SAVE THE TWINKIES!

Here at the TPG, we have one rule you must follow: preserve and save twinkies. To do so, you must play TF2, become a Heavy, and use the conscientious objector and crouch near the enemy and spread the word about preserving twinkies. (Its better if you have a TPG conscientious objector, but any will do.) (Also you dont have to do this, but you can if you want to :3)