Oooh you're so teknopathetic, oooh stop playing games. Taking much too long. Flowers growing old. Hold my precious tack. And turn up your mind.

(Cool as ♥♥♥♥ violin playing in the background)

Stop (yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) playing games (yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) x2
Stop playing games, get on the street, change your name
wasting all my precious time, why you break my freaking mind, don't
STOP! PLAYING GAMES! THERE, LOOKING SHARP! NO REASON WHY! TAKE A QUESTION MARK! FIND WHAT'S GOING ON! HOLD MY PRECIOUS TACK! MAKE THE BUMPY QUACK! Stop.

...Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Next time, address me properly by my first and my last and my middle and my second middle name. To you, that would be "!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!!!".

Have a continued rest of your day.

Now, where was I... ah! Right.
La laaaa la la la la la la, la, la katamari damacyyyyy...

Hello!
You might wonder, "Why am I talking?" And for that, an answer!

Witness the exclamation mark. This one: "!". That mark that has just stained this message three times at this point, is the most frustratingly annoying and patronising mark on written records, digital or parchment.

"Good morning! I was writing to...

STOP.

Why did you put an exclamation mark, this one: "!" after writing "Good morning"?
An exclamation mark's purpose is to draw attention to, or express a heightened delivery or emotion.
So, what is so sincere and exciting about greeting someone you know nothing about? You will never stop being perceived, rightly or wrongly. You cannot run from it, and you cannot disguise it, as much as you want your exclamation marks, the ones that look like "!" to cover up for you.

Remove the exclamation mark, also known as exclamation point, that looks like this: "!" from your keyboard, and fill in the underlying keyboard mechanism beneath said key with glue and sawdust.

Sorry! The medigun is tagged as NFS, but I appreciate the offer! Have a wonderful day! ^ ^

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really misogynistic and like ill never be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play putt-putt sometime its a really cool car game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt vroom vroom super fast driving I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I really want a piece of that putt-putt ass I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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