EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DVD INTO THE SLOT. IT’S DRIVE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE EXPRESSIONLESS FACE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DRIVER. I DO EVERY SMIRK AND I DO EVERY SMIRK HARD. MAKIN CRUNCHING SOUNDS WHEN I STOMP DOWN SOME MAFIA BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED LOS ANGELES’ MOST DANGEROUS WEST COAST MAFIA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN'T BE REAL HUMAN BEINGS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF A REAL HERO AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING TOOTHPICK CHEWING EVERY MORNIng