♥♥♥♥ my cat and Black Jesus will ♥♥♥♥ you

1. you got dat all terrain four wheel drive forehead ♥♥♥♥♥
2. i bet ya smell like the left over hospital cafeteria baked zeti bih
3. u as useful as a knitted condom
4. dat slut must be good at math cuz her legs always divided
5. grubbin on skittles wit arizona and ♥♥♥♥
6. i'm not saying she a hoe but she been on more wieners than ketchup
7. you have a computer and a steam account
8. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” – Monty python.

If any of these apply to you then this is the group you've been looking for.
Yes I drew the ♥♥♥♥ in the group picture myself.