While you were learning to tie your shoes, I was clearing angles. While you were struggling with the alphabet, I was dry-peeking imaginary corners and pre-aiming your hopes and dreams. My first flick was faster than your first step.

Got VAC? Of course. The system couldn’t handle me. It wasn’t even a challenge. I didn’t get banned - I simply broke it. Played the game too perfectly, and the system couldn’t keep up. I didn’t lose - I gave it a chance to catch its breath.

I’m the alpha male at the top of the food chain, effortlessly dominating everything around me. My presence commands respect, my success leaves others in the dust, and I don’t need anyone’s approval. I set the standard - everyone else is just trying to catch up to me.