clantag,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
In the Void as it is on the Starmap.
Gives us this key our daily Forma,
and forgive our 4 spamming,
as we have forgiven those who nullify against us.
And lead us not into ragequitting.
But deliver us from farming.
Amen."

The Prayer Of RNGesus (By TheHachibi)

"Our Father, who art in Destiny,
Hallowed be thy Engram.
Thy purple come.
Thy drops be done
On Earth, As it is in Skywatch.
Give us this day our legendary.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive Master Rahool,
Who trespasses against us.
And lead us not into heavy ammo,
But deliver us from uncommon:
Amen."

FF14 RNGesus Prayer (By PLD)

"RNGesus, who art in Heavensward,
Random be thy game.
Thy dicerolls come,
Thy will be done,
In Coil as it is in CT.
Give us this day, our loot drops,
And forgive us for anger,
As we rage against our lack of Tricks of the Trade procs.
And lead us not into this hard mode dungeon.
To fail to get our Zodiac drop for the umpteenth time,
For thine is the random,
The law and the word,
For ever and ever and ****ing EVER.
Amen."

A Prayer To RNGesus (By its_KAz)

"RNGesus, who art in Matchmaking,
Bashlord be thy name.
Thy Random Distribution come,
Thy Crit be done,
In Low Priority as it is in Ranked.
Give us this day, our Ogre picks,
As we forgive those, who pick Ogre against us,
And lead us not into Counter Helix,
but Backtrack us from damage.
For thine is the Bash, and the Crit, and the Evade,
With Pure Skill.
GGWP."

RNGesus DotA 2 Prayer (By camocspro)

"Our Father,
Who are in Valve,
Icefrog be Thy name,
Thy ranked game come.
Ganks will be done,
On 3k MMR as it is in 5k MMR.
Give us this day,
Our daily MMR,
And forgive us for feeding,
As we forgive those, who feed to us,
And lead us not into tower dives,
but deliver us to victory.
Kappa."

RNGesus Prayer For The Raid (By L4GUNA L10NH4RT)

"Our Father,
Who art RNGesus,
"Fickle be thy nature,
Thy drop rate rise,
The crap drops cease,
In our raids, as well as in our strikes.
Give us this day,
Our daily Legendaries,
And forgive our disbelief,
As we forgive guardians, who salvage raid gear we need,
And lead us not to shaders,
But deliver us exotics.
For thine are the game mechanics,
And the power, and the blame,
For ever and ever.
Amen."

RNGesus Prayer (By Osiris Undying)

"Our Father,
Which art in Destiny,
Hallowed be thy drops,
Thy Purples come,
Thy will be done.
In strikes as it is in Crucible.
Give us this day,
Our daily loot.
And forgive us our super cheese,
As we forgive our super cheesers.
Lead us not into rage, against the Cryptarch.
But deliver us exotics.
For thine is the loot.
The random and the drop rate.
Forever and ever.
Amen."

RNGesus Prayer (By Alemace)

"RNG Father,
Who art in Brimhaven,
Hallowed be thy Game,
Thy Visage come,
Thy roll be done,
On Azeroth as it is in Gielinor.
Give us this Clue, Our Third Age piece.
And forgive us our frustrations,
As we forgive those,
Who use Ring Of Wealth on bosses.
And lead us not into hatred,
But deliver us good loot.
Amen."

Prayer To RNGesus (New Translation)

"RNGesus, who art in tables,
fickle by Thy nature.
Thy drop rates rise,
Thy drops be good for us,
as they are for Streamers.
Give us this day,
our daily rares.
And forgive us our need rolls,
As we forgive ninjas.
And lead us not into wipes, but deliver us from lockouts:
For thine is the grinding, and the dice,
and the blame,
for ever.
Amen.

The Gospel Of Gamers 6:9-13."

The upcoming chapters cover the RNGesus prayers that are not "old", but are from various games, whether they're on the top and down to the most "inferior".* Also, I ran out of room with some of the chapters and can't squeeze 'em all.

Note: Some of these games have their plugs pulled, like "Final Fantasy: Record Keeper", or are gonna have their servers close, like "Dragalia Lost"**, their servers are closing in at November 30, 2022. So, ya can't download/buying them or you'll take a sort of risk of downloading/buying them. Any prayer from those games, ya can "appropriate" and adjust them, so, the good luck gods can live another day.

* I view gacha games as "inferior" and at the bottom of the gaming totem pole, whether they make me happy or not. Since, they have problems that I won't mention here (It's gonna be a Negative Nelly tirade) and we're here to be happy and worship Our Lord and Savior, RNGesus, who brings help to ALL games and the gamers that need Him (and a few other friendly deities on the side).

** I don't have RNGesus prayers for DL, it's the only game that I know that are having their servers currently closing (By the time this prayer book is posted).

A Prayer (Classic WoW) (By Omgzjustin)

"O great one known as RNGesus,
I pray that you hear our plea,
And grant us that which is considered prebis.
I dust my head with ash.
Amen."

Pokemon/PoGo RNGesus Prayer (by Rezu56)

"May the Lord of RNG give me the beautiful shiny ("Insert Pokemon here") I crave and may he also bless me with plentiful and a beautiful ("Insert weapon/tool"). Amen."

Pokemon/PoGo RNGesus Prayer (By Are_Ach)

"May the Lord of RNG give me the beautiful shiny ("Insert legendary pokemon here") I crave and may he also bless me with plentiful IV's, adamant. Amen."

Official RNGesus Prayer (By VariksTheLoyal and Mr. Fruit)

"Rahool is great, Rahool is GROOT.
Let us thank him for our loot,
By his hands, We all are Erotic,
Give us lord our daily Exotic,
Amen."

Warframe RNGesus Prayer (By (XBOX)Dee Dubbalyoo)

"RNGesus,
Of digital heaven,
Hallowed be Thy game.
Drop tables come,
Thy will be done,
On relics as it is on rivens.
Give us this day,
Our daily rare,
And forgive us our rage quits,
As we forgive those, who rage quit along side us.
And lead us not into excessive platinum purchases.
But deliver us from junk loot,
For thine are the drop tables,
The prime parts and the stat rolls,
Forever and ever,
Warframe."

RNGesus Drops And Taps Prayer (By jigokume22)

"RNGesus, who art in the dice,
Hallowed be Thy name,
Thy rolls will come,
Thy will be done,
In-game as it is IRL,
Give us this day,
Our daily drops and taps,
And forgive Our rage enhancing,
As we forgive those, who are RNG carried,
And lead us not into pen roulettes, but deliver us from bad silver/hour,
For thine is the Almighty pen and the streamer luck,
Forever and ever.
Amen."

The Division 2 RNGesus Prayer

"Our Father,
Who art RNGesus,
Random be thine rolls.
Thy drop rates scarce, very scarce,
Thy wrath be Unhinged (Or is it Strained, Accurate, and Rooted),
In our missions, as well as in our Raid runs.
Give us this day, our exotics,
And forgive those, who go rogue, kill us and do the slow clap,
As we forgive the developers, who pretend to care.
And lead us not into crap gear,
But deliver unto us the Eagle Bearer.
For thine are the game mechanics, and the rules, and the blame,
For ever and ever and ever and ever...
Amen."

A Prayer To RNGeus (Path Of Exile)(By Fluxifi)

"Our RNGesus,
Who art in Wraeclast,
Hallowed be Thy flasks,
Thy Mjolner come,
Thy will be done,
On Upper Scepter as it is in heaven.
Give us this day,
Our daily shaves;
And forgive us, our mis-culls,
As we forgive those, who lowball against us;
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from piety.
Amen."

Fate Grand Order Gacha Lords Prayer (By Gigguk)

"Dear Gacha Lords,

please, bless this roll with good waifus and good gacha luck.

And I will be a good weeb from now on.

I swear to God.

Amen."

New Year's Prayer To Our Lord And Savior RNGesus (By bloomi)

"I beg of Thee, RNGEsus.

Save me from temptation and bless me with your good will and fortune.

So that I may not spend again.

Gift and shower me with freebies you kindly offer.

So that I may summon once more.

Guide me with thy loving hands and show me the way not to R units, but take me to the URs.

So that I made succeed in any game.

In RNGesus's name I say....

Amen."

Pray To RNGesus (by XAE12)

"Our RNGEsus, who art in a PC Hallowed by Thy name Thy luck comes.

Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us This day our 5 Star Character.

And forgive our salt and blames.

As we forgive you to give us 3 Star and 4 Stars.

Lead us not into temptation of spend all our Orbs.

But deliver us from HM Mayuri.

Amen."

RNGesus Genshin Impact Prayer (By ComeOnBunny)

Our Father, who art being code.
Random be Thy rolls for those who
roll on all.
Give us this day, our 5 Stars and
max constellations.
And forgive us our greed
as we forgive the people
with good luck that are
F2P by the way.
And lead us not into paying the gamble.
But deliver us from bad stats on
artifacts and fill our 3 Star weapons.
For Thine are the game mechanics and the
empty wallets forever.

Wish Prayer (By DylanCP)

"Our Father, who art RNGesus,
Fickle be thy nature.
Thy drop rates rise.
The crap 3 Star weapons begone
in our gacha, as well as in our
claims.
Give us this day our daily 5 Stars.
And forgive our disbelief, as we
forgive noobs, who obtain the 5 Star we need.
And lead us not to death.
But deliver us good characters and weapons.
For thine are the game mechanics,
and the power, and the blame.
For ever and ever.
Amen."

RNGesus Prayer (By DarkDiglett)

"Dear RNGesus, please bless our pulls tomorrow.
May we get the tanky Boi Of Light
within our first three pulls.
And give us the big machine of Death too.
Amen."

Short RNGesus Prayer (By FutureDr_)

"Our Father, who art in code.
Random be thine rolls.
Thy drop rates scarce, thy wrath be fierce,
for those who roll on all.
Give us this day, our rares and uniques,
and forgive those who die before a boss drop,
as we forgive the people, who made that a thing.
And lead us not into pet gear, but deliver us from
sacrifice tokens.
For thine are the game mechanics, and the rules, and
the broken keyboards, forever and ever.
Amen."

In RNGesus' Name We Prayer (By StevenTGJ)

"Oh, our holy giver in digital heaven,
hallowed be thy name,
your will is our fate and your bounty be our lives.
Forgive us for our disdain of your gifts
and absolve us from our sin of greed.
Give us this day our Baal and Saras
and forgive those who have been tempted by Ayaka.
Lead us not into pity, but deliver us early 5 Stars.
I pray that you will bless our rolls
and ensure the 50/50 lands true.
For thine is the gacha,
the random,
and the pity,
forever and ever.
Amen."

A Prayer To RNGesus (Temptation Edition)(By umop-apisdn)

"Oh, RNGesus,
Who art in the cloud, Hallowed be thy name,
Thy work be done,
Thy judgement be swift,
Online as it is offline.

But give us this day, our daily logins,
And forgive us our greed,
As we forgive those who obviously whale, yet state otherwise.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from pittybreaks.

For thine is the kingdom,
The power,
And the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen."

Our Renji-sus - A Bleach: Brave Souls Prayer (By Kaletile)

"Our Renji-sus, who art in the code,
fickle be Thy nature.
Thy randomness be done,
thy drops be good for us,
whether 5 or 6 Stars.
Give us our dailies, Orbs, and summoning tickets.
As we forgive the lucky Sprouts/f2p that get 5 Stars/6 Stars and not us.
Lead us not into 3 Stars/4 Stars, temptations, the shalf and rage pulling.
For Thine is the Summoning and the glory.
Amen."

Wish Prayer (By Kategari)

"Oh, RNGesus,
Blessed by Thy Name,
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done,
Give us this day,
Our (?) that we seek,
For give us this day,
As we forgiven the gacha,
Thine is Thy Wish, Thy pitty, and the events,
Forever more and more,
Until, the system is replace.
Amen."

FF:RK RNGesus Prayer (By dbi219)

"Oh, great RNGesus, bringer of shaking screens and pretty rainbow-colored relics,
Of shiny gold and platinum Orbs, maker of Cactuars,
And Gigantuars, we prayer to Thee...

Let us not be struck down by petty jealousies;
Help us not to covert our neighbor's SBs. Instill in us
A gratitude of every natural ("Insert Numbered Star"),
no matter how large or small. When we scrimp and save
for our favorite of Thy sacred banners,
Let our efforts be rewarded.
Let our minuscule chances at SSB weapons be magnified by
the power of our faith.

Grant us luck! Grant us power! Grant us more pointless
DeNA screw-ups that result in free Myhtril for all!
Amen."

FF:RK RNGesus Prayer (By KariyaLollipop)

"Oh, Lord of Final Fantasy worlds,
I pray unto Thee that you grant me the
strength to endure the (Insert Numbered Stars)'s
I cannot change,
The courage to upgrade the relics that I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.
Amen."

Thanks RNGesus (By 206d-1e0c-2cdb)

"Dear RNGesus,
thank you for offering us the chance to draw
a supreme card. We pray to you this day.
So that you may bless our attempts
at obtaining this elusive prize.

Good luck everyone!."

RNGesus Hates Me (By Avigorus)

"RNGesus hates me, this I know.
For my loot rolls tell me so.
Common trash to me belongs.
They are weak, and never strong.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
My loot rolls tell me so.
RNGesus hates me, with ev'ry roll.
Never a set completely rolled.
He will always forsake me.
The best gear never drops for me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
My loot rolls tell me so.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
Yes, RNGesus hates me.
My loot rolls tell me so.."

FF: Brave Exvius Blessings (By Unhappy-Waltz)

"May RNGesus bless your pulls, and may your shards be plentiful brothers and sisters!"

Thema: Loot Prayer (By Urtear)

"Our Farther, who art in SE,
random be thy name.
Thy queue hast come.
Thy dungeons won.
On Earth, as it is in Eorzea.

Give us this loot, our daily bread,
And forgive us our need rolls,
As we forgive those who roll against us.
Lead us not into a bad pug,
But deliver us if we land one.

For thine is the kingdom,
The master of our gear,
For Ever and ever.

Amen."

Sweet Father RNGesus (By n0stalghia)

"Sweet father RNGesus.
Why do we worship three symbols in your memory?
We worship the Evasion, so we might avenge you.
We worship the Crit,
So, we may cover the map with blood.
We worship the Bash, because it symbolizes the chance
Of our failure."

Hail Daedalus (By jlangholzj)

"Hail, Daedalus!
Full of crits;
The RNG is with Thee.
Blessed art thou among carries,
And blessed is the multicast of RNGesus.
Holy GabeN, Father of Ogre,
Pray for us casuals,
Now and at the hour of our Cull.
GLHF."

FF:RK RNGesus Prayer Of Thanks (By Zell1226)

"I Thank RNGesus for the bountiful experience he has bestowed upon my Characters. I prayer to RNGesus that I may one day obtain another ("Insert weapon here"), or the much sought after ("Insert Character here"). Praise RNGesus."

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Raid Group Asked To Say Prayer To RNGesus, Here's A Refined Version I've Been Working On. (r/DestinyTheGame)

A Prayer To RNGesus...(r/pathofexile)

Daily Prayer To RNGesus (r/2007scape)

Prayer To RNGesus TD2 (r/thedivision)

RNGesus Prayer For Your Drops And Taps (r/blackdesertonline)

RNGesus Prayer (Destiny 2/Bungie forums)[www.bungie.net]

Wrote A Prayer To RNGesus (Warframe Forums)[forums.warframe.com]

RNGesus Prayer (Destiny 2/Bungie forums)[www.bungie.net]

The Official RNGesus Prayer (Destiny forums)[www.bungie.net]

RNGesus Prayer For The Raid (Destiny 2/Bungie Forums)[www.bungie.net]

Couldn't Find A FF14 RNGesus Prayer, So I Wrote One(r/ffxiv)

A Prayer. (r/classicwow)

Thema: Loot Prayer (SE forums)[forum.square-enix.com]

Let Us Say A Prayer To RNJesus. May Our Hunts Be Blessed (r/ShinyPokemon)

A Prayer To RNGesus (Temptation Edition)(Game FAQs)[gamefaqs.gamespot.com]

Some Of You Need This Tonight - Prayer To RNGesus (r/classicwow)

The Prayer Of RNGesus (r/DestinyTheGame)

In RNGesus' Name We Pray (r/GenshinImpact)

Good Luck To All, May The Yevon Be With You (r/wotv_ffb2)

Warrior Of Light Prayer Circle (r/wotv_ffbe)

Vinera Prayer Circle (r/wotv_ffbe)

Viktora Prayer Circle (r/wotv_ffbe)

Dear RNGesus....(r/MobiusFF)

Gacha Gods, I Submit My Offering To You (r/AyakaMains)

A Prayer To RNGesus (r/hearthstone)

RNGesus Our Lord And Savior (By HysteriA)

RNGesus Joke Song(r/RNGesus)

The RNG Prayer (Destiny Official forums/The Clueless Otakus)[www.bungie.net]

Wish Prayer (HoyoLab)[www.hoyolab.com]

I Spent $1000 Buying Waifus In Gacha Games

New Translation Of A Prayer To RNGesus (r/gaming)

Thanksgiving Genshin GAcha Pulls And A Prayer To RNGesus

New Year Prayer To Our Lord And Savior RNGesus (r/gachagaming)

RNGesus (Know Your Meme article)[knowyourmeme.com]

Pray To RNGesus KLab Brother's (r/BleachBraveSouls)

I Pray To Our Lord And Savior RNGesus

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