Nainstalovat Steam
přihlásit se | jazyk
简体中文 (Zjednodušená čínština) 繁體中文 (Tradiční čínština) 日本語 (Japonština) 한국어 (Korejština) ไทย (Thajština) български (Bulharština) Dansk (Dánština) Deutsch (Němčina) English (Angličtina) Español-España (Evropská španělština) Español-Latinoamérica (Latin. španělština) Ελληνικά (Řečtina) Français (Francouzština) Italiano (Italština) Bahasa Indonesia (Indonéština) Magyar (Maďarština) Nederlands (Nizozemština) Norsk (Norština) Polski (Polština) Português (Evropská portugalština) Português-Brasil (Brazilská portugalština) Română (Rumunština) усский (Ruština) Suomi (Finština) Svenska ( védština) Türkçe (Turečtina) Tiếng Việt (Vietnamština) Українська (Ukrajinština) Nahlásit problém s překladem
Step 1: Find a quiet, dimly lit room with no interruptions, then light three candles in a triangle formation.
Step 2: Offer a cracked copy of FL Studio and a torn picture of Skeler as sacrifices. Make sure they're placed at the center of the altar.
Step 3: Stand in the center of the room and play Lonown's song "Virtuoso" in reverse three times. As the eerie sounds fill the room, chant the phrase "This is a state of hardwave" three times with conviction.
Step 4: Now, the secret sauce: Apply the legendary OTT and Soundgoodizer on the master chain for the perfect summoning atmosphere.
Step 5: But wait, there's more! Your swagger must stand out. Dress to impress, because Lonown only answers to those with style.
Step 6: As the clock strikes 3 AM, close your eyes and visualize Lonown's presence. If done correctly, you might just feel the energy shift as the producer manifests before you.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡀ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆ ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿ ⣿⡟ ⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋ ⣦⣀ ⡶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍ ⣴⣶⡔ ⢀ ⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘ ⣷⣿ ⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢁⣷ ⣀ ⣾⡟
⡿ ⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟
⣿⡟⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⡿
| Windows [－][口][×] |
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Windows has detected that your IQ is small |
| Is this true? |
| ＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿ |
| ｜Yes | ｜maybe ｜ |Yes | |
| ￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣￣ |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣