Keeping video games free of slop.

Welcome to Slop Patrol, where we’re on a mission to protect gamers from the endless flood of crappy games. We are your first line of defence against slop, bringing you fast, hard-hitting reviews that separate the smooth rides from the train wrecks. No fluff, no filler—just the real talk you need to steer clear of disasters. We keep it short, sharp, and savage so you can stay vigilant and free of slop.

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