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Cathammer: 40,000 Part.6 2/2
By mob
Welcome back, worshippers of the Divine Purr! 🐾

Time for the second (2/2) part of our epic review of Part 6 of the Cathammer: 40,000 fanfic, concerning the Generation of the Allcat Kittens! 😼
If you thought Generation I and II were interesting, then get your whiskers ready - Generation III is coming to shake the galaxy like an avalanche of freshly spilled catnip! 🌿💥

These youngest, but no less majestic Kittens of the Divine Purr make up the majority of the entire Cat Empire. While they do not shine like Generation I and II, they age, are limited by their physicality, but after all, they were created by the Allcat and his genetic genius, who molded them in his image. Promising that every Cat, regardless of Generation, will possess divinity. ✨
The III Generation of Kittens carries the ideas of Divine Purr and a strong paw against Cat Chaos, Heresy, Xenos and... empty bowls! 🥣🚫

Are you ready to learn their secrets? Will you dare to look into the sharp eyes of those who carry the will of the Great Meow in the darkest corners of the galaxy?

May the All Purr be with you, because here comes the III Generation! 😼🌌

Meow! 😸🚀
   
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Cathammer: 40,000 - Part.6 - Three Generations of Allcat Kittens 2/2

Generation III – Regular Cats and Other Forces of the Cat Empire
I, II and III Generation of Kittens, and the Three Pillars showing the Cat God in three Cat Persons - the Allcat, the Divine Purr and the Great Meowmer - Icon


Continuing (2/2) half of Part.6 Generation III is the heart of the Cat Empire
She is the one who carries out daily duties, takes care of logistics and ensures that the Cat Civilization continues and develops. Although they do not possess the divine powers or supernatural abilities of their ancestors, they are an irreplaceable element of the Cat Order.
Their lives are subordinated to the doctrine of the Allcat - from the moment of birth, through education, to assignment to the appropriate role in society. Thanks to this, the Cat Empire functions like a perfectly oiled machine, or rather like a perfectly washed cat's paw!
Does this mean that the Cats of Generation III are less important? Absolutely not!
Without them, the All Purr could not resonate throughout the galaxy. It is their loyalty, devotion and diligence that make the Cat Empire the most powerful force in the Milky Way!


Everyday life in the Cat Empire

The foundation of the Cat Empire
The largest generation consists of billions of Cats who fulfill everyday roles in the Cat Empire. Although they do not possess divine powers or supernatural attributes, each Cat is a faithful servant of the Allcat and fulfills their function in society.

It is worth mentioning:

• Cat Astra Telepathica - collects Cats gifted with psychic purring and connects them into the Cat Thought Web.
• Cat Inquisition - tracks Kittens prone to heresy, tests the authenticity of meows and detects the influence of Cat Chaos, and keeps watch over the purity of technology.
• Holy Orders of Meowkat - fanatical, female orders of nuns, burning out any manifestation of heresy in the Cat Empire
• Cat Meow Fleet - pilots and crews of powerful ships defending the Cat Empire.
• Cat Foot Soldiers – the primary military force, ordinary Cat soldiers numbering in the millions in war service.
• Cat Administratum – the bureaucratic machine that manages the entire civilizational structure of the Cat Empire.

One of the many monumental metropolises of the Cat Empire, overgrown with Divine Catnip and the Milky River that runs through it

The Cat Empire has a clearly defined generational structure:
The Cat Empire is an extremely organized and hierarchical civilization, in which each furry citizen has a clearly defined place and role. Their society is based on the Divine Purr, the All Purr, and the teachings of the Allcat – the Great Meow and the Divine Purr.

• Generation I (Adeptus Pawplicia) – Created directly by the All-Cat, they are immortal demigods, acting as a military and spiritual elite. They do not reproduce; they are eternal guardians of the idea of ​​the Allcat and Himself.
• Generation II (Purrmarshes and Catstartes) – They are the “spiritual children” of the Allcat, created through advanced biotechnology and the Divine Purr. The upbringing of the Catstartes consists of rigorous combat training, biomechanical enhancements, eugenics, and ideological teachings.
• Generation III (Ordinary Cats) – reproduction occurs biologically. The Cat population grows thanks to the encouragement of the Allcat for love and Milk Abundance, but adolescence is strongly structured so that young Cats will learn the teachings of Divine Purr and All Purr early on, thus fulfilling social or military functions.

Cats function as a hierarchical military-theocratic society, where each kitten grows up with a clearly defined place in the system. For the Glory of the Allcat the Great Meowmer, the Divine Purr!

Growing Up Kittens in the Cat Empire - Icon

Reproduction and Development of the Cat Population in the Cat Empire
While Generation I and II were created largely by the Divine Power of the Allcat or the genetic Wonders of His Genius, Generation III reproduces biologically. The process of growing up in the Cat Empire is strictly regulated:

1. Milky Abundance - The first months of Kits' lives are spent in the teachings of the Divine Purr and playing with the Sacred Ribbons.
2. Meow Schools - Kits learn the history, philosophy, and skills of meowing and purring in accordance with the doctrine of the Allcat and its All Purr.
3. Chapter of Destiny - Upon reaching maturity, each Kit is given a role in society, from civilian to military or sacred.

The Three Pillars of the Cat God, the Holy Terror and the countless Cat Souls raising prayers to His Glory - The Allcat - The Divine Purr - The Great Meowmer

Although the Allcat is primarily a God of Love, he is also a strict God and requires boundless Faith and Adoration of his Divine, Purring Majesty.
"The Allcat - also known as the Great Meowmer or Divine Purr, is the central figure of the religion and culture of the Cat Empire. An emanation and embodiment of perfection and power. Considered the Creator of all Cats, each generation of these noble and dignified beings, as well as the guardian of order in the galaxy. Immersed in his eternal sleep, the Allcat has been sitting on the Golden Throne in the capital of the Cat Empire - the Holy Myaustropolis on the planet Furris Prime for millennia. Caught between life and death, he always stands guard over the Cat Race. Mighty armies on countless worlds raise weapons in His name."

End of Part 6
- Continued: Factions and Divisions of the Cat Empire.


A few words from the author
And so we have reached the end of Part 6 of the Cathammer: 40,000 fanfic.
A project that, although usually ignored, sometimes mocked for cringe and unfortunately reported - continues.

However, it is more than just a clumsy copy of Warhammer: 40k.

It is not "cryptofurry" or heresy. It is an interpretation created from passion and love for stories that are born from imagination and a brutal, fascinating world.
Like the Claw of the Allcat, forged in spite of fate.

And although AI helps with illustrations, this is a project I put every free moment into.
This is Lore with its own identity, with the burden of history, with its own beating, purring heart.
With its own gore, spit, sweat and a pinch of catnip.

Cathammer: 40k is a world where heroes (not just Cats) carry the burden of great ideas, which sometimes have to be stained in their own guts, or their enemies. It is a story that is not afraid of darkness, dirt, brutality, and what we loved both Warhammer universes for.

This is just the beginning.
The glossary, the library are still growing, and each step, each new element of the universe. Each new word, term, or quote is a fight for its coherence and consistency.

I do not claim the right to match the scale, scope or brilliant narrative that the creators of Warhammer: 40k and Fantasy have developed over the decades.
This interpretation means nothing compared to the grimdark epic.
But even in this deepest void, there can be a spark, that will ignite the imagination - just like the Warhammer once did for me. :)




For The Glory Of The Cat Imperium!
2 Comments
Maelkew 23 May @ 6:16am 
this is funny as fuck, i love this
AuTuMnRoYaL 16 Feb @ 8:43pm 
:bloodgem::ace_card::russtar: