big damn d‎eez

im eating drywall

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (shart)

do you think wardward was trying to tell us something

several counts of murder

I CAST..... First Feeling

normalize being a sleepyhead!
it's ok to be eternally trapped within the realm of the ancient dreamer!

horse funeral

MOLDED, ROTTING, SLOWLY DECAYING. EACH PUN AND EACH LINE. WAS IT ALL WORTH PRETENDING? THEY ARE NO LONGER HERE. OH BUDDY, OUR LEGACY, IT'S OVER.

cry about it

hot dog

SEEKING TRUTH, THE WISE FIND INSTEAD ITS PROFOUND ABSENCE

on july 18th, go bananas!

jeff business

don't dm me. don't pregnant man react me. we're done.

| AtLeast5GayRats was slain by Grizzly Bear

the 327 minute sandwich

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

I know everything hasn’t been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it’s going to be all right again.

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my name is jeff
me llamo jeff
je m'appelle jeff
ich heiße jeff
僕の名前はjeffです

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