The average game of TF2:

There are always about 3-4 people AFK to get those sesy unique weps.

Then there is that hacker who is trying to be subtle by playing medic. He stands facing walls firing
with his syringe gun killing tons of people until they all leave(rage quit)/scream through mic/throw PC at wall.

There are always about a million spies with no cosmetics who faithfully follow these simple steps:
1. Try to stab own team members
2. Try to face stab heavies when they have their mini-gun revved up
3. Ask the other people on the server what the sapper does (if they know how to use the chat)
4. Stand in the open and think about which class to disguise as.
5. Rage when the person they are disguised as blows them up

Then there is that pay-to-get-the-best-weapons-off-the-market-skrub who runs round with his £15 Elite Grade Liquid Asset Stickybomb launcher but can't get kills.

Of course you need the anti-fungineer whose mini sentry is wherever YOU go on the map.

Then there is that scout who is dressed in pink and whose only skill is to inflict pain and be generally merciless to everyone.

There always is a couple of idiot 12 year olds who joined that server for the sole purpose of having a conversation in their high pitched voices.
(A similar noise to this is a mouse being stabbed with a fork)

Them there is that other hacker who is not trying to be subtle and doing 180 spins across the map.

And finally there is the Gibus Sniper using the stock loadout who keeps asking how often unusuals drop.

The average game of TF2: There are always about 3-4 people AFK to get those sesy unique weps. Then there is that hacker who is trying to be subtle by playing medic. He stands facing walls firing with his syringe gun killing tons of people until they all leave(rage quit)/scream through mic/throw PC at wall. There are always about a million spies with no cosmetics who faithfully follow these simple steps: 1. Try to stab own team members 2. Try to face stab heavies when they have their mini-gun revved up 3. Ask the other people on the server what the sapper does (if they know how to use the chat) 4. Stand in the open and think about which class to disguise as. 5. Rage when the person they are disguised as blows them up Then there is that pay-to-get-the-best-weapons-off-the-market-skrub who runs round with his £15 Elite Grade Liquid Asset Stickybomb launcher but can't get kills. Of course you need the anti-fungineer whose mini sentry is wherever YOU go on the map. Then there is that scout who is dressed in pink and whose only skill is to inflict pain and be generally merciless to everyone. There always is a couple of idiot 12 year olds who joined that server for the sole purpose of having a conversation in their high pitched voices. (A similar noise to this is a mouse being stabbed with a fork) Them there is that other hacker who is not trying to be subtle and doing 180 spins across the map. And finally there is the Gibus Sniper using the stock loadout who keeps asking how often unusuals drop.