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I have been arrested for multiple crimes, including:
Battery on a Police officer
Grand Theft
Declaring war on Italy
and Public Indecency.
I will be escaping prison on, March 28th.
After that, I will take over the world.
Hey, Quandale Dingle here!
I just escaped prison!
I am staying at my friend, Juandale Pringle's house.
As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off.
A guy named Garfield Jenson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison.
My baby momma Shaniqua Enderson told me to play child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.