This ain’t no ordinary week in Barn Finders land — oh no, we just dropped a festive bomb bigger than Uncle Billy’s last BBQ accident. So sit tight, hold onto your mullets, and get ready for an egg-splosive event that’ll scramble your brain (and maybe your chickens too)! 🐔
🎉 EGGSTRAVAGANZA IS LIVE!
Started on Wednesday, April 16th, and hoppin' all the way through, this event brings new content, weird contraptions, and way too many eggs to count. Here’s what’s cluckin’:
🥚 A strange new machine has appeared outside the pawn shop. Looks like a psychic rabbit met a vending machine at a barn dance. To unlock its secrets, you’ll need to scavenge special eggs hidden all across the maps. Eggs = event currency = mystery loot. Simple math. Even Uncle Billy gets it (sometimes).
🐔 Chickens? Fabulous. Our feathered friends are all dressed up for the party! Hunt them down, check their nests, and don’t blink – you might miss some rare goodies.

� ️ New loot alert! Tool skins, barn décor, and other items so shiny you’ll think they were blessed by the moonshine gods themselves. Upgrade your junk empire in style.

💸 BARN FINDERS IS 75% OFF – NO JOKE!
Now if that ain’t the juiciest deal this side of the Mississippi, we don’t know what is. From April 16th to 30th, the game is a massive 75% off on Steam – the biggest discount in our history!

Never played Barn Finders? Buddy, you’ve been missing out on:

• Junk pickin’
  
• Bid war winnin’
  
• Toilet tank lootin’

And the occasional UFO sightin’

👉 Grab it here before Uncle Billy buys up the whole stock:
https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/steamstore/app/991170/Barn_Finders/

Already part of the family? Then this is your sign to rope in your buddies, cousins, and that guy who lives in a trailer and swears he’s seen Bigfoot.

🧰 BUNDLE UP & BID HARD
Want even more chaos in your garage? Check out the Barn Finders x Storage Hunter Simulator: Auction Master Bundle. It’s got double the junk, double the bidding, and probably triple the questionable business decisions.

👉 https://test-steamproxy.haloskins.io/steamstore/bundle/46058/Barn_Finders_x_Storage_Hunter_Simulator__Auction_Master/

So there you have it – eggs, deals, chickens, bundles, and a mysterious egg-vending machine. If that ain't a good time, we don’t know what is.

Hop into the game now and start egg-huntin’ like your next rent depends on it!
And remember:
✨ It ain’t hoarding if it’s valuable.
🚽 Always. Check. The. Toilet. Tank.

�  Stay weird. Stay redneck. Stay egg-cited.