Followers of the Path of the ♥♥♥♥♥.

Long ago, when cavemen were dying out and being replaced by the more intelligent homosapiens, there was chaos. Men fueled on their egos were struggling with their existence, desperate to know who created them and what purpose did their lives serve.

In this dark time for mankind, there was a shining beacon who brought order and hope to the lost souls of Earth. His name was Manish Alberts, and his preachings of The Way Of The ♥♥♥♥♥ sought him many followers. His message was simple, anger, hate and all other evils of the world were human constructs, which the power of the ♥♥♥♥♥ could conquer and grant its followers eternal bliss in nirvana.

Following the rise in popularity of Albert's beliefs, he started the Church of Chodeology and anointed himself the rank of Reverend. The church thrived for many years, until other religions were created, pandering to better endowed members. Chodeology was still the greatest of all religions, but their success created many enemies and several of the other religions banded together to overthrow them in a bloody crusade. Having a peaceful ideology, the children of Chodeology were not trained in battle, and were wiped out with ease.

The final battle occurred on the eve of the year 1337, at the founding cathedral of Chodeology in Rome. Though armed with his mighty ♥♥♥♥♥ staff, Manish Alberts was struck down by the overwhelming forces opposing him. Their armies dismissed, the 3 leaders of the rebel religions faced the broken leader alone. But before the final blow could be struck, a blinding light filled the cathedral and shattering through the stain glass windows, came 4 heavenly guardians, who collected Alberts and fled. Feeling disparaged at their failure to end Chodeology for good, the 3 leaders lied to their people and claimed decisive victory.

The 4 guardians revealed their true nature to Manish once they reached safety. The guardians were born around the same time as Chodeology; when cavemen were dying out, some took drastic measures to preserve their bloodline, and bred with dinosaurs. Having the intelligence of man, and the ferocity of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, the T-Rekt Clan would put their lives on the line to preserve the Way of the ♥♥♥♥♥, for generations to come.

The three members embodied the 4 elements of Earth:
Boobie the Green T-Rex: Obliterates foes with his explosive FIRE cannon.
Evaluer the Blue T-Rex: Mined from the EARTH itself, a hammer of steel to shatter bone.
Rya the Gold T-Rex: Tamed WATER to rain health upon injured teammates.

With his 4 guardians protecting him, Alberts promoted himself to the Archbishop of Chodenbury and continued following the Path of the ♥♥♥♥♥ in secret. Awaiting the day its numbers were great enough to take back dominance over all other religions.

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