We Are The Highest, Sexiest & Most Supreme Court Of Our Lord & Savoir Gaben Christ

I Am 'Crusty Tissues'; The Pope, Judge and Writer of the Old Testiment of Gaben This is My Holy Authority Also Belonging to My Court Members:

'Im Blind Help': The Archbishop and the Producer Of The Sunny D, who is immune to the effects of becoming a wretched casual after consumption of the Sunny D substance.

'viktor edge': (some ♥♥♥ with a casual name, stop ♥♥♥♥♥ changing ur name ♥♥♥♥♥♥) Scholar Of the First Steam Sale and Writer Of The New Testiment of Gaben and The Scrolls Of The Court Of Gaben.
He is also like Moses from the Real Bible as he Lives in a Wooden Boat with lots of Animals on it and he was a Sheppard, Although Insted of Owning Sheep they were Filthy Causuals Insted and he used a Magic Jew Wand Insted of a Sheppard cane, cause he's ginger irl and he looks pretty Jewish,
Jewish ♥♥♥♥♥♥..

Praise Gaben, Thee Who Takes Dosh From Thy Wallets And Fills Your Steam Libary With Games And Other Useless ♥♥♥♥, and those who praise him will recieve endless amounts of Moutain Dew And Doritoes And All Those Who Suppose Him May They Be Banished To The Pit Of The Casuals Where They May Only Drink Sunny D to Quench Thier UnQuenchable Thirst And Only Eat Walkers Cheese & Onion Crisps To Satisfy Their Unsatistfyable Hunger.