Hello friends

This is group for real gopniks only.
Here we have the finest vodka, kvass and semechki known to the russian man.
The gopnik rules are simple. The rules to be a REAL gopnik are hard. The real gopnik is master of the squat, and many more activities.

In order to join this group of real gopniks, you have to fulfill these simple requirements:

1. Be able to sit in squat position for 3 hours, preferably 3 days. Straight.
2. Always wear Adidas. Preferanby full track-suit.
3. Drink vodka. A lot.
4. Love vodka.
5. Kvass.
6. Wear either ushanka or flat cap.
7. Be able to fight bear with stick or bare hand.
8. Smoke at least a pack of cigarettes a day.
9. Love Stalin.
10. Love Lenin.
11. Love Putin.
12. Survive the cold winter of the Motherland. (Don't be ♥♥♥♥♥ like Germany)
13. Listen to hardbass.
14. Hate America.
15. Hack the 2016 election.
16. Own lada.
17. Be bad driver.
18. Own 14 AK-47.
19. Own 27 Mosin Nagant.
20. Own 1 KSVK.
21. Own 1 Dragunov sniper rifle.
22. Own 2 RPG-7.
23. Own dash-cam.
24. Love Putin.
25. Communism.
26. Own apartment.
27. Hate gays.
28. KGB.
29. Safety number one priority.
30. Be able to squat dance.
31. Love Putin.