I am Chinese Jigsaw man, and I want to play a game with you.
Face me in any competitive online game, fight me.
If I win, I will buy 2 pounds of dog meat for dinner, and those dogs have died for you.
But if you win, then you have the honor of winning over the vile Chinese dog-eater in flesh, a legend you could boast for the rest of your life. I still buy 2 pounds of dog meat for dinner.
You have my words.