Bohemia’s name comes from a Celtic people known as the Boii, though the Slavic Czechs were firmly established in the region by the 5th or 6th century. Bohemia was briefly subordinated to Greater Moravia in the late 9th century. Saints Cyril and Methodius introduced Christianity into Bohemia from Moravia in the 9th century, and by the 10th century Bohemia had been Christianized and consolidated by the princes of the ruling Přemyslid dynasty. Although they gradually became dependent on the Holy Roman Empire, the Přemyslid rulers were able to attach Moravia to Bohemia and transform them into a viable kingdom. The Přemyslid prince Vratislav II (reigned 1061–92) was the first to obtain from the Holy Roman emperors the title of king of Bohemia as a personal (nonhereditary) privilege, and in 1198 the greatest of the Přemyslids, Otakar I, was named hereditary king of Bohemia, which became a kingdom within the Holy Roman Empire.

• 1 The theme gets you sturdy
• 2 It is a really quirky but fun civ to play:
  Like seriously, you can swing from archers early to gunpowder late or go down with Hussite
  Wagons with a fast castle rush and pray to Jan Hus to make your opponent concede ( more
  on that later)
  
• 3 The most beautiful castle model in the game
  
  
• 4.1 You can't spell Bohemia without the B (Bountiful, Beautiful, Based)
  
• 4.2 Kingdom Come: Deliverance is all about them and the game is absolutely amazing
  
  ( Also the Cumans are featured so...)
  their shamans really beat to that ( i see no issue)

Some mf is literally named Bohemia

The man in question:




















pic goes hard tho...

Since the song is pretty long i am willing to help you grasp what Freddie Mercury meant ini the... ini the beginging... ini the be.... ini the beninging lyrics and you can then decipher everything else ( it's pretty simple you will see for yourself once i show you)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
- Here he wanted to state that Age of Empires 2 is so close to real life that he can't distinguish the two.
Caught in a landside,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see
- He plays Bohemians and he is winning so much he cant end on a continuous win streak ( He gained 700 elo and keeps winning 1v1 Arena )
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to
Me, to me
- He is absolutely cheesing with Fast Castle on Arena 1v1 and feels guilty and " I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low" refers to him doing 7 villager push right after he put the sheep vills on stone and started researching Castle Age so he can pop a Castle on the enemy gold or wood line and deny them everything). "Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to" He knows only 2200 elo + can deal with this strategy so he is safe for now.
Mamaaa,
Just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger,
Now he's dead
- He won with fast Castle Hussite Wagon push again and Mamaaa means " MOM GET THE CAMERA"
Mamaaa, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
- He is addicted at how easy AoE2 can be while playing this Civ
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
- Freddie meant that if his Castle rush fails and the opponent counters it successfully the game is GG. You have to fully commit to this strat that is going to be explained in a sec.
Too late, my time has come,
-He reached 2255 elo and people know how to counter him with knights mangonels
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
- He lost that game in a 20 game win streak but he is dramatizing because he can always learn knight to cavalier and mix some musketeers in the late game because Bohemians truly have no weakness...

This civ bonus is really busted and you can combo it with so many play styles ( both aggressive and defensive or even playing the backline in team games with Houfnice )

Gunpowder units (Hand Cannoneer, Bombard Cannon, Houfnice, Cannon Galleon, and Hussite Wagon) move 15% faster.
really good to pick it up if the opponent spams trash units that are slow so you can kite him
Lets mention that which for late game maneuvering or avoiding an aggressive push on your lumber line just makes it more frustrating to the enemy.

Hussite Wagon: Tanky siege unit that can protect rear units

AKA the tank of the middle ages
this is what your enemy sees

Houfnice: Upgrade of the Bombard Cannon, provides additional HP, attack, and blast radius

Fun fact this was one of the names that inspired the name of the German tank Howitzer.
A real Bohemian chad knows that Houfnice is called like that because when it fires you are going "HOUF" and when it lands with that massive dmg + splash radius you are like :

note that this is one of the many builds but it was created (not by me. Freddie Mercury did it) to optimize the Bohemians particularly on 1v1 or 2v2,3v3 so on CLOSED MAP GAMES ( on these maps the Bohemians thrive)

• Dark Ages
  After the classic 2 house start starter vills sheep etc etc you should go
  
  • 1. +6 villagers on Sheep
    
  • 2. +3 villagers on Wood
    
  • 3. 1 villager makes a House while pathing towards a Boar and pulls it to TC
    
  • 4. +4 villagers on berries ( Build one more house as you are making the vills)
    
  • 5. 1 villager lures the 2nd Boar (or if not available just push the deer to TC)
    
  • 6. + 3 villagers on Boar
    
  • 7. + 2 villagers on Berries
    
  • 8. +2 villagers on Gold
  START ADVANCING TO FEUDAL AGE !
  while advancing:
  * Move 2 villagers who were on sheep to the trees near TC and start chopping *
  
  
• Feudal Ages
  this one is pretty easy age
  
  • 1. +2 villagers on Stone
    
  • 2. Make a Blacksmith and a Market
    
  • 3. Sheep villagers move to Stone
  START ADVANCING TO CASTE AGE
  while advancing:
  * Research Double Bit Axe and make a house. Take 1 villager from Stone and 6 villagers from Berries and start pathing towards the enemy base. The 2 villagers chopping the trees near TC now move to berries. *
  
• Castle Ages
  
  • 1. Research Loom
    
  • 2. Make a Castle ( near the enemy base and make sure to hit the wood line or most preferably the gold mines so you can siphon easy gold with those vills that pushed and use the market to fill up resourses quick. Start making Hussite Wagons to put pressure on the map and his base)
    
  • 3. 6 villagers from Stone go to the Wood Line
    
  • 4. 1 villager from Stone goes to make a Farm
  !! get around 6/7 farms and all the new villagers should go to wood !!
  

fun fact : the background is the same as the Windows XP one

if this is being researched your enemies can only pray

Average Goth player's reaction when facing the Bohemians: