Five Nights at Freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's

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How to fuc the bear
By Hollow
the age old quesiton
   
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preparations
You must prepare to sex the bear, very important no?

step 1: Boot up steam
step 2: leave pc to grab lube and tissues (or whatever the woman equivalent is)
step 3: make sure nobody will interupt.
Go time
After preparations have been made, now you must do the following steps:

step 4: Boot up a browser of your choice
step 4.5 (preferred, but purely optional): Go incognito mode
step 5: go to r34 and search up Freddy_Fazbear
step 6: do the deed.
Yes you have been scammed
♥♥♥♥ you you freaks
7 Comments
meccaboy1115 22 hours ago 
he did not invite me to five nights in my bed with with freddy fazballz
Mr. Devious 15 Jun @ 10:19pm 
False advertising, this guide promised me that I would fuc the bear and yet there is no bear for me to fuc, I followed every step exactly as you said and it didn't happen, Freddy Fazbear has yet to invite me to spend Five Nights at Freddy's. 0/10 I am extremely disappointed and enraged, consider this the last time you post false information on the internet.
Silanas 11 Jun @ 12:07am 
whhy fuck bar
rus 4 Jun @ 5:39pm 
Disgusting
AnorakTheAK 1 Jun @ 9:43am 
thx for the new pfp. (still unpatched!)
a$hixo. 1 Jun @ 7:03am 
thanks:TF2_Jack:
ZenThePeacex7TTV 1 Jun @ 12:00am 
HAS NOT BEEN PATCHED YET!!!