The Cult of Bumper comes from a cool pug called Bumper.
We praise him as our lord.

The Cult of Bumper has specific rules:
#1: One does not simply hate Bumper because of jealousy
#2: If you are in trouble, Bumper is there for you. Always.
#3: We do not talk about Bumper. Only on Tuesdays.
#4: You can also call him 'Rondje'. That is his second name.

If you fail to obey the rules. You shall be punished!
A Peruvian warlock shall punish you in spicy ways.

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