i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my ♥♥♥♥ would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to ♥♥♥ inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. whenever i see an ad for McDonald's i get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. God i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger.

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Please.

Stop

Daddy wat are you doing? (⊙︿⊙✿) owie it hurts >w< Stop it daddy!! (╥﹏╥)

OwO you want me to touch it? (⊙﹏⊙✿) it’s so huuuuge (≧▽≦) is it throbbing for me daddy? (•⊙ω⊙•)

Wha..Whaaa you want me to stroke it Daddy? >.<

Uwaaa!! It splattered all over me! (≧o≦) Daddy what did you do to me !! UwU

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx