from r/adoptasilver

lelelelelelel

you are such a wanker, hiding offline like i don't see it... -_-
To those who don't see it actually, are dumb.

added u if you wanna play sometime

My dog's testicles are stuck in a mousetrap?

My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so I let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that I had placed a few mousetraps in there. The dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and I'm bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart, but I missed and blew out one of one of my car's tires, so I can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my four year old approach it from the front to distract the dog while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have a better idea?

from /r/summonsign