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Step 1: Find a quiet, dimly lit room with no interruptions, then light three candles in a triangle formation.
Step 2: Offer a cracked copy of FL Studio and a torn picture of Skeler as sacrifices. Make sure they're placed at the center of the altar.
Step 3: Stand in the center of the room and play Lonown's song "Virtuoso" in reverse three times. As the eerie sounds fill the room, chant the phrase "This is a state of hardwave" three times with conviction.
Step 4: Now, the secret sauce: Apply the legendary OTT and Soundgoodizer on the master chain for the perfect summoning atmosphere.
Step 5: But wait, there's more! Your swagger must stand out. Dress to impress, because Lonown only answers to those with style.
Step 6: As the clock strikes 3 AM, close your eyes and visualize Lonown's presence. If done correctly, you might just feel the energy shift as the producer manifests before you.
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍ ⣴⣶⡔ ⢀ ⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢁⣷ ⣀ ⣾⡟
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