With the way games have gotten over the years, I'm gonna start issuing report cards with my reviews like I did on Gamegeddon.com (don't bother looking, it's been dead for over a decade). Five criterias with simple traditional letter grading (A,B,C,D,F) and a "Final Remark" in place of an overall rating just to confuse the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of Metacritic.
In case you're wondering about criteria, they are as follows.

Gameplay - Addresses general user experience, learning curve, how user-friendly and/or flexible the game's control scheme, etc.

Technical - Addresses stability, bugs, optimisation, setting up, etc.

Content - Addresses the degree of content on offer and replay value.

Quality - Addresses the audio/visual fidelity, story, presentation, etc.

Value - Addresses whether or not prospective player's time and monetary investments are justified.

Hopefully those brief descriptions shed light. But, been contemplating doing something like that for my Steam reviews.