Drunkards In Combat

The last update to this was back in TF2 days, 18 months without a change is too long for anygroup.
I've taken over this little piece of the DIC empire, and my first job is going to be to clean out some inactive members.

I'f I do turf you out and you believe you should still be included here, send me a message either thru Steam or via the forums

Meet the DICz, the pr0starz of the team are as follows...

Moqo - aka Rich Kid, enjoys toasted points with beluga caviar served on the small of a young mans back. His man servant 'Cadbury' has had to wake the young master after many an evening on drive by pharmachuticals. While a venture capitalist he's also my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hero and everything i'd like to be. He might also be Cpt.

/<00L - makes it with the 40yr old minger at his local hell hole and brags to virgins everywhere that he's gettin some. Subscribes to "Girls of The Shire" monthly, calls his fake internet girlfriend 'kickstand'.

Mo0 - destroyer of clans, world reknown pork rind taste tester aka Max Reebo, dropped out of William Shatner High School for wannabee space guys.

Padg0 - lives on a deserted island similar to Lost where in this reality ginga's are treated like normal people. Hahahaha, thankfully it's only a TV show becoz if it were real life we'd all travel to Tassy and join in the hunt for the great white albino. Padgina also enjoys smashin Protein shakes.

Bird - dreams of traveling overseas to the French provinces of Canada to beat up the french nobody likes. Has a Napoleon complex, thinks that a horse whisperer is someone who can saddle a woman over 5.6ft.

Dilbs - super-fun-crush web-master flex-nutz, on weekends performs stunts in gay movies.

Live2Die - homophobic, but goes mining for gems every chance he gets. Once cross dressed on a bet and got felt up at the footy.

Impression - is working on his masters degree in dildonics, won't be playing with us this season, Imp also enjoys suprise sex with non threatening boys. Said to approach his victims on his sole mode of transport - an electric bike.

Smidy - the handsome loner, is too good for us, idles in separate vent channels and graces us with his godly powers whenever we need him.

Ironside - Iron loves watchin Wiggles every morning while eating wheat puffs and practicing talkin tuff in the mirror and is the only guy to get blown in camo pants since 'Nam.

Paradroid - aka Biodroid, at halftime piss breaks sneaks off to tell his kids bedtime stories with the toilet door open

Ninja - the original, crime fighter, on loan to his majesty's government where he fights a never ending battle against the armies of Armani, hip hops on beef street against conspicuous consumption and edutainment.
While in the UK plans to fight Jamie Oliver and corrupt (destroy) as many Polish women as he can lure with promises of borscht, shelter and refugee status (sausage).