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Haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife
Built for BBC tough
At Ford Truck Month, we make cars that go vroom vroom
We sell to w*men at a 50 percent markup
She makes me poop snarl and I make her pee
We preform under the table sex change surgeries for minors
We stormed the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet told us to
It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡
PROTECTIVE SHIELD 🛡
NO DRACULAS 🚫🧛♂
NO MUMMY 🚫🤕
NO ALIEN 🚫👽
NO DUENDE 🚫👺
ACTIVATE ALARM 🚨‼