I don't believe in wiping. I just let it crust over like a scab, peel it off in one go, releasing all the poo dandruff into my underwear. Made myself the nickname Head & Shoulders.

how is bros elo this low someone help him get to 10k at least

Okay so yes this is serious, I'm struggling recently with figuring out how to wipe and wash my ass. I know how this sounds.

I recently started hearing that I smell like poop and ♥♥♥♥ everywhere I go and it caused me to change habits and second guess my self.

My family keeps saying I smell fine but I know I sometimes smell poop when I start to walk sweat and this is embarrassing as ♥♥♥♥ at work.

So just to be specific so people can actually help me figure this out. When I wipe I try to only wipe the exterior, am I supposed to wipe with a little bit of pressure or? Just softly wipe it like I would if I got sauce on my mouth when eating?

And showering I rinse whole body, then wash, then start on booty I rinse the booty then I scrub taint and crack with a wash cloth then rinse then do it again. Am I supposed to scrub like the outside of my booty hole?

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