Global Gameplay Stats

  OUT OF THE BOX

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 28
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58.1%

Plata o plomo

You've taken 20 bribes. Have you ever considered a career in politics?
57.0%

Papers please

You've carded 100 customers. Maybe you belong in Arstotzka.
53.0%

Just beat it

You've let 100 potential customers leave the line... And this is your reward!
37.1%

Riot

There have been 20 brawls in your line. You better start showing who's boss.
32.7%

Good job

You've made yourself several max capacity bonuses. Seems like the job suits you.
29.3%

Teenage

Did you really have to listen to that monster?
29.0%

Bachelor party

Once every blue moon can't be that bad, but don't get used to letting minors in.
28.5%

Drunk friend

You let 20 drunk customers in. Do you really know what you're doing?
18.6%

Honest

Thanks for being honest. No one deserves to go to jail for something they didn't do.
17.1%

Betrayer

Wait a minute... Did Vinnie tell you to give that letter to your parole officer?
16.8%

Save Liz

Liz is still alive thanks to you. Now... Go and get her!
16.1%

Thief

You helped Howard, for old time's sake. Don't get used to it.
16.0%

Hospital or Graveyard

Congrats. You beat the shit out of 20 people. How does that feel?
15.7%

Tough guy

You've kicked out 100 assholes... And counting.
13.5%

Good ending

Good work always pays off. Have fun!
10.6%

Massive party

You've managed to let 500 people in the club. Keep up the good work!
10.5%

Ghandi

You managed to calm down 20 customers, but don't let that get to your head.
9.6%

Bastard

You accused an innocent man. I suppose you're proud...
7.3%

Kill the mole

You took the "chat" a bit too far with the snitch.
7.0%

Trump

Negotiating is not your strong suit. People have told you to eat shit 20 times.
6.9%

Bad ending

I'm afraid you couldn't have done it any worse...
4.7%

Confess

You managed to make the snitch confess... But is that what you wanted?
4.6%

Cocky

You've had to deal with 20 cocky customers. They just never learn...
4.1%

Gabe Newell

You've earned over 10,000 dollars so far. We hope you're managing your revenue wisely.
3.7%

Medium ending

Well... At least you tried.
3.0%

Medium bloody ending

Is this what you really wanted? Keep trying.
2.0%

Weak

I thought you were a tough guy... But you've gotten your ass kicked 10 times.
1.8%

Negotiator

You tried to reason with 100 customers. Do you believe in flower power?