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Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/SataniaFan5lif3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/animemes on my twitter account, which is @trapsarenotgay. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!

Infinite come. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to come uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of seemen. You desperately shove your dikku into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The come accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop coming.

Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to come into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The come is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the come from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the come. The come accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The come is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect seemen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to come all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own come. The come accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the come begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the come is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with come instead of molasses. The come accelerates. It’s been two hours.

Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The come accelerates. You squeeze your dikku to stop the come, but it begins to leak out of your poopie hole instead. You let go. The force of the come tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews seemen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the come. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The come accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of come hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The come accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives