I am not a Llama, I am an Alpaca

I am an Alpaca
I'm not a freakin' Llama
I am an Alpaca
I listen to Acca Dacca
You listen to MC Hammer, you Llama
I don't need 2 L's in my name
I poo in the same spot every day
I am an Alpaca
My ears are small and pointy
Llama ears, banana ears!
I can grow dreadlocks
Hey dog, are you a dingo? No?
I am an alpaca...
You're a freakin Llama

Llama & Co.