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Garfield Fan Fic

Jason Ahmed is a registered sex offender obsessed with Garfield the talking cat, he has spent time in the US asylum for the criminally insane and has murdered 3 innocent school children. This is the story of how he pursued his dream of owning Garfield.

Journal Entry, 17th August, Jason Ahmed

I one day hope to feel the warm, robust yet soft gentle touch of Garfield’s tail along my backside. It is my dream to own Garfield, he is a majestic black and orange feline of courage, strength, and power. If i could have Garfield i would feed him the cheesiest lasagna money could buy. I would not rest until Monday is no longer a day just so Garfield never has to live through his least favorite day again.

Garfield is in my dream, Garfield is my hope, Garfield is my light at the end of the tunnel. His sharp claws make me feel protected and safe. His voice gives me the sensation that nothing else in this universe could give me.

It is a hot summers Monday morning, Garfield wakes up to eat his morning lasagna hoping it will brighten up the mood. Garfield hates Mondays. Jon, his owner walks in. “Hey Garfield, how ya doin?” He says. “How do ya think Jon? It’s Monday.” Said Garfield. “Hey brighten up, i gotta go to work while you sit here and eat lasagna, whats wrong with that?” Said Jon “That i have to do it with Odie.” Says Garfield. Jon leaves for work frowning at Garfield. Jon is sick of Garfield's hate for Odie.

It is a gloomy night and Jason is sitting in his house thinking of Garfield and rubbing lasagna over his naked body while reading Garfield comics. Jason was sick of waiting around, He decided it was time to track down Garfield. He already knows where Garfield lives. He remembers finding out in the “Garfield and Friends” comic issue 54, page 23. He plots out his master plan to Finally get Garfield.

1 week later, Garfield is in his house at the dead of a thunder stormy night watching TV with Jon and Odie. Garfield, Jon and Odie have no idea what is coming for them. During the commercials, Odie decides he needs to go to the bathroom. So Jon sends him outside. 5 minutes later Jon noticed that Odie has taken an awfully long time to poop. He walks out side to check on him. “Odie? Where are ya boy?” repeatedly yells Jon. Jon is worried. He finally finds Odie laying down on the ground. He assumes he fell asleep so he picks him up to take him back inside. After picking Odie Jon notices the feeling of warm unknown Fluids along his arm. He inspects his arm. It’s blood DOG blood. He drops Odie to the ground and sees a gaping would in his stomach. Odie has been brutally murdered. Jon makes an attempt to scream for help but he notices a dark shadowy figure by the tree. He ask who they are and what they have done to Odie. The dark figure attacks Jon like a lighting strike. Jon has been stabbed repeatedly and strangled to an inch of his life. He cries of unimaginable pain but with no luck, as Garfield has the TV volume up too high.

The dark figure approaches Jon at is dying breath. And he says “This is my cat now” Jon struggles to talk. “Who... Who are you?” The shadowy figure replies. “My name is Jason and i am here to retrieve my love, Garfield.” Jason slits Jons throat in order to quiet him down.Garfield is watching TV and hears a loud Thump... Thump... Thump.... He hesitantly asks “Ummm? Jon?” With no reply he shakily gets of his chair to go to the door and see who is there. Garfield is scared, he is heavily breathing hoping that it is just his mind playing tricks on him. He sees a dark figure down the dim hallway. He says “Jon, wheres Odie?” Jason replies. “he is gone my love, we can finally be together, the world will no longer tear us apart.” Garfield shakes. “Oh my god, who are you?” “It’s me my love, it’s Jason” Garfield cries of fear. “What have you done with Jon?” “He’s dead we can finally be together” Jason quickly approaches Garfield and knocks him out.

Garfield wakes up in a room tied to a chair with no clothes on and a sore butthole. He screams at Jason “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?” “Are you uncomfortable my love?” Said jason. “MY ANUS HURTS!.” Screamed Garfield. “I am sorry my love, i hope you can forgive me, i get quite passionate sometimes.” Explained Jason. “Jon is gonna track you down and free me, you are going away for a long time.” Said Garfield. Jason was not afraid, he was almost sure he had covered all his tracks, ALMOST sure. “They will never find us, we can finally be together like we always dreamed.” Said Jason is a soft voice. “You are crazy” Said Garfield. “Crazy, your getting punished anally for that, and i promise to get SUPER hard for maximum pain.” Replied Jason. Garfield screamed. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...” Jason ravages Garfield furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the spanking is so loud it can be heard from outside. A local dog walker happened to hear the screams and spankings. He quickly dialed 911. The police rushed to the rape dungeon to investigate the noises. The police soon link the violent sexual noises to the recent disappearance of Garfield, they raided the house and shot Jason on sight. Jason Ahmed is dead, Garfield is free, yet sore in the ass-crack, Jon and Odie are both dead, Garfield is forever scared from the events of today. But he has learned from his experiences, Lesson 1, anal hurts for cats. Lesson 2, some people are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy.

And they all lived happily ever after.

But with sore ass-cracks.

The end.

:)